Beah

She/her | 18+ Minors Dni | requests are open 🧡💛

[beah388love]

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SHHHHH!!!

Full Masterlist Formula 1 Masterlist

Pairing: Lando Norris x Fem!reader

Summary: Lando telling Ginge and max to be quiet cause your sleeping during the stream.

Warnings: swearing, mentions of killer documentary (if I have missed any please tell me!!!)

Lando had a random message from max f, asking if he wanted to join them on fortnite. A quick stream.

Lando was coincidentally bored, he didn't have much to do - you was watching a serial killer documentary that he found disturbing and boring. he knew damn well you would tell him all the gory things as well once you finished it.

Lando typed a quick thumbs up emoji and a 'sure mate'

You was like lando said, sprawled out on the sofa with some gummy bears. watching the new gory documentary. Lando leant over the sofa and placed a small kiss on your head "i'm gonna go stream, call me if you need me"

you give him a nod and a small mumble, all your attention on the documentary. he rolls his eyes at your intense focus on it.

he walks off to your bedroom, sitting at his gaming setup and putting his headset on. Making sure the stream is all working good and sturff.

Once that's all sorted, he finally hears ginge and max’s voices

Ginge let out a loud "Ahhhhh! Theres me' man." Lando laughs lightly and sits back in his chair "im here. im here."

Ginge sighs dramatically "yeah- finally."

lando rolls his eyes and laughs, Ginge huffs "Right- C'mon, Start the bloody game"

About half an hour goes by. your documentary finished. you let out a tired yawn, rubbing your eyes. they hurt from staring at the tv so long. you could already hear lando's speech about you watching tv too much.

You yawned again and grabbed the blanket that was on the sofa, tiredly standing up and wrapping it around you, waddling to the bedroom where lando was streaming.

You quietly open the door, stepping to him. he had his headset on so didn't notice you until he felt your tap on his shoulder

he softened and let out a small chuckle when he saw you, eyes droopy and the blanket wrapped around you. "You look comfy" You don't even respond, a yawn beating you to it. making lando laugh

He opens his arms, scooting his gaming chair back a little. He mutes his mic.

You settle into his lap, your chest to his. your face buried in his neck and the blanket now wrapped around you both.

Lando kisses your head softly "you okay for me to keep the camera and mic on?" he asks quietly. letting his hand caress your back under your hoodie.

You hum a yes against his neck and he nods even though he knows you can't see it. Lando turns his mic back on and keeps the camera on. the stream chat was spammed with comments

user1: Oh My GOD user2: WHO CAN LIPREAD?! user3: I WANNA KNOW WHAT HES SAYINGGGGGGG user4:i wish i was her so bad rn

Lando ignores the stream, focused on his game with ginge and max. their voices loud in his ear.

Ginge lets out an amused gasp when he spots lando's screen "Is that my favourite lass?"

Lando rolls his eyes and gives a small nose scrunch at the loud gasp ginge made. lando smiles a little "yep. she's pretty much asleep." ginge groans "awh- can she hear me?" Lando looks down to you, poking your back gently, where he was stroking. "can you hear ginge?"

You nod against his shoulder, a tired grin on your face "unfortunately" you mumble which earns an offended gasp from ginge.

Ginge scoffs "UH- EXSCUSE ME? DON'T YOU EVER- EVER EVER. SIT THERE, IN YOUR CHAIR- AND BE MEAN TO ME" (please tell me u get the reference)

Lando was laughing his head off, trying not to jostle you by him laughing so hard. you sigh tiredly but can't help the big smile on your lips...after all, ginge is funny.

Ginge chuckles "Nah i can't believe that. I thought we had somefink going!" ginge jokes, like usual. an inside joke.

Lando scrunches his face at ginge speaking louder than before, so you could hear ginge. "ah!- jesus christ"

Ginge chuckles "what? i gotta let her hear me!"

Lando laughs and rubs his ears, moving one of the headphones behind his ear and not directly on. "she can! i think the whole world can!"

Max laughs and scrunches his face as well at the noise “yeah man- I think I’ll have to get earplugs with my headphones, geez.”

a few minutes go by and you fell asleep on lando, your head rested on his shoulder, your cheek squished and most of your hair covering your face, so thankfully the the stream wouldn't get too many screenshots.

Lando noticed you had fallen asleep, but wasn't deep asleep yet. ginge and max’s laughs or yells making you stir ever so slightly.

Lando interrupts them "oi!- guys quiet down a little" lando says quietly but ginge and max yell at eachother over him.

Lando rolls his eyes with a small grin, and does a loud whisper "SHHHH", moving his finger to his lips jokingly.

Ginge chuckles quietly "Oh shit- is she asleep?"

Lando smiles and nods "yep. out cold."

Ginge nods and him and max quiet down, not wanting to disturb you.

They bite their fists and ginge punches the air when he dies in the game, not shouting because he doesn't wanna wake you up.

"damnit" ginge grumbles making lando smirk.

Ginge rolls his eyes with a grin "why's she so tired anyways?"

Lando tuts as he focuses on the game, "she's been watching this new serial killer documentary for the whole day. literally binged watched the whole series"

Ginge chuckles "ah that makes sense. such a y/n thing. i think out of anyone i know, she'd be the one to watch shit like that"

Lando chuckles and nods "yep. i have to listen to het tell me all the gory details" he says through a grimace

Ginge laughs lightly, "mh. I'd watch your back with her mate."

"looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill ya, ya know what i mean?" ginge says with a funny grin.

Making lando laugh high pitched, his signiature laugh. Lando smirks and jokes "tastes like one too"

Ginge grimaces and groans "Ah! Lando- you pervert! TMI"

Max grimaces as well "i wanna be who i was before i heard that"

[beah388love]

Not your business

Full Masterlist Freaks and Geeks Masterlist

Pairing: Daniel desario x Fem!reader

Summary: Lindsey wants to know what happened to your mum and brother…along with Nick and Ken since Daniel won’t tell them.

Warnings: Swearing, mentions of readers mum dying, suicide, mentions of readers brother dying, (please tell me if I missed any!!!)

Lindsey grabbed her lunch tray as she walked towards Daniel,Nick and Ken.

“Nah I would pick zombies over vampires” Daniel argued and Ken shook his head in disagreement.

“Hey Lindsey” nick smiled as Lindsey sat down.

“Hey guys…where’s y/n?” She asked confused and there was a thin layer of tension.

“Yeah Daniel where is y/n?” Ken asked with a teasing smirk and Daniel glared at him.

“She’s sick.” Daniel said giving Ken a fake smile.

“she seemed perfectly fine yesterday.” Lindsey said confused and daniel sighed a breath.

“Look..she’s picking up her dad’s medication okay?” Daniel whispered so Mr.Kowchevski didn’t hear him.

“Why is she picking up her dad’s medication? Cant her mum do it?” Lindsey asked confused as she took a bite out of her sandwhich and Daniel couldn’t deal with it anymore he stood up abruptly, grabbed his sack of lunch and left.

“Hey man where are you going?” Ken asked as he stood up.

“Daniel? Sit down. He was just joking!” Nick called out but Daniel ignored him and walked out of the cafeteria.

“What was that about?” Lindsey asked confused as to what just happened.

“We uh- we don’t talk about y/n’s life outside of school…” Nick said and Lindsey creases her eyebrows. “Why?”

“Well we only know what Daniel tells us but uh- her family is uh- well-“ Ken said as he looked to Nick for help.

“Her mum died last year.” Nick said bluntly and Ken looked at him with a ‘what the fuck look?’

“Definitely not how I would’ve worded it but yeah.” Ken said

“Wait so I don’t get it. what’s wrong with her dad? Why can’t he help?” Lindsey asked and Nick sighed.

“He has really bad arthritis..I don’t know the whole thing like we said Daniel only lets us know so much. But he can barely walk..so she pretty much looks after her whole family.” Nick explained and Ken nodded with a tucked sad smile.

“That’s why she works two jobs on the weekends” Ken said as he takes a bite of his lunch and Lindsey had her jaw open.

“Why doesn’t she get any help?” Lindsey asked and Nick and Ken sighed.

“Lindsey..we don’t talk about y/n’s life okay? So just drop it” Ken said as he packed up his lunch tray to put it in the bin.

“Yeah. It’s personal so I’d leave it..no offense.” Nick said with a smile and Lindsey nodded her head with a frown as she grabbed her things for class.

- meanwhile -

“Sh..Sh..tommy it’s okay” you said gently as you swayed him in your arms as he cried.

“Y/n! Can you grab me the deep heat please?!” Your dad yelled from his room and you sighed.

“Okay!” You yelled back as you searched through the cupboards till you found the cream. You swayed Tommy as you walked to your dad’s room chucking him the deep heat bottle .

“Thank you, baby” your dad smiled in pain as he opened the cream and rubbed his legs, he was sat on his bed as his favourite tv show played.

“I’m sorry you had to take school off…I feel like such a shit dad.” He asked and you shook your head “you’re not a shit dad. Don’t say that. You literally can not help it and the reason it’s so bad is because you bared through the pain last week at work, making sure we have food” you said and he sighed as he wiped the small tears that fell from his eyes.

“Here give me Tommy…I love you y’know that?” He said and you nodded as you handed him your brother “yes I know that, I love you too, we all do.” You said and he smiled giving you a kiss on the head.

“You go to school tomorrow. I’ll use the stupid wheelchair they gave me..it’s coming tonight” your dad said making you smile lightly “okay I will”.

-

Lindsey couldn’t focus, she was so confused on why everyone, even Nick didn’t want to talk about your life, so when she spotted you at your locker she decided to ask you. You two had grown closer the past few weeks so you wouldn’t be that sensitive right?

You shut your locker and started to walk to class until Lindsey called your name, catching up to you.

“Hey y/n” she said and you smiled.

“Hey what’s up” you said as you held your bag.

“Well I uh- I noticed you wasn’t here yesterday?” She said and you breathed in.

“Yeah I was sick” you shrugged and she looked at you confused “you wasn’t the day before? Did you get better overnight?” She half joked as she tried to get you to spill the truth.

“Yeah. I took medicine and got better.” You fake smiled at her and she huffed angrily

“I know that your lying y/n.” Lindsey said and you stopped walking, turning and looking at her “So? It’s none of your business Lindsey.”

“Just tell me. I don’t know why everyone’s so secretive about your life! I mean I know your mum died but-“ Lindsey rambled annoyed and you glared at her “but what?” You asked through gritted teeth and she looked down awkwardly.

“I didn’t mean-“

“No. No! You know what Lindsey? Fuck you.” You said lowly before turning and walking away to class.

Unfortunately for you...you also had class with Lindsey. But thankfully you was sat next to your boyfriend, Daniel.

You laid your head in your hands and didn’t pay any attention to Daniel when he walked in and sat next to to you, which he found weird.

“Hey…” he smiled and you gave him a sad smile which he did not like, you always held grudges and was naturally a very short tempered girl but he knew you had a strong wall and never showed anyone but him your feelings, so he was confused when he saw you looked upset.

He wrapped his arm around you, “you good?” He asked softly and you nodded not even looking his way, he sighed as he gave you a kiss on the temple.

“So everyone turn your books to page 53” the teacher said as she turned around to write on the chalk board.

“Pst..psst..y/n?” Lindsey whispered to you but you blatantly ignored her, Daniel tucked in his lip awkwardly since he was in the middle of it all and had no clue as to what was happening.

“Y/n..I didn’t mean it- I didn’t know about your mum- I-“ Lindsey whispered but you didn’t want to hear it.

“Miss I feel sick can I go to the nurses office?” You asked raising your arm and the teacher nodded with a sigh. You stood up and grabbed your bag before leaving as quick as you could.

“What the fuck was that?” Daniel whispered to Lindsey confused on why she asked and knew about your mum.

“I-“

“What’s going on back there?” The teacher cut off Lindsey, “nothing miss.” Lindsey sighed as she carried on writing whilst Daniel looks at her worried and confused.

He knew you. He knew you got really depressed over just a mention of your mum…thank god Lindsey didn’t know about your brother..

- meanwhile -

You ran out of class and dodged the nurses office, walking straight out of school and going to the place you found behind a garage, it was so quiet and empty and your favourite thing was nobody knew about it except one person….

-

When class ended Daniel ran up to Lindsey as she walked out the classroom door. “What the fuck was that Lindsey?!” Daniel asked her angrily and worried.

“I didn’t mean to offend her! I just wanted to know why everyone is so secretive about her life outside of school!” Lindsey said and Daniel sighed heavily.

“I didn’t mean to mention her mum- I just-“ Lindsey rambled and Daniel instantly turned his head to her, “how do you know about her mum?” He asked and she shrugged. “Nick and Ken told me yesterday…well all they knew anyway..” she said and Daniel clenched his jaw.

“Hey what’s going on? What’s all the tension?” Ken asked and Daniel glared at him, “you told her? I told you not to tell anyone! It’s not your fucking shit to tell Ken- Or you Nick.” Daniel yelled and Ken and Nick went pale.

“Thanks for that though! Now she’s fucking gone!” Daniel said sarcastically as he walked away angrily, also leaving the school to find you, he thankfully knew where you would’ve gone.

-

You sat on the ground playing with a stray piece of grass, picking it apart as tears fell from your eyes to your cheeks, you hated how much it hurt you.

Just the thought of your mum and brother hurt your chest physically, you could feel the pit of emptiness. Just nothingness, not pain. Not anxiety. Not depression.

Just nothing.

You cried, the piece of grass in your hand going blurry from your tears.

Daniel frowned when he walked behind you from afar, you with your knees in your arms as you cried.

He didn’t even say anything, just wrapped his arms around you and you knew it was him.

He was the only one who really knew you after all.

You sobbed into his chest and he shut his eyes sadly as he held your head to his chest, “it’s okay. I’m here.” He said and you sobbed even harder letting it all out, “I miss th-hem s-s-so mu-uch” you whimpered into his chest, “I h-hate how much it h-hurts” you sobbed and he rubbed his hand up and down your back comfortingly.

“You know your so fuckin strong. You know that?” Daniel said and you take in uneven breaths, “I-if Lindsey finds o-out then-“ you sobbed and Daniel cut you off “I know, I know. She won’t find out I promise.”

“C-can w-we stay here for awhile?” You asked, your mascara smudged down your cheeks and Daniel hummed with a nod as he wiped your cheeks with his sleeve m.

“W-wait…how d-did Lindsey know about my mum?” You asked confused and you could feel him stiffen, “uh- well.” Daniel stammered

“Did you tell her?!” You asked shocked and he widened his eyes “what?! I didn’t tell her! I swear!” Daniel said putting his hands up defensively. You believed him and calmed down.

“So how did she find out?”

“Nick and Ken…” he admitted and you took a deep breath.

“I swear to god if she says something-“ you said panicking but Daniel held you tightly, holding your chin, making you look at him.

“Hey, look at me. I promise she won’t.” Daniel swore and you held out your pinky which he shook.

-

You and Daniel walked back to school just in time for lunch, you dodged Lindsey every chance you could, but Daniel immediately looked for her.

“Where are you going?” You asked him confused as he handed you his lunch tray, “you go sit down i gotta go do something” he said placing a kiss on your head before leaving the cafeteria, you sighed sadly the tiredness catching up with you from crying.

You went to sit down where you usually did until you saw Nick and Ken, Nick waved at you with a smile and you ignored him and instead sat with your younger brother Joey with his friends.

“What was that about?” Nick said when he saw you ignore him, “Lindsey didn’t ask her about her mum did she..?” Ken asked worried and Nick furrowed his brow, “no- no she’s probably just on her period or something” nick said and Ken shook his head, “I don’t think so”

“Hey you okay?” Joey asked you confused on why you wasn’t sitting with your friends, “yeah.” You smiled trying to ignore the pit in your chest.

“Why aren’t you sitting with my sister?” Sam asked as he took a bite out of his lunch. “Your sister’s a bitch.” You huffed as you eat your chocolate pudding.

Everyone except you looked at each other awkwardly, Joey gave an awkward smile “you sure your okay?”

“Yeah I’m fine, pretend I’m not even here” you smiled and thankfully the tension and awkwardness wore off and you all started talking about dungeons and dragons, them also explaining the game to you.

-

Daniel ran in the hallway as he caught up with Lindsey, “Lindsey”

“Daniel?”

“You can’t say anything to the teachers. You gotta swear- y/n-“ Daniel huffed out of breath.

“Lindsey…Y/n is short tempered and overprotective but underneath all that when you get to know her, she’s not… I’ve know her since I was five…” Daniel sighed as he walked with Lindsey to somewhere more quiet and private.

“A couple years ago…Her brother was born,”

“Mikey?” Lindsey asked and Daniel shook his head.

“Tommy?” She asked again and he shook his head again, “Joel.”

“He died that same year…It was so unexpected and nobody knows what happened he just died in his sleep…I’ve never seen her like that before..she was..empty? She changed and she’s not been the same since.” Daniel explained with a sad stoic expression.

“And then only a few months later her mum..killed herself…and y/n’s anxiety got so severe she wouldn’t even leave the house, she refused to talk to Nick and Ken for months…she didn’t want me to tell them about her brother and her mum because…” Daniel said as he sighed sadly.

“It’s because..If the teachers find out her dad can’t work and look after her and her brothers then they could call cps. Which is also the reason y/n works two jobs along with school” Daniel explained and Lindsey felt so guilty, pitiful.

“I’m sure the school will help her though..i could try and help her talk to them?” Lindsey said and Daniel shook his head with widened eyes.

“No. Lindsey no.” Daniel said sternly

“Y/n will kill me if she finds out I even told you all this!”

“But they could help!” Lindsey said and Daniel covered her mouth.

“Lindsey. No! You can’t. If you do then-“ Daniel was cut off by Lindsey huffing.

“I’ll talk to y/n then. The school can help Daniel.” Lindsey argued as she stood up to find you.

“Oh for fucks sake.” Daniel muttered angrily, throwing his head into his hands, slamming his fist on a locker.

-

Lindsey tried to find you and talk to you but you thankfully managed to dodge her the next day,

You grabbed a book from your locker and wiped your messed up mascara, you had cried on the way to school this morning, you couldn’t get your mum and brother out of your head still. Or the fear that Lindsey will talk to the teachers.

You gasped when you felt a hand on your shoulder, “oh! Sorry I didn’t mean to scare you.” Mr Rosso said with a sad smile.

“Are you okay?” He asked and you nodded with a forced smile, more of a frown though.

“Can I talk to you in my office?” He asked and you took an anxious breath, this is it. Lindsey told him.

You nodded and followed him to his office, you sat down anxiously playing with your hands. He sat on the front of his desk, “so..I have noticed you and Lindsey haven’t been getting on as much..you’ve been sitting with your brother at lunch?” He said and you nodded,

“Y/n, are you okay?” He asked you as he kneeled in front of you and he’s your hand, and that was it. You broke down. You let it all out and sobbed.

“I- I’m so scared.” You admitted as he held you and rubbed your back in a hug.

“Talk to me.” He said and you sighed as you wiped your tears, “I- I can’t.”

“You can, this is a safe space.” He smiled but you shook your head.

“I can’t.” You said in a more serious tone catching his attention. “Is it Daniel?” He asked and you quickly shook your head “no! God no, he’s everything to me” you said and he nodded, “is it school related?” He asked and you sighed shaking your head.

“Is it about your family?” He asked sadly and your silence answered his question, “y/n I know I wasn’t teaching here when your mum passed away but you can talk to me.” He said with a smile and you shook your head.

“It’s not just that. Do you know what happened to my mum?” You asked and he shook his head.

“She killed herself..because three months before... my brother died. and she couldn't deal with it very well. He was seven months old. It was so…unexpected?” You said and he took a deep breath.

“I’m sorry.” He said and you huffed.

“It’s not your fault..it’s life yknow? I’m better now. It’s just my dad..” You said and he stiffened. “I know your dad’s condition has gotten worse lately but-“

You cut him off “my dad’s okay. But he can’t work, he can barely walk.” You said firm and Mr. Rosso thought for a moment.

“How are you paying for your house?” He asked and you looked at him sadly “you are. aren’t you?” He said sadly and you nodded. “He’ll get better soon and he can start working again. I promise. He’s not ‘neglecting’ us.” You swore honestly and he nodded.

“But the thing is, you can’t do anything.” You said and he was confused “we can help you, y/n.” He said and you shook your head, “you can’t. I’ve researched all of this. If cps get involved me and my brothers would all get put into different foster care and get separated.” You said feeling a ping of fear in your chest.

“Y/n…” he said and you sighed as tears pricked your eyes, “I’ll be fine Jeff…just please promise you won’t get anyone else involved” You said as you stood up and grabbed your bag, sniffling.

“Y/n…”

“I’ve gotta go to class.” You said leaving his office quickly.

Jeff feels a hole in his chest from guilt, he wanted to help you so bad but knew you were right unfortunately. But he began searching to find any other ways to help you.

Lindsey was avoiding Daniel like the plague. until...Daniel sees her at lunch.

he walks up behind her, cowering her in "Daniel- leave me alone."

Daniel narrows his eyes down at her "no. stop avoiding me.- i told you not to say anything- did you?"

Lindsey sighs "i know you said that-" Daniel cuts her off and repeats "did you?"

Lindsey keeps quiet and sighs "no. no i didn't. i- i'm gonna drop it" Lindsey says quietly, agreeing to letting y/n be.

Daniel visibly relaxes "thank god." he mumbles and stands up straight. "see ya later linds...And thanks" he says before walking off, his hands in his pockets.

Lindsey gave him a small nod of your welcome. she sighed as he walked off. but she knew this was the right thing..After all, its not her business.

Daniel went back to go to sit with you, sitting down with you at your brothers table.

daniel gives an awkward smile and clears his throat "watcha doin here?"

you shrug "i dont wanna sit with nick or ken. im mad at them and they dont deserve my presence." you say firm.

your brother gives a 'dont make her repeat herslef' look to daniel. Joey knew how you could get, you being his sister an all'

Daniel gives joey a silent nod. and sits down next to you.

you look to him confused "what're you doing..?"

daniel shrugs with a small smile "sitting?"

you tilt your head softly and he smiles and whispers " im not gonna sit with nick and ken. id rather sit with you."

you smile a little and rest your head on his shoulder, eating your lunch content and calm. feeling a whole lot better than before

Daniel rubs your thigh gently as he eats his lunch, your brother and his nerdy friends talking about video games and whatver.

Daniel smiles down at you and whispers "lindsey said she'll leave it. So stop panicking." your eyes brighten visibly "she did-?!"

daniel smiles and nods "yup. aren't i the best boyfriend?" daniel says half-jokingly

you roll your eyes and smile, kissing his cheek "Mh..your alright." you tease lightly, your tone obvious that you werent serious

daniel gasps mockingly and holds his heart "Ouch."

you giggle lightly until Jeff comes over "y/n...? i know your having your lunch right now but- i found some websites with the school that can help you." he says quietly to you.

Daniel stiffens lightly "what-? no she doesn-" Jeff cuts him off "hold your argues. cps is not involved or anything of the sort." jeff sighs honestly.

"Y/n i know you well enough to know, your not lying to me. so these are just some programmes the school have for students with a low household income etc. or students struggling." jeff says softly, handing you the leaflets.

you read them quietly, scanning through them for any suspicions of the cps thing but theres nothing bad or to worry about....these literally do just help.

Jeff smiles "look all ya want. but theres nothing in their that will affect your family kid. i wanna help ya- not make ya homeless" jeff smiles

you smile up at him "these actually seem helpful- thank you jeff..." you smile, not second thinking it and hugging him tight suddenly.

jeff is taken by surprise but hugs you back, giving daniel a questioning look since your usually not like this at all. but daniel waves him off and mouths "just go with it"

jeff nods to him silently and hugs u back, letting go and smiling. "chat to me tomorrow yeah?"

you smile wide and nod "i will- thank you again" jeff nods and walks off with a proud smile

daniel grins "see? im such a good boyfriend." you roll your eyes as you hold the leaflets in your hand "this was all jeff's doing. not you"

daniel scoffs "Tomato, Tomatoe"

you shake your head amused and sigh "your such an idiot."

daniel smirks and shrugs "mh. your idiot though" you nod with an eyeroll "unfortunately"

he hums before realising and gasping "hey!"

[beah388love]

Hey, I don’t know exactly how to place an order but I have one for Lando Norris x Fem! Reader.

The reader has diabetes and during a stream from Lando and Max she ends up having hypoglycaemia?

Sudden Drop

Full Masterlist Lando Norris Masterlist

Pairing: Lando Norris x Fem!reader

Summary: you have diabetes and have a sudden low blood sugar drop…during a livestream.

Warnings: hypoglycaemia, near fainting, swearing (please tell me if I’ve missed any?!!!)

You have hypoglycaemia which is where you have low blood sugar drops.

Lando openly talks about how much he hates it, not in a mean way. But he hates how many near heart attacks he has when you have random episodes of where your blood sugar drops.

He even went to the lengths of buying you an expensive Apple Watch to track your blood sugar levels throughout the day. And he also keeps apple juice box’s around everywhere…literally everywhere.

Max stares into the camera as he checks to make sure the stream is working. “Chat?- can you hear me?” He asks to the screen and watches the chat section roll with comments and answers, most saying yes.

Lando was sat on Max’s bed behind him, scrolling on his phone mindlessly. You was laying on top of him, snuggled into his shirt.

You had just had your diabetes medication an hour before and you hadn’t eaten anything yet, too tired to get up and eat something. You knew your doctors had told you to eat something after taking your medication but you thought today you could just leave it for a while…you was wrong.

Max was talking to the stream, he was also setting up the sim for him and Lando to play. “Lando? I think it’s ready mate”

Lando looks up from his phone and nods lightly. He looks down at you and gently moves you off to get up.

He sits down next to max and holds the steering wheel. He grins and makes pretend car noises.

Max rolls his eyes amused “anyway-“

Lando chuckles. And then they start play in and racing on an f1 simulator.

After a couple minutes you get bored and stand up, moving to stand by Lando. Lando looks up “baby? What’s up?” He asks quietly, moving his mic away.

You rub your eye and sit down on his lap, he instinctively holds your waist to make room for you.

“Comfy?” He asks quietly and kisses your temple. You nod and relax into his chest, watching the chat comments and landos screen.

Max groans when he crashes in the game “this is stupid.” Lando chuckles “nah- you just suck.”

Max gives the stream a deadpanned look and rolls his eyes amused.

User1: MAX KEEPS CRASSHING 💀

User2: why’s y/n so quiet?

User3: ikr?

User4: I LOVE YALL

Lando had also noticed your quietness, usually you was quite loud and jokey during streams. He gently presses his lips to your cheek and whispers “baby? You okay?”

You let out a small sigh and nod “mhm..”

Lando furrows his brows, his gut telling him something was wrong. He uses one hand on the steering wheel and holds your other with his. And he notices how shaky your hands are…

You felt awful, your eyes were blurry and felt pressure on them. Your head was fuzzy and stomach queasy. And not to mention how pale you looked. You looked like a ghost through the camera of the stream.

Max hadn’t noticed what was going on, too busy throwing a rage fit at the game “Oh my godddddd”

Lando was too focused on you than the game, he let go of his steering wheel entirely and looks to you “babe? When did you take your medication?” He asks as he lifts your sleeve up, looking at your watch and checking your blood sugar levels.

You know your brows as you try to think, your brain fuzzy. “Uh- like…an hour ago..” you say through trembling lips.

Lando eyes widen and looks at your watch “an hour ago?!” He exclaims as he reads your watch, your blood sugar levels dropped massively.

“Have you ate anything?” He asks worried as he holds your cheek, turning you to face him. Not bothered about the stream.

Max looks over, now also worried. You shake your head “I was too tired..I was gonna have something later”

Lando shakes his head, annoyed with himself for not making something for you. “You should’ve asked me to get something- you know you need to eat after your meds” he sighs and gently lifts you up onto max’s bed.

You sit on his bed, your hands even more shaky and your eyes more blurry.

Lando looks at you worried “are you okay? Your shaking like crazy”

You shake your head “I feel faint..” you manage to say quietly.

Lando nods and quickly goes to grab an apple juice from the kitchen, he rushes off to the kitchen.

Whilst he’s gone, max looks at you “don’t faint on me” he says trying to lighten the mood. You form a small smile “ha ha. Funny.”

Max chuckles lightly but then he sees you shut your eyes a little “hey- I was kidding- lay down. Don’t faint.”

You sigh and lay down “sorry- I won’t…I just- feel really dizzy..”

Max sits back by his laptop and starts looking at the stream again and calls out for Lando “Lando! Hurry up.”

Lando groans and rushes back in, pushing max away from his keyboard “move”

Max knots his brows confused “what are you doing-?”

Lando keeps quiet for a second as he goes off the stream, ending it.

Max eyes widen “hey- what’re you doing?”

Lando rolls his eyes “I’m buying her apple juice. We have none, we ran out. And we don’t have anything else either.” He says as he orders some from the closest shop down the road.

Max nods lightly and looks over to you, you look pale and weak.

Lando moves away from the keyboard and stands next to you, holding your shaky hand “baby? Stay awake for me yeah? I’ve ordered some apple juice and some fruit and stuff”

You nod lightly and try to stay conscious. Your hands still shaky and your heartbeat fast.

Eventually Lando hears the door knock and he grabs the stuff from the delivery guy. And he rushes back to you. “Baby?- drink this.” He says stern and hands you the apple juice box.

You take it and sip some. He furrows his brows, not satisfied and still worried about you “more.”

You sip some more and he shakes his head with a soft “no- drink all of it.”

You sigh and do as he says, drinking it all and as soon as your done he hands you the other apple juice box.

“Babe- i can’t drink loads” you sigh

Lando shakes his head and runs his hand through his hair “you can.- drink as much as you can. I don’t want you to faint or anything”

You give in and drink another juice box, eating a bowl of banana slices as well.

Lando nods content and kisses your head “thank you, now next time. Tell me to make you something to eat okay? Don’t say ‘your too tired’”

You smile lightly and nod “I will..I love you.”

Lando smiles and kisses your nose “I love you more, now rest. please.” He says and sits down on the bed next to you as you lay down.

Max shakes his head amused “seriously? I’ve lost my bed again.”

Lando grins “sucks to suck.”

[beah388love]

there is not enough freaks and geeks on content on tumblr 😭 would you consider writing for daniel and nick eventually? it can be whatever you like 😊

I Take it back

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Pairing: Daniel Desario x Fem!Reader

Summary: Daniel gets drunk and accidentally snaps at you…

Warnings: Swearing, mentions of alcohol, yelling (please tell me if I’ve missed any!!)

A/n : y’all I’m sorryyyy I haven’t posted- I’ve been busy!! but here’s something a little angst but fluffy for you 🙂‍↕️

(Thank you for the asks and requests, I really love getting them! And they encourage me to write 🧡 - I have a lot of Freaks and geeks drafts I have to finish and in the making)

You walked into Lindsey's house, where the party was supposed to be. If you was to be honest. You expected it to be shit. She seemed to much of a goody two shoes to have a party at her own house.

You stepped into the livingroom, the house filled with people from your school, dancing and drinking.

You were wearing a tight black dress, lace up the sides. You saw Daniel in the corner, drinking and chatting to Nick and Ken...and Lindsey.

You weren't a fan of her.

You sighed a little and reluctantly walked forward, heading to them. Daniel smirked and wrapped his arm around your waist "finally. Took ages as usual." He smirks against your hair, placing a kiss.

You roll your eyes, not able to help the small smile that spread your face. "Shut up. I had to do my makeup- and my hair, and-"

He cut you off with a peck to your lips "yeah yeah, you look beautiful. So it worked" he grins and kisses your lips again.

You smiled and rolled your eyes playfully. Lindsey watched with a moody lip.

Lindsey had planned this whole party just for Daniel, thinking he wanted to take it further with her... despite how obvious yours and his relationship was.

But Lindsey was never told about it...until this point where she realised you two were definitely without a doubt. dating.

You was about to say something to her but she lets out a gasp, looking behind you. The others that were dancing and drinking were now throwing her parents belongings around for fun, almost breaking a vase.

She quickly rushes off to stop them.

Daniel gives an awkward smile to you. "You asked her for the party to be here, didn't you?" You ask him deadpanned.

Daniel gives a sheepish smile "maybe." He says and sips on his drink.

You roll your eyes and shake your head amused "I don't even have anything to say."

Daniel can't help his cheeky smile and puts his empty drink down. "Good. I ain't in trouble then-c'mon" he grins and pulls gently on your arm.

He drags you to the kitchen, getting you and him a bunch of drinks. He knew you was quite a lightweight

so didn't get you anything too strong.

You smiled "thank you babe." You sip your drink and look around, seeing some of your friends.

"No problem..ask me if you want a refill tho. Don't let anyone else do it" Daniel says protectively before letting you walk off to your friends.

You roll your eyes and nod, walking off "yeah yeah-like always."

He smirks lightly, his signature smile. Knowing your used to his protectiveness since he is...a lot.

About an hour or two goes by and...things were well...

Chaotic.

Lindsey was trying her best to stop people from destroying her house and her things. Whilst unfortunately for you...your friends had all left to go with a bunch of guys.

And Daniel was smacked out of his face drunk.

You sighed and watched him, he was yelling as he stood up onto the curtain pole, swinging like a madman.

Nick and Ken were cheering him on. Leaving you to give them stern looks. "Guys what the hell?"

Nick gives a small nervous chuckle "c'mon-it's funny."

You give him an unamused look "you'rere both supposed to help me stop him- not egg him on."

You huff but thankfully Nick and Ken try to help you get Daniel down.

"Babe!- Danny! Get down" you shout over the noise of the people around you who were cheering him on.

Daniel looks down at you and Nick and Ken. His eyes dazed and his damn smirk on his face. He downs his drink and throws it wherever.

"Babe- watch me-" Daniel says as he swings on the curtain pole. You roll your eyes and pull him down carefully "Daniel- you asshole. Get down" you say and he instantly leans on you as you pull him down.

The alcohol catching up with him. The energy dying down. He Leans against you "mh- I was gonna do something totally cool" he mumbled slurred

You roll your eyes and can't help your smile, helping him walk to the kitchen "oh hush..you should be thankful."

Daniel instantly reaches for another beer from the table but you stop him, grabbing his wrist. "No- no more-you can't even walk." You huff

But Daniel's emotions change, the alcohol making his head spin. "Fuck off- I can do what I want."

Nick and Ken's eyes widen as they were watching.

Nick looks to Ken "d-did he just?"

Ken nods "he just said that to y/n." Ken says in disbelief.

But most importantly, you were in disbelief. You stood there and scoffed "what'd you say?"

Daniel slurs his words "I said fuck off. Fuck. Off."

You look at him, growing mad. You knew it was the alcohol but it still hurt.

Daniel gives an asshole smirk "what? Ya gonna cry Go home. You're ruining the party babe." He taunts

You narrow your eyes "no. I'm not gonna cry- and if you didn't want me here you should've said!" You yell and throw your arms about.

Daniel glares and slams his hand down on the counter, snapping "fine! I don't want you here! Go fucking home! To your shitty parents!"

You flinch when he slams his hand down, tears in your eyes but you stop them from falling. burying your emotions down until you get home. "Fine. Fuck you." You say, putting your hard face on and walking off angrily.

Nick and Ken watched with dropped jaws. I mean sure they were used to you two having arguments over stupid things but...Daniel's never snapped at you like that.

You slam the door as you leave the party, walking home on your own, tears slipping but you wipe them away. Not wanting to let his words affect you. Even though you can't believe he said those things. Drunk or not. You was mad.

Nick and Ken go to Daniel, who was leaning against the counter for support, unable to hold himself up.

Ken scoffs a little "what the hell was that man?" He says to Daniel, his voice rising a little.

Daniel grumbles "what?"

Nick scoffs "that!"

Ken nods "yeah- you just literally told y/n to fuck off!-and a bunch of other shit."

Daniel grumbles drunkly, not processing anything they're saying "what? Who?"

Ken rolls his eyes "Jesus Christ."

Nick holds his hand up "dibs not taking him home."

Ken gives him a mad look "what?! That's not fair!"

Nick smirks and shrugs "is too."

Ken huffs and grumbles, reluctantly grabbing Daniel, helping him out to his car outside.

Daniel slurs with half lidded eyes "I hate my life."

Ken rolls his eyes as he sucks in a breath, trying to hold Daniel up and walk him to the car. "Too bad. Mines great" Ken grumbles sarcastically

Ken manages to get Daniel in the car and drive him back to his house. And unfortunately for Ken, Daniel threw up all over his car seats. That he now definitely has to clean once he gets back.

The next day rolls round and Daniel woke up with the most pounding head ache. He groans into his pillow, burying his face into it. Internally dying inside from his hangover.

His mum opens his door “Daniel! Get up for school” she says as she steps in his messy room, seeing him sprawled out on his bed, his face buried in his pillow.

Daniel groans “ma, go away.”

His mum rolls her eyes “you’ve got five minutes. Get up.” She says before shutting his bedroom door.

Daniel let’s put a grumble and groan before reluctantly sitting up, rubbing his hand over his face.

He groans internally as he hears his mum calling to him again “I’m awake ma! Jesus-“ he huffs, his head pounding.

He reluctantly gets up and gets dressed, grabbing his bag and phone before heading off for school. His hair messy and scruffy, he looked awful. Hot, but awful.

Daniel arrived to school, heading to your locker but you weren’t there, he figured you must be running late like usual.

Then he spots ken and Nick by their lockers. He grumbles and walks towards them, already dreading their voices joined with his pounding headache.

Ken smirks lightly “oooh…here comes sunshine.”

Daniel rolls his eyes and groans “shut up.”, he says rubbing his temples.

“not a way to talk to the one who helped you home last night- oh! And cleaning up your sick.” Ken gives with a fake smile

Daniel groans “…sorry dude.”

Ken shrugs and grabs his bag from his locker “nah it’s all good. Yknow. Those hours I spent scrubbing my car seats. It was so fun.” Ken says sarcastically

Daniel gives a small sigh and rubs his temples “i said I’m sorry. Now can ya stop talking- my head killing me.”

Ken rolls his eyes and looks to Nick.

Nick scoffs a little “yeah- well your head will be hurting a lot more when ya talk with y/n.”

Ken nods to Daniel, only remembering now himself.

Daniel tilts his head, his eyes opening instantly at the mention of your name. “What about y/n?”

Nick shared a look with Ken.

Daniel feels uneasy and groans “guys- tell me! Was it something I did-…?” Daniel asks reluctantly

Ken nods and sucks in a breath.

Daniel groans internally and covers his face “what’d I do.” He says mumbled by his hands.

Ken sighs “…ya kinda told her to fuck off.”

Daniel’s hands rip from his face and looks at Ken in shock “I said that-?”

Ken nods and clears his throat “yeah…it gets worse. Ya also told her ‘she ruined the party’ and…oh! ‘To go home back to her shitty parents.’” Ken quoted with a sarcastic smirk.

Daniel’s face falls as he listens to what he did, not remembering any of it or meant to say any of it. He didn’t mean any of it. “Fuck…”

Ken nods and shrugs “sorry dude. You gotta deal with her- I got class”

Daniel huffs and nods, grabbing his phone to text you immediately. Mugging off class, the least of his worries.

He was already concerned because you didn’t show up to school. So you must be upset or very very mad at him right now.

Daniel typed out message after message, deleting and rewriting them, not knowing if it’ll make you more mad or not since he doesn’t even remember what he did or said.

He typed out after a lot of thought a quick and simple ‘I’m coming over to yours. I gotta talk to you in person.” He typed and hits send. Walking out of school and to his car to drive to yours.

He checks the message, he can see you’ve read it but left him on read.

He sighs and taps the steering wheel, speeding up to your house. He quickly parks the car and hops out. Opening your back door which Is always open.

“Babe- y/n-? Where are you” he says as he looks around for you, but then goes quiet as he sees you in your bed, facing the wall. A box of tissues on your bed side table.

“….baby” Daniel says sadly, he felt so bad. He has said this before to you, he’s never felt this way about anyone before..especially not a girl before. He loves you. And he knows it.

He softens and walks to your bed, but stops when he hears your sniffles and quiet voice “g-go away”

Daniel feels his heart actually break. He reaches out to your arm, placing his hand on your arm and sitting on your bed next to you “no…I wanna talk to you.”

You sniffle, wiping your tears and keeping your face to the wall, you was so mad but still upset at him. His words did hurt you.

“I- I don’t wanna talk..” you sniffle out

Daniel sighs softly and rubs your arm “well I do. So scoot over.” He says, trying to lighten the mood a little.

You keep quiet and reluctantly scoot further to the wall, your silence was normal, whenever you and Daniel argued, you would use silent treatment. And God damn did it work.

Daniel sighs softly as he scoots closer to you moving to spook you from behind, his arm wrapping round your waist to your stomach. “baby…please talk to me..c’mon.?” He says quietly to you

You sniffle lightly and keep quiet

Daniel sighs and places soft kisses to your shoulder “m’sorry…I dont even remember what I did..or what I said- but whatever I said- I didn’t mean it- I swear-“ he rambles, somewhat talking to himself as you don’t respond and keep quiet, listening.

Daniel rambles “i love you and would never mean whatever I said, I take it back…i take it all back.”

“and if I’m being honest I think I probably was so drunk I thought you was that bitch Amy from our maths class…god she’s annoying-“ Daniel grumbles making you sniffle a small laugh.

You did know how much he hated Amy.

Daniel smiled wide when he heard you laugh a little “…I can’t help it- yknow I hate her.”

You sniffle a small laugh but then sigh “why would you think I was her?”

Daniel sighs “cus she was at the party, i saw her when I first got there. She had her annoying pink bow on her hair” he grumbles

You grin a little “barrette” you correct him jokingly.

Since Amy would always correct anyone who called it a bow.

Daniel chuckles a groan “whatever it fuckin is.”

You smile a little but still have small sniffles.

Daniel frowns a little and moves your hair from your neck, placing soft kisses “please turn around…”

You reluctantly turn around silently, facing him.

Your eyes were puffy from crying, eyes red and your nose sniffling. He felt so bad.

Daniel softens and cups your face, kiss in your nose “there’s that pretty face.”

You sniffle “I look awful.”

Daniel kisses you forehead “you look beautiful…even when crying.”

Daniel frowns a little “…I am sorry for last night….you know that right?..I didn’t mean any of it?”

You nod a little and snuggle into his chest, him instantly wrapping his arms around you.

“I know…it’s just hard…cus too me you looked like you meant it..”

Daniel nods a little “I know- I know….i’m sorry..I didn’t mean it- I’d never think that about you. You’re amazing and pretty- and I don’t even how I pulled you.” He says with his smile.

“And I don’t know why I said that about your parents? Your dad is the fuckin best.” Daniel grins and you giggle a little. Knowing Daniel did love your dad.

“Mhm…he is amazing.” You nod softly against his chest, shutting your puffy eyes.

Daniel nods and plays with your hair “mhm” he hums

You stay like that for awhile until Daniel speaks up again.

“Yknow I’m sorry though right?”

You smile with shut eyes “yes. I know…now shut up. It’s in the past.”

Daniel nods and quickly shuts up, just playing with your hair and mumbling soft things like “I love you, I love your hair and your smile…”

Eventually you fall asleep on his chest, comfortable and content. But then Daniel gets a message from Ken.

‘She killed u yet?’

Daniel rolls his eyes and texts back

‘shut up…and no.’

[beah388love]

If you could, please write more daniel desario x reader fics or like hcs of being in the freaks friend group!

I have some in the making and lots of ideas!! Sorry I’ve been so busy so haven't been posting much

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Freaks and Geeks Headcannons :

I feel like every day would be chaotic somehow - either with nicks awful guitar skills or Daniel and Ken's random TMI convos at lunch.

I feel like they would all go to you for any problems they have especially girl problems.

Ken wouldnt really talk to the guys about more sensitive problems he has - for example - if he really liked amy. he would talk to you instead of nick or daniel.

Or Nick would use you as a messenger to lindsey, asking you what flowers she likes or what perfume she wears etc.

Which would get on ur nerves. and lindseys nerves

I think Ken would also be really into horror films whereas Daniel would be into chick flicks (secretly ofc)

which would mean lots of fun movie nights at eachothers places

And a lot of fun at their band practice - even if you have to put headphones on

Or another one would be that you all have random nights on the weekend where you play Monopoly or Uno...which ends up in a lot of fights and grudges or silent treatment

Headcannons for Daniel :

I also think that despite daniels tough exterior - He would LOVE your skincare days and would make you get him his own facemask to wear as well

It would start by small things like him watching your routine..then eventually asking to help you with it and then finally, joining in.

He would also buy you CD's from the store every month or so, each song based off of the month or day.

He would love when you watch him do band practice with the others and would secretly try harder when your present.

I also have a feeling that he would hate pickles, giving them to you whenever he annoyingly had them in his food from takeaways etc.

And he would definitely not be open to sharing his food lol but only for you, firstly lightly swatting your hand but eventually giving in and handing you a few pieces of his food every now and again.

I think he would also have an embarrassing fear of a specific horror film like...The boogeyman movie or something.

He would be fine with any other horror film and not be scared, not even flinching but the Boogeyman movei would give him nightmares for weeeeks.

his love language is definitely physical touch and small things like, remembering a letter you have to post so he'll remind you.

or reminding you of your assignments and homework that's due but not remembering his own (or just not caring abt his own lol).

[beah388love]

Dyslexia Problems

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Pairing: Lando Norris x fem!reader

Summary: you and Lando both have dyslexia

Warnings: swearing, dyslexia (if I’ve missed any please tell me!!)

You had gone golf with Lando and max for the day and they had randomly decided to go live on twitch. You was sat in the cart trying to cover your phone from the sun so you could read your text out but you huffed when all the letters were jumbled because of your dyslexia. “Lan? Is this spelt right?” You asked as you looked up to him as he held the camera.

He held his hand out and read your text but shook his head with furrowed brows when the letters were also jumbled from his dyslexia too. “Chat how do you spell neighbour?” Lando asked and looked at the chat to see the word repeated, some in caps.

“Okayyyyy thank you guys” Lando said with a little laugh as he typed the letters in on your phone and let you hit send.

“Thank you chat!” You said louder so they could hear you whilst max took his shot.

That was not all though….

Stupidly max asked you to read the subs out on the camera “thanks…uh- daivid? And thanks…kivy? For the subs” you smiled as you positioned the camera to look at max and Lando who were having a little play fight ending in Lando trying to poke max’s ass with the golf club and max running away with his hand covering his ass.

“Idiots” you shook your head behind the camera.

Chat:

User1: LMAOOOO THEIR SO FUNNY

User2: not y/n calling everyone the wrong name 😭

User3: ITS VICKY NOT KIVY 😭💀

User4: is she stupid?

User5: she’s dyslexic bro

You knotted your brows as you read the comments, “omg! Guys have I been calling you the wrong names?! I’m so sorry!” You gasped and slapped a hand to your mouth when you realised what the chat was talking about.

“Max! You take the camera! I suck at this job” you said dragging a hand down your face, “what are you talking about?” Max asked confused as he took the camera off of you.

“I can’t read the chat or their names…sorry guys” you said with an embarrassed smile “dyslexia?” Max grinned and you nodded “alright baby your turn!” Lando said as he handed you your golf ball.

“Thank you baby” you smiled as you took the ball from him.

“Y/n has really bad dyslexia guys” max explained as he read through some of the comments. “Yeah she hates it” Lando agreed with a nod of his head.

“You have dyslexia though” max pouted confused on why you hated it so much “yeah but hers is worse than mine and she loves reading but she has to use the text to speech thingy” Lando explained and max nodded “yeah she hates it” Lando gave a tight lipped smile but smiled when you walked over, he instantly wrapped a hand around your waist.

“Also chat- I didn’t wanna play this stupid game-“ I murmur to the camera but got cut off by Max “it’s a sport not a game” he corrected me for the 100th time.

I roll my eyes to the camera. “It’s a game.” I whisper to the camera making lando stifle a laugh.

……

This also occurred on streams…for example the time when Max was streaming with you and Lando.

You had somehow been given the job of calling out and thanking the subs..again.

“Thank you…uh- poopy?” I tilt my head and scrunch my brows as I read the username out and gasp when I read it again “sorry-! Sorry- I meant poppy..! Thanks poppy for the subs” I correct myself embarrassed

I hear lando’s laugh behind me as I’m sat on his lap, “Lan. it’s not funny-“ I roll my eyes playfully but he can’t help his laughs.

“Babe- you called her poopy?-“ he wheezes out whilst laughing, hiding his face in my hair from the stream. I shake my head smiling “I didn’t mean to!” I cover my face embarrassed.

Max is trying to bite back his laughs as he tries to focus on a game. He looks to the comments and bursts out laughing at all the jokingly offended fans.

I feel Lando squeeze his hold on my waist slightly “babe?” He whispers into my ear and I hum “mh?”

“Want your coloured slip thingys?” He asks quietly and I shake my head “no it’s fine..can you just read the subs out?” I ask and he nods “yeah.”

He continued to read the subs after that. I didn’t think anything of it until I saw the twitter posts the next morning…they did make me laugh.

…

Your dyslexia would also affect your texts…which were also pretty funny-

Lando was sat on the sofa at your shared apartment. max was also there but he was on the other sofa. Lando scrolled through instagram bored until he got a text from you.

Lando tried to read it and sighed, his eyebrows scrunched in confusion. He rubbed his forehead and looked up when max chuckled “what?” Lando asks

Max laughed “has y/n texted you?”

Lando nods “yeah- how’d you know?” He smiled confused

Max chuckled “cuz you look like your trying to read a different language” Lando laughed shaking his head

“Here you try and understand what she texted me.” Lando chuckled and handed his phone to max.

Y/N: Can yuo garb me smoe ciream?

Max knotted his brows as he tried to read it “fucking hell mate- how do her eyes make her think that’s right?”

Lando chuckled “don’t ask me.” He said as he took his phone back and texted back.

Lando: babe. I just had a headache trying to read that.

Y/N: gbra em some icremea?

Lando: it still ain’t spelt right babe.

Y/N: seriosly?

Lando: just call me. I cant keep trying to read this.

Max Fewtrell added to his story

Landonorris: I acc have a migraine after texting her.

Ynusername: blame my dyslexia not me ✋🏻

McLaren: you think her texts are bad..we have to deal with her emails!

User1: LMAO NOT MCLAREN CALLING HER OUT

User2: I WANNA SEE EM NOW 😭

Lewishamilton: relatable.

Ynusername: hey! Give me a break.

User3: how r her replies making sense if her texts don’t?

Landonorris: y/n uses autocorrect and speech to text to help her

Ynusername: idk what id do without it 😔✋🏻

…

This would also cause problems between her and her radio engineer, Fred.

“Freddie?” I ask into the radio as I hold the steering wheel tightly, going around a corner on the track.

“Yeah y/n?” He responds through the radio

“There’s something wrong with the uh- screen thingy-“ I say and Fred furrows his brows

“Uh- ya sure..? I’m looking now and it looks fine?” He asks confused

“It says I’m going at 013mph?” I ask confused as I ready screen on the car.

I hear Fred’s small chuckle through the radio “y/n- it’s your dyslexia. It says 103mph” he explains and I can’t help my embarrassed smile under my helmet

“Oh- I forgot about that. Thanks Freddo.” I giggle through the radio.

Fred chuckled “it’s fine. The cars fine though right?”

“Yeah- it’s fine. Just my dyslexia.” I giggle

I do another turn and sigh “Fred- what’s the gap?” I ask confused

Fred looks down at his screen “uh- Max is…0.845 seconds behind.” He reads and I nod

“Okay” I say as I try to remember the track in my head. I go to turn right but quickly swerve left.

“Shit- fuck- oops-“ I curse under my breath and I hear Fred through the radio

“What happened-?”

“I uh- I just forgot my left and right but it’s fine-“ I giggle quietly “sorry.”

Fred can’t help his laugh “don’t worry- just try to remember next time yeah?”

…

Or another struggle for you and Lando was cooking…

Lando was streaming whilst you and him baked or shall I say tried to bake a cake.

Lando was leaning against the counter, holding his phone with the recipe on it “uh- babe? I think we need help.” He says with knotted brows.

You look over to him “what? Why?”

Lando tuts as he tries to read the ingredients “I can’t make it out.”

You roll your eyes “lemme try” Lando scoffs lightly “okay- but I highly doubt you’ll be better than me.”

You try to read the ingredients and instructions but it’s all jumbled and messy “uh…never mind then.”

Lando chuckles and looks to the camera “guess we’re having pasta tonight chat.”

You giggle and nod “yup! Pasta it is.” You say as you grab different ingredients.

…

Lando, you and Oscar were doing an F1 game interview thingy for fun.

The interviewer had given you all your own white board. The game was that Oscar would have to guess the word that you and Lando got.

The interviewer smiles “okay- start.”

Lando and you look to the word on your boards. Lando tilted his head confused “uh…”

You also knotted your brows confused as you looked at the messy word. “Uh…lan? What does it say?” You whisper.

Lando chuckles “no idea..”

Oscar shakes his head amused “how the hell do I guess if you don’t know the word?”

Lando laughs lightly “uh- I think maybe you should do the word and me and y/n guess it.”

The interviewer giggles and nods “okay- switch if it’s easier”

Lando and you switch. Oscar chuckles “this is why we never let you two team up. You guys are awful together”

Lando nods with a laugh “two dyslexics.”

You giggle and nod “perfect match” you joke

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Double Trouble

Full Masterlist Lando Masterlist

Pairing: Dad!Lando x Fem!Reader

Summary: The twins first Grand Prix and their first time on a plane

Warnings: Swearing,mentions of sick (if I’ve missed any please tell me!!)

“Lan…! Lan..!” You said as you poked his sleeping form, he looked so cute and comfy but you had to wake him up since you had to get to the airport in exactly three hours. “Lando!” You said loudly as you shoved him and he turned his face into his pillow with a groan “mh…”

“Lando Norris! If you don’t wake up in the next-“ you huffed but was cut off by him pulling you down on top of him “shh..m’ sleepin...” he groaned with a yawn, “lando let me up! We need to get ready to leave!” You huffed annoyed as you struggled to get out of his grasp, hitting his arm that was wrapped around your stomach.

“I’m not gonna let go.” he said but it came out muffled from his face being nuzzled into your hair.

You sighed in defeat “please lan..we need to leaveee” you huffed as you tried to get up again but failed.

Lando sucked in a breath “fineee” he groaned placing a kiss on your cheek, “c’mon sleepyhead” you grinned as you stood up, pulling him up with you.

“Are the boys awake?” He asked groggily and you nodded with a smile “yeah they’re awake, we need to keep them awake until the airport so they sleep on the plane..hopefully” you said a sigh at the end,

“Okay…lets go sort all the boys clothes out first” lando said as he put his clothes on and you nodded, you both walked together to the boys room and smiled when you saw them awake in their cots.

“Babe? Where are the bags?” Lando asked as he looked around their bedroom, “they’re in the wardrobe!” You said from the hallway and he nodded to himself as he grabbed the matching baby blue bags, “alright..okay..so clothes, hats, socks and…nappies” lando said as he counted with his fingers, also grabbing each thing and folding them into the bag.

“Alright I’m gonna go breastfeed them…don’t forget their dummies!” You said but lando didn’t hear,

“Babe? I’ve got their bags ready, and I packed our suitcase! Anything else we need?” Lando asked as he placed the bags down by the front door.

“Yeah just little bits to add but other than that..no” you said as you thought about your list, “okay…I’ll grab that and then I’ll help you get the boys in the car” he said and you nodded with a smile as you picked the boys up in your arms, pulling your top down to breastfeed them.

-

“Thanks mate” lando said to the cab driver as he helped him gets the bags in the boot, you leaned over Archie and grabbed his seatbelt strapping it, and smiled when he began giggling at you. “What’s so funny huh?” You cooed making him giggle more.

You sat in the middle of their car seats, making sure to keep them awake so they’d have their nap on the plane but that didn’t go too well..

Lando paid the cab driver before grabbing the bags and walking with you inside, you held both the boys on each hip, Alfie resting his head on your shoulder tiredly while Archie drooled onto his now dirty onesie.

You stood in cue to weigh your bags, “I hate these stupid cues” lando grumbled annoyed as he looked at his phone for the time.

“Hey excuse me ma’am! I need to go now!” A man asked the worker and she sighed “sir you’ll have to wait in cue.”

“No! I need to go now! My planes leaving in like ten minutes!” The man said and she huffed “alright you can go through” she said as she unclipped the line stopper,

“That’s bullshit.” You muttered and lando grinned at you “sh..his plane is leaving in ten” lando hushed you as you made an angry face, he smirked at your impatience.

“Whatever. I think he should wait like the rest of us.” You huffed making him bite back a laugh.

“Well- weren’t not exactly normal babe. We have a private jet- anyway c’mon that’s us” he grinned as you walked with him, lifting up Alfie on your hip as he was slipping a bit. “Lan? Did you bring their teddies?” You asked him and he nodded “yeah they’re in their bags” he said as he grabbed your suitcase and wrapped the ticket around the handle.

-

You and lando waited by the jet, “want me to take one of them?” Lando asked and you nodded, “just while we’re waiting, when we go up the stairs you can hold the bags yeah?” You asked and he nodded.

Lando took Archie off of you and held him in his arms also resting him on his hip, “hey buddy, here you go” lando smiled as he handed him his little highland cow teddy, Archie smiled and held it tightly.

“So when can they sleep?” Lando asked you when he saw Archie passed out in his arms, “uh- around now is fine” you said and he sighed in relief.

Lando handed you Archie back when you had to board, Archie started crying from his beauty sleep being disturbed, “Sh..Sh..” you rocked him and then Alfie began to cry too because Archie was crying.

“Not you too…” You sighed as you rocked them both, lando felt bad he felt so useless, and lately the boys had grown attached to you so whenever he tried to take them off you to give you a break they would just cry non-stop.

“Hey” Oscar smiled when he saw you two, “hey osc” you smiled tiredly as you sat down at the window seat, lando chucked your bags under your seats and quickly sat down next to you, “Here, I’ll take one” lando said as he took Alfie off of you, Alfie cried since he was so tired. Lando rubbed his hand up and down his back as he laid his head on his shoulder, “Double trouble huh?” Oscar grinned and lando laughed “you could say that”

“I can help if you want?” Oscar said with a smile and lando shook his head “we’ll be fine thanks though”

“Their first Grand Prix then huh?” Max piped up from the other seat and lando nodded “yep…I even bought them hats” lando grinned like a child as he showed Oscar and Max the number 4 hats he got them, and his own so he can match.

“Oh my god, your so whipped” Max laughed and lando rolled his eyes playfully “duh? Have you seen them?!” He smiled as he placed a kiss on Alfie’s head, he could feel his breathing slow down.

“Uh- lan?” You said and he looked over to you “yeah?”

“Alfie just threw up…” you said and Lando screwed his face up “lovely…” lan half smiled as he held Alfie up and grabbed a babywipe, wiping his face whilst you wiped landos shoulder and back, “here” you said placing Alfie’s muslin on his shoulder to hopefully stop any more sick getting on him.

Archie cried and stirred in your arms, his tiredness catching up with him, “lan? Where are the dummies?” You asked as you looked through their bags. “Shit…” lando said letting his head hit the seat.

“Oh great…” you said as Archie cried in your arms. You shushed him and rocked him until he thankfully fell asleep again.

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ynusername: Monaco baby!!! The boys first Grand Prix! 🧡💛 We’re cheering for you baby! p.s you’d lose if I was racing 😘

User1: LMAO THE END OF THE CAPTION IS CRUEL

User2: My fav wag 💞

User3: SHES SO REAL

landonorris: Thanks for the support babe

Maxverstappen: she got u good bro

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landonorris: who’s side are u on?!

User6: they act like a married couple ( I luv em tho)

User7: LITERALLY LMAO

User4: Anyone else notice the matching hats or just me 🫣

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User5: omg same-

User6: Can we talk about how big they are already?!

User7: IKR LIKE YESTERDAY THEY WERE BABIES?!

User4: OMG LANDO LIKED MY COMMENT

landonorris: @ynusername see told u they’d notice the hats

ynusername: 🙄

landonorris: no need for the attitude.

landonorris added to their story

User1: AHAISBEHAKA I have no one to talk to abt this 😭

User2: OMG- ADORABLE

ynusername: yeah it was until Lando got thrown up on 🤣

Landonorris: babe- You said we’d keep that between us?!

ynusername: …hehe

-

You and lando left all your bags in your hotel room and used your spare day walking around Monaco, it was quite early but the paparazzi were following you like crazy.

“Omg! This top is GORGEOUS” you gasped as you held it up for lando to look at, waiting for his judgement but it never came he just placed it in the bag along with the other one in a different colour that he liked, you smiled as you pushed the buggy walking around the looking for anything else.

“You want anything?” You asked him and he shook his head “Uh- no we can go and pay baby” he smiled as he sneaked his arm around your waist making you smirk.

You payed and put the bag under the buggy, you left the shops and immediately there were already paparazzi waiting outside the shops, you scrunched your brows from the bright flashing camera lights and instinctively pulled the buggy back, lando quickly stood in front of you and held out his arm to keep them away from you “hey? Give us some space-” Lando said angrily as he walked with you back to the hotel but they didn’t let up, three of them followed you all the way back.

“Hey dude?! Stop.” Lando said angrily “lan.” You shrieked when a man approached you, he grabbed your arm and pulled you to the ground flashing photos of you and the boys, the flashing lights blinding you and scaring the boys awake, they began crying and you quickly ran over to lando by the buggy “Step the fuck away from them!” Lando shouted and the man scurried off, lando took a breath, “c’mon let’s go to our room” he said sternly as he held your hand, you nodded lifting the hood on your hoodie up along with landos for him whilst lando pulled the buggy covers up and lifted the boys hoods up too.

Lando took a minute to walk into your shared bedroom to calm down, you sighed as you picked up the boys taking them to cuddle on the sofa together.

“Baby?” Lando called out when he didn’t see you in the kitchen or hallway “in here!” You said and he smiled when he saw you cuddled up with the twins, “mind if I join?” He asked with a smile and you shook your head shuffling over making room for him.

“I’m sorry..I hate that you have to deal with that..” lando said and you tutted “lando Norris. Do not apologise. It’s not your fault people suck.” You said smiling at the end making him give you a sad smile, “I love you” he said placing a kiss on your forehead, “all of you” he said placing a kiss on each of the boys heads too.

Y/n Y/l/n seen with hers and lando Norris’s twin boys

User1: Bro can’t you guys leave them alone?! They literally are new first time parents they don’t need or want cameras in their faces!

User2: literally! Have you seen the paparazzi photo of lando shouting and you can see one of their twins crying in the background?!

User3: omg! Yes I saw that it was awful.

User1: NO?! What the fuck.

User4: UHM- Can we talk abt the middle picture?! She’s literally crying?!

User5: I honestly feel so bad for her - lando tried to help which made it even more sad

User6: paparazzi should be illegal.

User7: Y’all she’s fine. All they did was take a photo

User8: The man taking the photo literally grabbed her arm and Yanked her?!

User9: have y’all seen the video on twitter?!

User10: what video?

User11: a fan took it from afar, the man taking pics literally grabbed y/n and yanked her arm And then took photos of their twins WITH THE FLASH ON.

Race day.

You wore your baby carrier so you could have both the boys on your front, you decided it would be better for you so they was with you the whole time and was always in your view, you walked into landos drivers room as you waited for him, he was talking to Oscar about something.

Lando laughed as oscar made a joke until something or someone caught his attention. The same man from yesterday, the one who grabbed you and took photos of you all. And he was still taking photos of lando.

Lando grinned and turned around and stuck his middle finger up at the man before walking inside with Oscar, “who’s that?” Oscar asked confused “this dickhead decided to grab y/n by the arm and push her onto the ground just to get photos of the boys, which also woke them up and scared the shit out of em.” Lando explained angrily and Oscar bit his lip awkwardly “I uh- I saw the video this morning” Oscar said and lando furrowed his brows confused “what video?”

Oscar showed him the video on his phone from a random fan that just happened to be there and film it all, “honestly, it gets out of hand sometimes..I mean all i wanted was one day out with my family y’know? Is that too much to ask for?” Lando huffed and Oscar nodded with him understandingly.

“I know mate but you did all you could do, you can see in the video” he said trying to sound comforting and lando nodded “yeah I know…anyway..I’ll see you in a bit I’m gonna go find y/n” lando said before jogging off to his drivers room.

“Y/n?” Lando called out as he opened his driver room door and smiled when he saw you sat on the sofa feeding the boys, “You okay?” He asked as he sat down next to you, “yeah, the boys were hungry and I wanted some privacy” you explained as you breastfed them, they were so cuteeee you could just squish there rosy cheeks all day.

Photo of lando Norris flipping off paparazzi.

User1: and it was deserved.

User2: YESSSS LANDO

User3: damn- bit much no?

User4: NO ITS NOT?! The guy literally harassed y/n

“So before qualifying starts, how do you feel?” The interviewer asked lando and he breathed in “uh- I feel good, y’know the car felt good during practice but qualifying will tell” lando said smiling at the end making the lady laugh.

“Of course yeah. So uh- we saw you flipped a cameraman off over there?” The lady said sticking the mic out to lando, “oh- uh yeah I did..before you jump to any conclusions that was the man that photobombed my family this morning so he deserved it” lando smirked and the lady nodded “yes i saw the video..”

“Yeah, y/n’s okay though and the boys are perfectly fine thankfully, they’re just over there actually” lando smiled as the cameraman panned over to you, you laughed as you waved both the boys hands.

Lando couldn’t hide hide massive smile at your cuteness “Your boys are adorable!” The lady aawed and lando smiled “their so cute and tiny”

“Alright, well we’ll let you go back to them now” she smiled and lando thanked her for talking him before jogging over to you. “How are my favourite people?”

You smile and look down to the boys “we’re good aren’t we?” You smile when they both start smiling and making happy baby noises.

“Daddy” Alfie coos and hold his hand out, grabbing landos racesuit material on his arm in a tight baby grip.

Lando chuckled and smiled warmly at his adorable son.

You look to Lando “how long till the race starts?” Lando thought for a moment “uh- about..half an hour maybe?” You nodded to him “you wanna go to the garage then?”

Lando nodded as he took your hand and began walking with you to the garage.

You heard Archie whine and squirm in the baby carrier “eugghh- down- mummy” he slurs and whines. Kicking his legs as he did.

You sigh “hang on bubba- let me get you down.” You said as you pull him out the baby carrier and steady him on the floor. Making sure he’s balanced before letting go.

“Stay near mummy and daddy yeah?” You say stern and he nods before walking in his little shoes in front of us whilst you and Lando walk closely behind.

Alfie also starts whining when he sees his brother walking “mummy-“ he starts and you sigh

“Yeah- you wanna get down too huh?” You grin and place him down as well as you did with Archie.

The boys walk together and they get distracted very easily but stay close to you and Lando.

That was until you got to the garage.

You were holding Alfie’s hand and swore to yourself when you saw Alfie toddling off towards the garage.

“Lan-“ you start but Lando cuts you off “on it.” He says as he jogs behind Alfie and swiftly lifts him up from under his arms.

“Where do you think you’rere going mh?” Lando grins when Alfie squeals a cheeky laugh. Lando can’t help his light laugh “you’re a little road runner.” Lando chuckles as he brings him back to where you and Archie were.

As we headed towards the garage I could hear the loud noises of the tools etc. “lan? Can you get the boys a pair of those noose cancelling headphones please?” I ask and he nods, grabbing two pairs.

I smile as I watch Lando put them on the boys.

Archie knots his brows confused when he can’t hear anything because of the headphones. I smile and gently ruffle his hair.

Lando chuckles “they look so confused” I giggle and nod as we see their confused faces.

Just then, Oscar and Lily walk over, Lily happily squeals when she sees the boys “ah! They’re so cuteeee!”

I smile and watch the boys toddle off with Lando to the garage. “I got em matching outfits again”

Lily nods with a smile “how do you tell them apart?” She asks as she sees them both toddle off, they look the exact same.

“Well- it’s easy for me and lan to tell. But at the begin when they wet born, we had to keep their hospital tags on” I giggle and Lily chuckles lightly “I can’t tell them apart”

I smile as I watch Lando with the boys “I can tell because Alfie has a slimmer face..and Archie has a mole on his neck”

-

Lando smiles and lifts Alfie and Archie up in his arms. He looks over to you “babe?” He calls over for you ur attention, you look over “yeah?”

Lando grins “can I put the boys in the car?” He asks with a cheeky grin. You sigh and nod “watch them.”

Lando nods and happily puts the boys in his f1 car. The boys squeal happily and sit in it.

Archie goes to press some buttons but thankfully Lando stops him. “Ah- no..we don’t press those buddy.”

Oscar chuckles as he watches “I still need to see them in the race suits you bought.”

Lando grins “they look adorable.” He says excitedly at the thought.

Oscar shakes his head amused “you’re wrapped around their fingers.”

Lando nods and sighs “the worst thing is, is that I don’t care.” He smiles as he watches the boys in his car.

*omg it’s been ages and this has been in my drafts for SO LONGGGG - I still need to write so many others but this is what y’all get for now 🤭😭*

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Blueberries and Reactions…

Full Masterlist Lando Norris Masterlist

Pairing: Lando Norris x Fem!Reader

Summary: You have an allergic reaction.

Warnings: Allergy! Allergic reaction, swearing, bad language, reader crashes in car, reader gets injured, mentions of blood and bruises!!! (If I missed any please tell me!!!)

Author notes ++ (sorry abt how long I haven’t posted y’all - I’ve been busy with college sorryyyyy!)

You was unfortunately born with two allergies, both near life threatening and both very random. Your first one was ginger and the other was blueberries.

Lando knew about your allergies and it was his mission to protect from even being near a blueberry or ginger. He would check the ingredients on nearly anything you bought from the shops and he would double check it before you ate it and he was even worse when you went out to eat.

He would tell the waiter about your allergies sternly since you had too much social anxiety to do it yourself.

You found out your deathly allergy was when you was younger with your parents, they had given you a blueberry flavoured yogurt and nearly immediately you went bright red and itchy, you couldn’t breathe and was coughing like crazy until you threw up and fainted, you ended up having to go to A&E and nearly died…so that was the last time you went near a blueberry.

You also had a quite serious allergy to ginger. Thankfully though you had an epi-pen but the bad side is your absolutey petrified of needles.

-

“C’mere you muppet” lando laughed as he wrapped his arms around your chest, you rested your chin on his crossed arms and rolled your eyes at his childishness. “Lan- I need to go to my garage” you argued and he lightly shook his head “no.”

“Yes.”

“No.”

“Yes.”

“No.”

“Are we really doing this?” You huffed and you could feel his smile on your cheek as he pressed a small kiss there, “there you are!” Max exclaimed making you and lando turn around to look at him.

“You’ve been looking for us?” You asked confused and he nodded “yeah- one of the engineers have been handing cupcakes for their birthday or something…I got you guys some” max smiled as he held out the two cupcakes towards you both and you both smiled.

“I probably shouldn’t eat before qualifying..” you said and lando shook his head handing you the cupcake anyway and not listening to your complaints.

“Ugh fine- thank you baby” you said as lando unwrapped it and handed it to you. “It’s actually pretty good, thanks mate” lando smiled and max waved off a your welcome before walking off.

“Oh yeah, y/n! Carlos is also looking for you!” Max yelled before walking away and you looked over to lando with a grin.

“I’ve gotta go baby” you said with a small pout and he huffed “I know…I’ll see you soon…good luck kiss?”

“Of course.” You smiled leaning in and placing a passionate kiss to his lips which he returned.

“I love you” he whispered placing another small kiss to the top of your nose making you scrunch it and giggle, “I love you too...” You whispered back before leaving to go to your garage.

“Finally! There you are! Qualifying starts in minutes! ” Carlos exclaimed throwing his hands about making you laugh.

“Sorry I’m late- I *cough* was busy *cough*” you coughed as you tried to clear your throat that was now scratchy “you okay?” Carlos asked with furrowed brows and you nodded. “Mhm..M’fine” you reassured him as you grabbed your helmet and placed it on your head.

You headed towards your car and climbed in, Carlos followed behind you also getting in his car. You blew lando a kiss from your helmet which he returned.

You tried to clear your throat a couple times but it was hard with a helmet on squishing your face. “Radio check?” Fred, your race engineer spoke through the radio and you cleared your throat once more “mhm, check, I can hear you loud and clear” you rasped out but fred shrugged it off.

Everything was going smoothly until you went round a corner and felt like you skipped a breath? It was weird and a new feeling. You didn’t have asthma so it couldn’t be that.

You tried to breathe in deeply but when you’re going 200mph it’s not that easy. “Fuck.” You gasped out and Fred furrowed his eyebrows “you alright?”

“Mhm.” You hummed not wanting to talk because every time you did it felt raw and you could feel your throat closing up?

“Y/n? Was that a yes or no?” Fred asked wanting a verbal answer and you rolled your eyes “yes.” You said and Fred could barely hear it.

You carried on the race and shrugged your sore throat off until your breathing got worse, you was now trying to breathe through your nose and Fred could hear your deep breathing through his headset “y/n? Are you sure you’re okay?” He asked again and you tried to answer but nothing came out it was like all the air had been taken out of you.

You skin was itchy and felt like it was on fire, your eyes were watering and your vision was blurring.

“Y/n?” Fred repeated but you couldn’t respond. And then all of a sudden you felt lightheaded and your vision was ten times worse.

And then everything went black. The last thing you remembered was your head hitting the steering wheel and hearing Freds voice on the radio.

“Y/n?” Fred said now very concerned and even more when he saw you spin and crash into the wall. “Y/N? Y/n?! Can you hear me? Are you okay?!” Fred asked loudly into his mic but you was unconscious.

“RED FLAG! RED FLAG!” Fred shouted “Y/n! Isn’t responding!” Fred shouted quickly.

“Okay..Lando. I have just been informed that there has been a red flag.” Will said to Lando through the radio, “what happened?” Lando asked confused as he slowed down and drove to the pit lane.

“I uhm will talk to you in a sec.” Will said and Lando stiffened at his response. “Who is it?” Lando asked seriously.

“Lando- I will talk to you in a sec.” Will said and Lando clenched his jaw under his helmet.

“Fine.”

Lando bit his lip anxiously. Please don’t be y/n. Please don’t be y/n. He repeated to himself in his head as he got out of his car.

He yanked his helmet off and his Balaclava before rushing over to will, Zak was next to him waiting for Lando.

“Who was it?” Lando rushed out begging for an answer, “Lando-“ Zak said holding a hand on landis chest but Lando shrugged him off “who was it.” Lando repeated.

“It was y/n…y/n crashed into the wall.” Will said and Lando went pale. “Is she okay?! Where is she?!” Lando asked panicked and will and Zak tried to calm him down but all he wanted was to know you was safe.

He quickly ran over to see the crash and it was awful. Your car was wrecked and there was debris everywhere. But the worst part…he couldn’t see you.

“Where’s y/n?!” Lando hurriedly asked one of the men and he bit his lip “she’s still in the car- they’re trying to get her out now.” He said and Lando scrunched his eyes shut.

“Please be okay. Please be okay.” He thought to himself as he walked closer. He stood there anxiously playing with his hands and gripping the fence.

“She’s here! I need help!” A man shouted as he tried to carefully and gently pull you out of the car along with another man. “She’s conscious!” The man said as he grabbed his medical supplies.

“I- I can’t breathe” you mumbled out as you grabbed your throat, your skin felt like it was on fire but that wasn’t your big concern it was that you couldn’t breathe and your whole left side was bruised from the crash along with a big cut on your cheek that was bleeding and dripping onto your race suit.

“Y/n!” Lando shouted through the fence when he saw you on the race track but all the medics were covering you.

You felt another wave of dizziness and everything went black, the last thing you heard was landos voice calling your name.

Lando was sat next to your hospital bed, he sat on the floor and was holding your limo hand whilst he watched your face, looking for any movement.

“Hey mate? Do you want anything from the vending machine? You’ve been sat here for nearly four hours…” max asked and Lando sighed not taking his eyes off of you.

“Can you get me a pepsi or something please mate?” Lando said with a small sigh as he continued to look at you. Max nodded before leaving the room.

You stirred and opened your eyes to only be blinded by bright lights, you felt something on your hand and you looked down to see Lando staring at you shocked. “Y/n? Baby..?” Lando said under his breath before he jumped up and swallowed you in a hug.

You smiled “Lan? What happened why couldn’t I breathe?” You asked confused and touched your cheek feeling a bruise and a cut.

“Remember before the race we had those cupcakes?” Lando sighed and you nodded confused “well i found out that yours had blueberry icing and that’s what made you faint and struggle to breath…it’s all my fault- I should’ve checked like I usually do-” Lando rambled and you huffed.

“Lando- Do not blame yourself. If anything it’s my fault for not checking since it is my allergy” you said and Lando shook his head.

“I’m just glad you’re okay….you scared the shit out of me you know that?” Lando said making you laugh softly.

“Well I’m okay now so you don’t have to worry” you smiled and he took your hands in his “I will always worry.” He said placing a kiss on your lips.

“Mate I got you this since they didn’t have any pepsi- Y/n?!” Max cut himself off when he saw you was awake and you giggled at his reaction “you okay?” He asked you as he walked over and gave you a hug.

“Yeah..it’s nice to finally be able to breathe” you half-joked “yeah well don’t get used to it, Lando is gonna be clingy as fuc-“

“Shut up.” Lando mumbled as he snuggled close to you making you giggle.

Lando Norris added to his story

maxfewtrell: How tf can you let a blueberry nearly kill u dude

ynusername: stfu max- remember when u nearly died from a tomato?

maxfewtrell: hey! you pinky swore you wouldn’t talk abt that!

user1: oop- I’m interested 👀

Georgerussell: glad your okay 👍🏻 that crash looked pretty bad

ynusername: I’m alright, Lando is being a worrywart tho

Landonorris: sorry I’m worried abt my gf

Georgerusell: your new nickname is now worrywart.

Landonorris: *blocked*

User2: I literally screamed when I saw you was bleeding!

User3: omg and the radio recording-

User4: Omg yes! It sounded awful! You could hear Fred’s panic

McLaren: So happy you’re okay! We have already set a rule that blueberries are banned from the grid 🫐🙅

User5: LMAO YES

User6: 🫐❌

User7: I am LIVING for this joke now.

User8: 🫐❌

landonorris: 🫐🤺🤺

User9: MAKKASBEHAJNA

User10: NOT LANDO FIGHTING A BLUEBERRY

User11: 🫐❌

ynusername: I approve of this trend 🫐❌

“Alright chat. I think today we’re just gonna do some racing…? Does that sound good?” Max asked the stream and all the comments agreed.

User1: YESSSSSSS

User2: I need this after last weeks panic attack

User3: HIIIIIIII

User4: HOW IS Y/N?! WHERE IS SHEEEEEEE

Max couldn’t help but laugh at the second comment “yes- I think this is very much needed after y/n’s near death experience” max agreed and not long later Lando walked in his room to grab a hoodie.

“Are you stealing my clothes again?” Max asked turning around and Lando grinned.

“Maybe.”

“You streaming?” Lando asked “mhm why?” max hummed

“Mind if I join? I’m just having my dinner but I’m bored on my own” Lando said and max nodded with a smirk “yeah mate just get a chair.”

Lando grabbed his gaming chair and sat next to max, whilst he ate his dinner. Lando read through some of the chat whilst max focused on his game and was trying not to die.

User1: why does landos food look bomb af

User2: HIIIII

User3: where is our girllll

User4: is y/n okay?

User5: WHERES OUR FAV COUPLE

Lando smiled as he read the chats concern for you “y/n is okay chat- she’s sleeping in our bed right now. But she’s okay”

“She was literally having a pillow fight with you a couple hours ago” max laughed and Lando laughed and tried not to drop his food off his fork.

“Oh for fuck sake!” Max groaned and hit his controller on the desk whilst Lando laughed “how did you die on the level 2?”

“Shut up.” Max rolled his eyes hitting Lando on the head playfully whilst Lando held his hands up to protect his face.

“Lan?”

Lando and max both looked behind them to see you at the door, a huge blanket wrapped around you and your hair all messy from waking up.

“Y/n! You’re awake!” Max cheered and you smiled as you shuffled over to Lando and climbed on his lap, wrapping your arms around his neck and nuzzling your face into the crook of it.

“You okay?” Lando whispered into your ear and you nodded “You sure your cheek doesn’t hurt?” Lando asked you, moving his neck so he could take a look at your bruised and cut cheek.

“It hurts a little but it’s fine” you reassured him and he nodded “you hungry?” He asked you and you perked up making him smirk, you turned around to look at his plate.

“Want some?” He asked you “yes please baby” you nodded lightly. Lando picked up a mix of things on his fork and held it up to your mouth for you, you took a bite and rested your head on his shoulder “thank you baby”

“It’s alright” Lando said leaning down to place a kiss on your cheek but you quickly flinched at the pain. “Ah!” You hiss in pain

“Shit- Sorry-! Sorry! Sorry!” Lando repeated as he held you gently “you okay? Fuck I didn’t mean to- I forgot!” Lando apologised again and you smiled softly “stop apologising, I know you didn’t mean to.”

“You know every time I stream now my comment are just filled with blueberries and red crosses” max laughed as he scrolled through the chat as they spammed the emojis.

“It’s a running joke now. My sworn enemy.” You giggled, “I have been double checking everything chat! I have memorised labels!” Lando laughed and max nodded.

“He’s not lying- he has banned those blueberry flavoured sour stripes from the apartment! It’s like a prison in here” max joked and and Lando rolled his eyes.

“Yeah well I do not want another situation like last week or the month before that.” Lando said reminding me of last month when I accidentally used a blueberry scented shampoo.

“What happened last month?” Max asked confused

“I used this blueberry scented shampoo and obviously I didn’t know it was blueberry scented, it didn’t have anything about blueberries on it! And because it went in the bath water…My whole body went bright red and itchy- along with my head! It was awful.” You explained and Lando shook his head at the memory.

“It was awful.” Lando agreed

“Yeah. I hate blueberries.” You sighed as you took another bite from landos fork making him smirk.

Lando chuckled “babe- I’m not gonna have any dinner left.” He smiled and watched you pop the fork in your mouth, chewing the food.

Lando smirked and raised his brow “good?” And you nod with a grin “mhm..good.” You say and twirl some food onto the fork and hold it to his lips and he takes it happily.

“you two make me feel sick.” Max tuts and shakes his head as he focuses on his game.

[beah388love]

What’s for dinner?

Full Masterlist Lando Norris Masterlist

Pairing: Lando Norris x Fem!reader

Summary: lando does the “what’s for dinner bitch?” Prank on you

Warnings: swearing, bad language, yelling!!! (Please tell me if I missed any?!!!)

Lando had seen a new trending prank on tiktok and he never really liked pranking you but he wanted to see your reaction for this prank. The bf would go up to his gf and ask “what’s for dinner bitch?” And he wanted to see how you’d react, he was a little scared since you never really got mad or angry but he has seen a couple times and when you do get mad you get mad.

Lando set up the camera and his it behind a pan on the kitchen side, you hadn’t noticed him walk in yet but he could see you cooking dinner and cutting up vegetables.

The smell of whatever you was making was heavenly, lando took a breath and gave a cheeky smile to the camera.

Lando built up the courage and said it “what’s for dinner bitch?” He said quite harshly and you lifted your head slowly not looking over to him, you set down the knife in your hand and tilted your head at him.

Max who was sat on the sofa on his phone also looked over at lando confused and looks over to you awkwardly until he remembered the trending prank on tiktok.

“What did you just call me?” You asked raising an eyebrow and he gulped fidgeting with his hand.

“I said you’re a bitch” lando said rudely again still trying his hardest not to break character and apologise to you and kiss you all over there and then.

You looked at him with furrowed brows and he rolled his eyes at you “where’s my fucking dinner? I’m hungry!” Lando yelled at you and you scoffed.

“Don’t fucking talk to me like that!” You yelled back and threw the tea towel in your hand at him before walking out the room angrily and slamming your bedroom door.

“Dude…your in deep shit” max said as he leaned over the sofa looking over at your now locked bedroom door, lando bit back a laugh as he quickly turned off his phone. Max took a photo of lando who gave him a cheeky grin and posted it onto his insta story.

maxfewtrell added to his story

User1: what happened why’s he a bad bf?!

User2: WHATD I MISS?!

User3: check landos tiktok

Maxverstappen1: what did you do…

Maxverstappen1: you’re in trouble.

User4: LMAO

oscarpiatri: I could feel her glare through the screen.

Lewishamilton: this is why I get scared to race her…

User5: NOT THE WHOLE ASS GRID BEING SCARED OF HER

User6: LANDO UR SO MEAN

User7: I CANT BELIEVE HE DID THE PRANK

User8: HE BETTER NOT HAVE CHEATED ON OUR Y/N

“Baby? Babe…open the door!” Lando said with a teasing smirk as he pulled on the door handle.

“Baby..?” Lando said more serious and not with a playful and teasing grin.

“Y/n? Open the door.” He said again as he knocked on the door loudly all whilst max watched from leaning on the sofa.

“Y/n. Baby? Please open the door! It was a prank! I didn’t mean it! I swear- it was just for a tiktok-“ Lando was cut off by the door unlocking and your arm sticking out with a pillow.

“What’s that for?” Lando asked confused

“It’s for you. You’re sleeping on the sofa.” You said sternly as you pushed the pillow into his arms before shutting and locking the door again.

Max pursed his lips with a ‘ooh your in trouble’ look and lando sighed throwing his head back.

Lando walked over to max with his head hung low and max couldn’t help his laughs.

“It’s not funny.” Lando glared with a pout as he threw his pillow on the sofa and laid down, “your in the doghouse man” max teased and lando rolled his eyes.

“I regret making doing that stupid tiktok.” Lando pouted and max smirked at his small pout.

“At least you know she wouldn’t let you call her a bitch?” Max said poking fun and lando glared at him.

maxfewtrell added to his story

User1: Lando what did you do?!

User2: omg I just saw his TikTok-

User3: she’s scary when she’s mad.

User4: you deserve it tbh

Maxverstappen1: you deserve it man

Georgerussel: it was too much for little lando Norris

User5: LMAOOO

User6: NJSIWHSJAKK

Lando shuffled on the sofa the whole night, max had left to go into his bed and lando glared at him jealously.

Lando has fallen asleep for abt two minutes before waking up again, he couldn’t fall asleep without you in his arms or next to him. He missed feeling your feet touching his or hearing your breathing or feeling your hair touch his chest.

He huffed as he got up walking tiredly towards your door with his pillow in his arms. He knocked but the door opened from his touch…it was unlocked?

He walked in quietly and smiled when he saw you passed out on your bed hugging your pillow, lando carefully climbed in next to you but unfortunately for him it woke you up “mh…” you groaned and stirred “sh..sh baby..go back to sleep” Lando said as he pulled the pillow from your grip and put it under your head and instead snuggled you into his arms.

Placing kisses on your head and you sighed in relief “I love you…” you mumbled making him smile “I love you too” he whispered back as he pressed a long kiss to your temple.

“I’m still mad at you…” you mumbled again and he smirked at you, you was half awake but still held a grudge.

“I know. I deserve it” lando grinned as he rested his head in your neck breathing in contently.

“You know I would never call you a bitch for real though right?” Lando asked you in a serious tone and you nodded into his chest “I know lan” you smiled as he stroked his fingers up and down your back.

“Good.”

[beah388love]

Favourite flower

Full Masterlist Lando Norris Masterlist

Pairing: Lando Norris x Fem!reader

Summary: You love orchids..it could even be an addiction.

Warnings: swearing! Bad language, reader is upset and cries! (Please tell me if I missed any?!!!)

It was a known thing that you absolutely adored orchids. They were your favourite flower in the whole world and you would quite literally look after them like your babies.

-

“Okay now turn the chat on” lando explained to max and he rolled his eyes “how do I do that?”

“You press the button.” Lando said throwing his hands up losing his patience “what button?! There’s a lot to pick from!” Max argued and you gave the camera a tired look from their stupid arguments, they honestly sounded like an old married couple sometimes.

“Just let me do it-“ lando huffed as he pressed it and the chat started swarming with comments, “Jesus Christ how am I supposed to read all that?” Max said laughing and lando shook his head with a smile as he continued to try to fix the mic stand.

“Thank you for the sub Kelly5608…who’s that?” Max read out from the chat “that’s y/n guys she’s chilling” max smiled as you gave the camera a wave from his sofa.

User1: who is that in the background?

User2: OMG Y/N WE SAW YOUR ORCHIDSSSSS

User3: congrats on your win y/n!

User4: what orchids did you get for winning your race?!

User5: NOT MAX AND LANDO ARGUING AGAIN LMAO

Max scrolled up as he tried to read the comments “they’re all asking about your new orchid y/n” max smiled as he looked over to you “oh yeah! I was going to post her today but forgot! Hang on imma go get her!” You gasped with a squeal as you jumped up and ran out the room to go grab the flower.

“She loves orchids guys..the house is full of them.” Max chuckled and lando grinned “they all have names too”

“Here she is! Shes pink with SPOTSSSSS! I haven’t got a name for her yet though..” you beamed as you showed the camera your new orchid.

“How many have you got now?” Lando asked with a smile at your excitement. “Uh…12”

“Why do you like them so much?” Max asked and you shrugged “they’re just so pretty..” you said touching the petals of your flower in awe.

Lando wrapped his arm around your stomach and pulled you to him “max everything’s okay now, I think.” Lando said as he gestured to his set up.

“Thanks mate..are you guys staying in the background?” Max asked and lando looked up to you to see what you wanted to do, “mhm..yeah I’m gonna go put my orchid back first though” you said as you put a hand through landos hair before leaving again.

Lando huffed with a moody face as max thanked his subs.

User1: why’s lando so annoyed?

User2: lando looks so mad

Lando read the chat as he waited for you, “guys I’m tired..I’m not annoyed” Lando said not noticing you behind him making him jump a bit. “He’s tired..my grouchy boy” you smirked teasing him.

Lando grabbed his phone and sat on the sofa, pulling you on top of him making you giggle “can we sleep?” Lando asked tiredly and you nodded into his chest as he played with your hair.

“Lando and y/n are dead asleep guys..” max said as he looked behind him “i think he’s actually drooling…yeah he’s drooling” max laughed to himself as he stood up and took a picture before sneakily sitting back in his chair again “I can use that for blackmail now” max smirked with a devil laugh.

-

“Okay…chat can you hear me? Can you hear us?” Max asked into the mic whilst lando checked the monitor was working. “Okay..they can hear us.”

“Now let’s call ria” max said as he clicked his tongue, “max? Lando? Can you hear me? I can hear you.” She said through her headset and max smiled “we can hear you”

You were snuggled up in lando’s arms, playing a game on his phone.

“Is y/n there?” Ria asked and max looked over to lando.

“Yeah but she can’t hear you” max said and that perked your interest as you lifted your head and looked up at max and lando confused.

Lando bit back his grin “He’s talking about ria.” Lando explained and you nodded as you laid your head back down on his chest, lando stroking his hand up and down your back under your his hoodie.

“Is she gonna stay there?” Ria asked and max shook his head. Max poked lando on the head catching his attention.

Max silently gestured to you and lando nodded, “baby? Is it okay if you lay somewhere else?” Lando asked and you whined “why…m’comfy here.”

“Because I need to have room for the game we’re playing” Lando said and you huffed “fine…”

You got up and took landos phone with you still playing whatever game had your attention, “Kiss?” Lando grabbed your wrist gently stopping you and you smiled before giving him a small kiss, before walking off to your bedroom.

“Okay she’s gone.” Max whispered into his mic “you don’t need to whisper you muppet.” Lando rolled his eyes with a laugh.

“Okay. So how are we planning this surprise then?” Max asked.

“Right..so I have a list of all the things she likes here-“ ria said but lando interrupted “we already got her some orchids by the way”

“Great, That’s off the list then.” Ria smiled as she scratched it off her notes.

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landonorris: Y/n’s surprise from me and max…. She has been blocked from this post btw so don’t tag her lol

Tagged: maxfewtrell

User1: omg where to find a man like lando?

User2: literalllyyyyyy

User3: omg this is so fucking cute

User4: what’s this about?

User5: y/n won the Grand Prix and lando and max did a whole stream making a surprise for her

maxfewtrell: we was in that garden centre for hours.

landonorris: hours.

Maxverstappen1: remember her birthday?

landonorris: god don’t remind me, it’s so hard to get her presents

Carlossainz: You didn’t get her that pink one did you?

landonorris: yeah I did

Carlossainz: Dude. You said I could get her that one?!

landonorris: snooze ya lose

-

Ginge and Ethan flew out to Monaco to ‘to train and eat like lando for 24 hours’

“Woah! Are these y/n’s orchids?” Ethan asked when he saw the windowsill filled with them, two hanging down either side.

“Mh? Oh yeah- that’s just some of them, the rest are in our bedroom” lando said with a little laugh.

“These are just some? There’s 1..2..3…8!” Ginge exclaimed as he counted them.

“What’re you talking about?” You smiled as you walked in to the kitchen right on time.

“Your orchids” lando smiled as he placed a kiss on your head and you gasped happily.

“Be prepared…they have names.” Lando whispered to them both before you began rambling. Lando giggled to himself as he ate his breakfast.

“This one is called pineapple! Because it looks like a pineapple and this one is called leafy-“ you smiled as you showed them both all your orchids and they were shocked when you told them how long you had them all..

“How many have died?” Ginge asked “only one out of..twelve” you said and he nodded “I thought these were hard to look after?”

“They say that but I’m not an expert” you shrugged “what’s the oldest you have then? Or the first one you got?” Ethan asked and you squealed excitedly.

“It’s one of my favourites..it’s called leafy and I’ve had it since I was 14 so…seven years nearly eight” you said and they both gasped “Jesus Christ- how long do they live?”

“Some live up to 20+ years but I haven’t had any that long to determine that yet” you smiled

“Anyway you better eat your breakfast before your workout” you said as you remembered their plan for today.

“I guess I know what to get her for her next birthday” ginge laughed and lando shook his head “No. No more orchids.”

“What?” You said sadly and he smirked “only kidding…I luv em- they remind me of you” he smiled as he pulled you into his embrace and you laughed “well in that case…I want a red one” you grinned.

-

You sat on the sofa with lando and Carlos for post-race interview questions.

“First of all congratulations on your win y/n-“ the interviewer smiled and you smiled back “thank you”

“My question is, so it’s very known that you love your orchids-“ the interviewer grinned and you giggled nodding your head “you could say that again” Carlos laughed

“Are you expecting any after this win? I remember your last win and might I say you got a lot” the interviewer smiled and you nodded “I don’t expect any, but I would love them” you answered.

“And might I ask why you love them so much?” The man asked and you thought for a moment “I can’t really say? I just do? Ever since I was gifted my first one I’ve just fell in love with them.” You smiled at the memory.

-

“Alright, max! We’re leaving now” you said as lando grabbed his bag “alright see you later” max smiled

“Water my orchids yeah?” You said pointing a finger at him sternly and he nodded with a smile.

“60 ml of water, boil the rice water- oh! And only on the weekend! Once a week!” You listed off as lando dragged you out the house.

“I will! Now go. leave!” Max chuckled as he shut the door.

A week later

Max poured the boiled water exactly too 60ml in the jug and walked over to your orchids and began watering them until he got to your favourite and in his opinion his favourite too, the light blue orchid.

The rarest out of all of your collection, it was a gift from lando after winning your first race and he had asked you to be his girlfriend. You had named it lucky.

He poured in the water and did a double take when he saw the flowers had shrivelled up and gone brown. “Oh my fucking god.” He muttered under his breath.

“Oh fuck. Shit-“ he cursed as he reached out to touch one of the shrivelled flowers but it fell off from his touch. “Ah- shit!” He swore as he began pacing.

“Fuck i killed it. It’s dead. Oh my god.” He panicked to himself and jumped when his phone lit up.

He hesitantly walked over to his phone and scrunched his face when he saw it was lando.

Lando: we just landed and y/n wants me to tell you to only do 60ml lol

Max bounced his leg anxiously as he sat down looking at his phone, he overcome his anxiety and hit press on the call button next to landos name.

Lando answered his phone confused, “max?”

“Lando- I uh- promise you won’t yell at me.” Max said quietly and lando stiffened catching your attention. “What did you do.” Lando asked and max breathed out.

“Is y/n there? Can she hear me?” Max asked and lando sighed, “y/n? I’m gonna go somewhere quieter okay?” He asked and you nodded.

“Alright I’m alone. What happened?” Lando asked worried

“Promise you won’t be mad…” max said and lando huffed “max. Just get it out.”

“I killed y/n’s orchid”

…

…

…

“Lando?”

“Oh my fucking god.” Lando shut his eyes and scrunched his face.

“I didn’t mean to! I didn’t even do anything! It’s just brown and wilted and dead.” Max blurted in a panic.

“How are you gonna tell her?” Lando asked and max went silent “I thought you was going to! That’s why I called you!” Max argued and lando scoffed.

“Yeah well I’m not the one who killed it. Wait what one is it?” Lando asked and max bit his lip anxiously.

“The blue one….”

“OH MY F-“ lando whisper shouted as he slapped his hand to his face.

“Oh my god she’s gonna be so upset. Fuck. We can’t tell her yet, we’ll tell her after qualifying” Lando said and max sighed “fuck I feel so bad”

“Max I’ve gotta go- she’s coming” Lando said before hanging up.

“What was that about?” You asked and lando quickly lied “he needed help to connect to the wifi”

“That’s max for you” you laughed and he nodded with a fake smile “yeah- yeah it is.” Lando said through gritted teeth.

After qualifying

You had come second in qualifying, lando came first.

“Baby..I uhm- I need to talk to you and you need to promise me you won’t be mad” Lando said seriously and you instantly grew worried, “w-what is it?”

“So- uh- I don’t know how to say this but…max accidentally killed your orchid….” Lando said as he held your hand and you physically paled.

“Which one?” You asked with widened eyes and he took a breath “the blue one…” Lando said and you gasped and felt tears prick your eyes.

You know people would say how stupid it is to cry over a flower but it’s not just a flower. It was the orchid lando got your for winning your first race and it was the night he asked you to be his girlfriend that he gave it to you, and he had picked the colour blue 1. Because of how rare it is and everyone struggled to get a hold of it and 2. Because the colour reminded you of someone meaningful to you.

“Baby..” Lando said softly as he wrapped you in his arms “w-why did h- he k-kill it” you whimpered as you wiped your tears.

Oscar walked over to you both but lando quickly gestured to him to leave and Oscar nodded awkwardly before leaving.

“I- I wanna go back home” you whimpered and lando nodded as he rocked you both side to side.

“Alright..we can go back home baby” lando muttered into your hair as he rested his chin on top of your head.

“Can you carry me?” You asked and he gave you a sad smile nodding “hop on baby” Lando said as he bent down and you hopped onto his back, wrapping your arms over his shoulders and burying your head into the crack of his neck.

He felt awful. He could feel some stray tears dropping onto his neck and shirt.

He carried you through the paddock up to his car. You got off his back silently and sat in the front passenger seat looking down at you hands.

You pulled your hood up and lando felt so bad, he knew how much your orchids meant to you especially the blue one.

“Im sorry baby..” Lando said sadly, stroking your thigh with his free hand.

The jet home was silent for you, lando had given you his headphones and you sat on his lap you face buried in his neck and his arms wrapped around you.

He knew his headphones were noise cancelling so when Oscar asked him what had happened he sighed and explained what happened to him.

“Actually that reminds me- max was supposed to message me…” lando said as he grabbed his phone from the table, he could feel your breathing slow and little snores from you so he knew you had fallen asleep.

Max: is she okay?

Lando: she’ll be okay, how did you kill it?

Max: I didn’t! It just died! I swear! I’ve never killed her orchids before when I looked after them.

Lando: I know I just find it weird since it’s a couple years old now? It should’ve been fine.

Max: I feel awful.

Lando: she’ll forgive you don’t worry

Max: I hope so

Lando sighed as he shut his phone off, “are you sure it’s dead?” Oscar asked and lando nodded. “Max said its flowers have all fallen off and gone brown” Lando said tiredly and Oscar furrowed his brows.

“Doesn’t that happen when they wilt though? They usually die when the leaves go?” Oscar asked and lando pouted his lips confused “how do you know so much about orchids?”

“Y/n” Oscar said with a little laugh.

Once you got home

You had hopped onto landos back again, your face nuzzled in his neck. “Please don’t be mad at max baby, he didn’t mean to kill it” Lando said and you sighed sadly.

“I won’t I’m just upset.”

“I know.” Lando said as he rubbed small circles on the back of your leg, holding you up.

Max opened the door hesitantly, scared of your anger and sadness towards him but it didn’t come.

You hopped off of landos back and quickly walked inside to go look at your favourite flower but you paused when you saw it.

“Y/n…I- Im Sorry” max said quietly and lando bit his lip as he leaned against the wall watching you.

“Wait? I’m confused? Where’s my blue orchid?” You asked and max furrowed his brows pointing to the flower you was looking at.

“You said it was dead?” You said and max and lando looked at each other even more confused.

“Oh my god. You fucking scared me! It’s not dead you guys! It’s just wilted” you gasped in relief and max held his chest in relief.

“Wait so you’re telling me it’s alive?” Max asked and you nodded “oh thank fuck.”

“So you panicked us the whole time and it was alive?” Lando said and max nodded with an awkward tight lipped smile.

“Oh my god I’m so happy you’re alive lucky…” you exclaimed as you cradled the flower in your arms.

“Max is never looking after you again.” You half-teased and max looked at the floor embarrassed

“I said I was sorry! How was I supposed to know it wasn’t dead?” Max argued and you rolled your eyes.

“It doesn’t matter now. I just wanna sleep, I’m tired and my body hurts” you said tiredly since you and lando had literally just come back from qualifying.

“C’mon baby, let’s go to bed” Lando smiled holding his hand out for you which you took.

“Night max! Don’t go on any more killing sprees!” Lando teased and laughed when he heard max yell back “shut up lando”

-

Lando’s story updated

User1: THANK GOD

User2: OUR MASCOT IS OKAY! OUR BABY IS OKAY!

MercedesF1: thank god! You nearly gave the whole grid a panic attack! Shame on you max.

maxfewtrell: I said I was sorry 😔 no need to call me out like that

User3: I’m so lost. who is lucky?

User4: Lucky is y/n’s orchid

User5: lucky is our baby*

maxfewtrell: I apologise to all the lando and y/n fans…

landonorris: Get outta my comment section

User10: you better

User11: What did you do max?!

User12: how do you accidentally kill but not kill a flower?

User13: max our cute little murderer

User14: ^^ very mindful, very demure, very cutesy

User6: lando and y/n are so cuteeee

User7: what happened tho? She looked so upset

maxverstappen1: you gave me a mini heart attack when I read everyone’s tweets saying lucky died

georgerussell: I nearly died when I saw the tweets

User15: BRO WHO IS LUCKY?!

User16: lucky is y/n’s orchid

mclaren: so glad everyone is A-okay! 👌🏻

Carlossainz: I nearly dropped my phone when I saw fans tweets

User8: AHHH MY FAV COUPLE

User9: ITS *SHIPNAME*

I hope you enjoyed reading lol - this is in honour of my favourite flower

[beah388love]

Fainting spell

Full Masterlist Lando Norris Masterlist

Pairing: Lando Norris x Fem!reader

Summary: you have pots syndrome and faint on live

Warnings: Reader faints, fainting, swearing, bad language, blood?, reader gets injured!!! (Please tell me if I missed any?!!!)

“Where’s y/n?” Lando read out from the chat with a smile “she’s currently sat over there-“ lando said as he looked over to you with a smile, “she’s sat in the corner of the room on her phone- baby C’mere” lando said as he held his hand out gesturing for you to come sit on his lap.

You smiled as you walked over to them both “hi everyone…” you smiled as you sat on landos lap, you felt a wave of dizziness hit you but you shook it off.

You stayed there for awhile until lando got thirsty “hang on max, I’m gonna go grab my water bottle” lando said as you got up from his lap so he could go grab it.

You felt the same dizziness when you got up too fast, “y/n? You okay?” Max asked when he saw you looked pale and you nodded “I’m fine..I’m just gonna grab my phone” you said and max nodded as he read the chat.

As you took another two steps you felt the dizziness but ten times worse, your vision went black and you felt yourself collapse to the ground, hitting your head as you did.

“Is y/n okay?” Max read out confused “yes guys she’s fine she just went to grab her phone..” max said with furrowed brows, max has his headphones on so he didn’t hear or see you faint behind him.

User1: OMFG IS SHE OKAY?!

User2: DID SHE FAINT?!

User3: MAX TAKE YOUR FUCKING HEADPHONES OFF

Used4: BEHIND U DUDE- SHES LITERALLY PASSED OUTTT

User5: OMG SHE BETTER BE OKAY!

User6: UHM- WHY DO I SEE BLOOD ON THE FLOORRR?!

Max looked behind him, thinking the chat was messing with him but when he looked behind him and saw you on the floor he quickly threw his headphones off and sprinted out of his chair.

“Y/n?! Fuck- y/n? Are you okay?” He asked but you was completely unconscious, and that’s when he saw the cut on your head and the blood.

“Fuck- LANDO! LANDO!” Max yelled out as he held your head gently, “LANDO!” Max yelled again.

“what did you rage quit again?” Lando laughed as he walked in but his smirk left when he saw max holding you passed out and a massive gush on your head “what happened?!” Lando asked worried

“I- I don’t know I had my headphones on-“ max said as lando carried you onto max’s bed.

“It’s alright- she just fainted…she’s got pots remember?” Lando reminded him and max sighed in relief with a hand on his chest “you could’ve fucking reminded me!”

“I just did!” Lando argued as he checked your cut.

“Is her head okay? I think she hit it on my chair” max said and lando nodded “yeah…she might need a plaster but she’s fine” lando said as he sat next to you waiting for you to wake up.

“Fuckin hell I just had a panic attack” max said as he took a couple deep breaths. “Chat are going crazy” max said as he sat back down on his chair.

“Y/n’s fine you guys- she’s alright” max said “lando is sitting on my bed with her” max explained.

You stirred and felt a pain in your head, “ah- what happened? I feel dizzy” you said as you sat up but lando pushed you down gently “don’t get up too fast baby.”

“What happened?” You asked confused “you fainted and you cut your head but i put a plaster on it..it’s not that bad” lando said checking your cut again and you smiled “thank you..”

“Did you not feel dizzy before?” Lando asked and you nodded “why didn’t you tell me?” Lando huffed as he held your hand, “I didn’t think I’d actually faint- I’m sorry” you said as you wrapped yourself around him burying your face into his neck.

“It’s fine..wanna sit with me? The chat are all very worried about you” lando laughed making you grin “yes please” you smiled as lando carried you with him into his chair, “you wanna play?” He asked as he handed you his controller “thank you baby”

“Don’t let her play! She’s gonna beat me now…” max huffed

Max and lando are both very competitive and stubborn but they both knew for a fact you was better then them and would beat them in games you haven’t even played before.

“You have to be me though” lando grinned as he edited your character for you, “I’m not even allowed to be me in the game?” You asked with a shake of your head as lando giggled.

-

“See?! How does she do the quick turns so fast?! This is bullshit.” Max raged as he threw his head back onto his chair making you bite back your grin.

“Chat said your acting like a baby” lando laughed and max glared at him, “you go against her then” max huffed as he handed him his controller

“Baby Drink..” Lando reminded you as he passed you his water bottle, you took a couple sips as you read the chat.

User1: omg lando is the best bf ever-

User2: couple goals.

User3: is she okay y’all? Why’s she got a plaster on her head?

You smiled at the chat “I’m okay you guys, I cut my head when I fell but I’m alright…I can’t believe I fainted like ten minutes ago and I’m beating them both” you giggled as you rubbed your eye as a wave of dizziness hit you again, “lan?” You said and lando looked down from the screen towards you “mhm? You okay?” He asked as he stroked your thigh “no I feel dizzy again..” you said as you put the controller down “wanna take a break baby? Maybe you shouldn’t look at the screen…c’mon” lando said as he gestured for you to get up, he held you so you got up slowly but that wasn’t enough…you fainted again.

Your eyes rolled back as you collapsed in landos arms “shit-“ lando said as he laid you back down on top of him, “Sorry max- I think I’m gonna carry y/n to bed..You can carry on the stream though?” Lando said as he lifted you up into his arms.

“Nah it’s alright mate. I’m knackered anyway..Sorry guys! We’re gonna end it here- y/n’s okay though” max said to the camera before switching it off.

“Want me to help?” Max asked and lando shook his head “nah it’s alright…Night!” Lando said as he left with you “night” max grinned as he watched lando try to shut the door but failed repeatedly until he just kicked it and left “stupid door.”

“That is my door y’know?” Max shook his head and lando smirked “yes I do know that.”

-

Lando gently laid you onto your bed and quickly grabbed your water bottle adding cold water with ice. “Lan?….did I faint again” you asked and lando nodded as he handed you your bottle.

“Sorry..” you sighed and lando scrunched his face “do not say sorry. It’s not like you do it on purpose”

“I love you- Cuddle?” You asked with a smile and he grinned as he jumped on the bed and wrapped himself around you “duh”

“Is max okay? Is he trying to shut his door or something?” You asked confused when you heard a door shutting and closing making lando smirk.

“He’s fine…let’s just sleep” lando smiled as he rested his face into your neck.

“LANDO! You broke my door! The handle doesn’t work!” Max yelled and you looked down to lando who was biting back his laugh.

“I was only unconscious for a couple minutes!” You shook your head and he couldn’t hold back his laugh.

“ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?!” Max yelled and you both covered your mouths as you nearly cried from laughter.

I hope you enjoyed it lol

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Two in one…

Full Masterlist Lando Norris Masterlist

Pairing: lando norris x fem!pregnant!reader

Summary: You and lando find out your pregnant with….twins!

Warnings: pregnancy, twins, swearing, bad language, fainting, heatstroke!!! (Please tell me if I missed anything?!!!)

You woke up to lando’s hand in your hair, playing with it and without you knowing he accidentally made some knots but he tried his hardest to undo them as best he could. “Good mornin’ baby” he said softly giving you a kiss on the temple, he still had his morning voice that made your heart flutter “Morning” you mumbled into your pillow and you made an annoyed noise when he stopped playing with your hair making him laugh “s’ not funny” you huffed into the pillow and he couldn’t help but laugh as he ran his fingers back into your hair, playing with it softly “I’m sorry for laughing beautiful” Lando said jokingly making you giggle into your pillow.

“C’mon baby we have to get up” lando sighed as he leaned over on top of you and gave you a kiss on the nose “fineeeeeee” you huffed as you got up with him.

You was in the middle of getting dressed, only having your bottoms on and no Bra, lando smirked when he saw you and quietly walked behind you wrapping his arms around you making you jump “lando! Don’t do that! You could’ve given me a heart attack!” You laughed making him grin, he cheekily sneaked his hands up to your boobs and held them in each of his hands, squeezing them until he heard you yelp and wince making him instantly remove his hands “baby? You okay? Did I hurt you? Did I squeeze them too hard?” He asked you worried and the last question made you laugh a little “no baby you didn’t squeeze them too hard they’ve just been really sensitive lately..it’s probably because my periods due” you said with a huff at the end of your sentence, “want me to massage em?” Lando smirked wrapping his arms around your waist pulling you into him making you squeal a laugh “Lando Norris!” You giggled playfully slapping his hands away as you began to get dressed again clipping your bra lando gasped “don’t put that on. my boobs have gotta breathe” you laughed and rolled your eyes “they are not your boobs, and they can breathe just fine” you said not being able to hold back your smile as you pulled your top over your head.

-

Lando grabbed the bread and put it into the toaster as you walked by him “want the usual?” Lando asked you expecting your usual answer you always gave “Duh! I want my jam toast!” But he was taken back when you said “mhm…can I have just butter please?” You asked and he looked at you waiting to see if you was joking but you didn’t laugh or crack a cheeky smile, “uh yeah of course baby…” Lando said furrowing his brows as he placed the bread into the toaster after taking the other two pieces out, that’s weird he thought.

-

“Okay I’ll see you later baby” Lando said as he planted a soft kiss on your head making you smile “alright I love you” you said and he had a massive grin he couldn’t contain “I love you too” he said back giving you another kiss on the lips after a minute or two you smiled into the kiss “lan baby you’ve gotta go” you said and he groaned “I know..okay I’m going! I love you!” He smiled and you giggled “okay! I love you too” you said back with a smile.

When the door shut you sighed out a breath and thought about how to make the time pass, and you decided on watching tv and eating snacks all day would do the job.

You was halfway into the film and felt a wave of nausea hit you and you shut your mouth as you ran to the bathroom, you threw up into the toilet and tried to hold your hair back as best you could, “that serves me right for eating three packs of crisps and two chocolate bars….” You muttered to yourself as you cleaned your face and grabbed a water to get rid of the awful and disgusting after taste in your mouth.

-

“Babe! I’m back!” Lando said loudly as he threw his shoes off and ran to the living room where he heard the tv playing, assuming you were there and he was correct, “baby I wa-“ he cut himself off when he saw you passed out on the sofa making him smile, he sat down next to you and cuddle up to you for awhile, *It’s 2 o’clock, she never has naps at this time* that’s also weird he thought to himself

-

After a while lando got up and made some lunch for the both of you, he made your favourite and he had the same but with things you didn’t like since you were quite picky… “perfect.” Lando smiled as he looked down at his two amazing dishes he created, “now I’ve just got to wake up my lovely demon of a girlfriend.” He said to himself as he walked with the two plates setting them down on the coffee table in front of the sofa.

“Baby? Babe? Babyyyy? Babeeeeee?” Lando said louder each time as he shook and poked you and kissed you trying to make you wake up, but after a couple minutes he couldn’t help it “BABE” he shouted and you jumped up, panicked “what?! What happened?!” You asked him worried and he bit back a laugh “nothing, I made you lunch” he grinned annoying you so you playfully hit him on the chest making him laugh, “what is it?” You asked as you tried to rub the sleep from your eyes.

“Your favourite…” he smirked as he looked at you waiting for you to gasp excitedly like always and do your little wiggle of excitement but you didn’t.

“Oh thank you baby” you smiled and gave him a kiss on the cheek “you okay?” Lando asked you and you nodded, except you wasn’t. You literally couldn’t think of anything worse then y/f/lunch. Just looking at it made you want to gag.

“I’m okay I’m just not that hungry…” you said as you laid back down but instead of snuggling into your blanket you snuggled into his side making him smile, but his worries didn’t go, “you sure your okay? You never say no to y/f/lunch?” He asked you again and you hummed into his side “m’fine” you said into his hoodie so it was a little slurred but he heard you and he pretended to shrug it off but he didn’t.

He found it very very weird.

-

Not that long later you woke up realising you and lando must’ve fell asleep on the sofa after lunch, and you was starving. And your feet hurt so bad they felt swollen.

“Lan? Lando? Baby?” You said poking him on the arm and he groaned into his pillow “mh? What?” He asked “can we go to the shop?” You asked and he looked at you confused “babe it’s nine o’clock?” He said confused and tired as he looked at his watch, “I know but I’m hungry…” you said looking down at your hands “we have food, want me to make you something baby?” He asked you but you shook your head “I want…I want ice cream..mint chocolate” you said and he was so confused he thought he was dreaming “can’t we get some tomorrow?” He asked you and you shook your head “no I want it now, it’s the only thing I want please. Please?” You said and he couldn’t say no to your puppy eyes.

“Alright fine, c’mon let’s go” Lando said as he grabbed his car keys and your fluffy slippers.

“Baby are you sure you’re okay?” Lando asked you, his hand on your thigh as he drove you to the closest ice cream shop that was open at this time of night.

“Yeah I’m fine.” You said as you played with one of his fingers to occupy your boredom. Lando finally decided to shrug it off and just focused on getting you your ice cream.

“Thank you” Lando said as he took the ice creams off the worker, you got your mint chocolate chip and lando got the same as you, “here you go baby” Lando said as he handed you your ice cream, making sure it doesn’t fall or drip onto you.

You didn’t know what was wrong with you but when lando held his in his hand as he drove it just looked so good and so yummy- “baby…” you said and he looked over at you briefly trying to make sure he doesn’t crash “yeah?” He said “can we swap?” You asked and he looked at you for a moment before nodding and handing you his ice cream, taking yours into his hand “better?” He asked you with a grin as he watched you nod happily.

“I’m sorry for making you get up late to get me ice cream…thank you” you said and he smiled “your worth it baby, id do it whenever you want.” He smiled as he placed his hand back onto your thigh after he finished his ice cream.

-

The next day you realised you missed your period by a week and instead of it being in a week you were actually a week late. And your immediate thought was, am I pregnant?

So you did the first thing that came to mind, you waited until lando left to go to another interview and went to the shop to buy a pregnancy test. Before lando left though you sneakily stole some money to pay for the more expensive tests so it would be accurate. Just to be sure.

-meanwhile-

After the interview ended lando and Oscar grabbed some food and lando couldn’t help but ask oscar for advice.

“I don’t know..she’s just been acting so strange?” Lando said to Oscar, “what do you mean?”

“I don’t know…for starters she won’t eat her favourite foods and that has never happened before. And she made me buy ice cream at like nine o’clock last night randomly…she’s been sleeping a lot and she’s just been so strange? I don’t know maybe-“ Lando rambled on but Oscar couldn’t hide his grin.

“What?” Lando asked

“Mh?” Oscar said still trying to bite back his grin.

“Why are you smiling?” Lando asked confused

“Nothing.” Oscar said and walked away quickly before lando could stop him.

-

You stood over the sink above the test waiting and waiting. You counted the minutes in your head and turned the test over and it showed “3-4 weeks along” you didn’t even gasp, your jaw just dropped. Your heart felt like it was going to pound out of your chest and leave you.

“Oh my fucking god. Ah!!! I’m pregnant!!! I’m pregnant!! Oh my god!!” You said to yourself in a loud whisper.

“How do I tell lan…”

-

A couple days go by and you kept the test and hid it behind your old clothes in a box.

You wanted to be with him alone and surprise him, you knew he would be over the moon he always tells you how much he loves you and wants to have a family with you.

“Okay calm down. Calm down. Calm down.” You repeated to yourself.

You picked the perfect day, lando had gone out for the day to play golf. Whilst you grabbed a bag you bought and placed the pregnancy test inside in a smaller box and a note. You wrote inside: My one and only baby but not for long…

-meanwhile-

“She’s been acting so weird still…I’m scared she’s cheating on me.” Lando admitted to Oscar and he was taken back.

“What?!” Oscar said and lando sighed

“I don’t know..I just- she’s been so quiet and distant and I don’t know what to do..what if- oh I don’t know osc.” Lando huffed as he played with his golf club trying to distract himself.

-

When you heard the front door open and shut you nearly threw up.

“Hey baby…” Lando said as he took his shoes off,

“Hey baby..” you said trying to calm your breathing.

“I uh- I have something for you.” You said as you lead him Into the kitchen, grabbing his hand gently but firm. Lando looked at you confused but followed you.

You stood behind the bag on the counter and lando looked at it suspiciously.

“What is it?” He asked smiling hesitantly, “Open it!” You said eagerly and he grinned “open the note first!” You said and he nodded as he took the note out and read it “ My one and only baby but not for long…” Lando read, what the fuck?! He was right. You was breaking up with him. Even after he gave you a promise ring.

Lando looked at you so confused. And quickly opened the box and was met with a pregnancy test. Positive.

“Wait- wait?! Your- you’re pregnant?!” Lando asked you staring at you as deep as anyone has ever done and you nodded biting on your lip anxiously.

Lando sprinted over to you and wrapped you in the tightest hug ever literally. You could hear his whimpers and his tears falling onto your shoulder, “I love you so so so much- I- I love you so much” Lando said into your neck as he hugged you for ages and you didn’t mind one bit.

“I love you too lan.” You smiled “I- t-thought you was cheating on me” lando said and you physically paused. “What?!” You said and he laughed “it’s nothing I’m just a fucking idiot baby…I can’t believe you’re pregnant oh my god I love you so much- we’re going to be parents.” Lando said with the biggest smile he’s ever had, he lifted you up wrapping your legs around his waist and he carried you to the sofa and you laid there cuddling for the entire rest of the day.

“We can’t tell anyone until at least 14 weeks.” You said and he nodded.

“I can’t believe it, I’m so fucking happy- I love you y’know that” lando said for the umpteenth time making you giggle “I know lan I love you too” you smiled.

“This explains all your mood swings recently and your ice cream cravings” Lando said and you nodded “and my swollen feet” you groaned as you rested your head on landos chest.

-

Your first ultrasound was today and you couldn’t contain your excitement or anxiety, neither could lando. He was holding your hand the entire day, and fidgeting with your finger/his shirt/his hands/his trousers/ his shoelaces literally anything and when you went in and they put the cold gel onto your stomach, and you saw the screen you both fell in love.

Until…The lady smiled and said “oh my gosh I can’t believe this. This is my first.” She smiled and you smiled too “really? Were your first couple?” You asked and she looked at you confused “oh no I mean this is my first time doing an ultrasound for twins!” She exclaimed and you and lando both looked at each other instantly.

“What?” You both said at the same time.

“You’re having twins..did you not know?” She asked and you shook your head. “No?! Oh my god lan we’re having twins” you said looking at him and he looked like his jaw was still open.

“We’re having twins? Two babies?” He repeated and you nodded smiling and that’s when he kissed your head and hugged you as tight as he could “oh my god we’re having twins-“ he said and you nodded making the lady laugh.

-

Lando had been so over protective for the next couple months, you guys were trying your absolute hardest to keep your pregnancy a secret until 18 weeks, hitting landos hands off when they trailed onto your forming bump.

Or when you would have to try and hide the fact you was peeing nearly the whole day. “Where’s y/n gone? The bathroom? Again?” Max asked and lando widened his eyes and shrugged “oh no- she just needed to uh- fix her makeup” Lando said and max nodded confused, *her makeup looked fine?* max thought to himself but decided to not think too much about it.

-

You and lando were sat on the sofa cuddling, “okay are you ready?” You asked and he nodded excitedly, but when you didn’t hit post he was confused “are you?” He asked and you paused.

“I don’t know…I’m scared” you said and he was confused “why?” He asked but you didn’t know why.

“Do you think the post is good? What if people aren’t happy? What if I gain loads and loads of weight? What if people think I’m a bad mum-“ you was cut off by lando kissing you deeply on the mouth.

“Calm down baby, I promise you people are going to be happy…we don’t have to care about what people think anyway though, as long as we are happy I don’t care about anything else…okay?” Lando said as he looked down at you and you nodded smiling.

“Okay.” You breathed before looking down at your phone and pressing post.

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ynusername: Two baby Norris’s due in November 🧡💛

User1: OMG AGHHHHHH CONGRATULATIONS YOU TWO

User 2: Congratulations you guys xx

Used 3: Those babies are gonna be loveeddddd

User 4: OMG TWINS?!?! IS THIS FR?!?!

User2: The d must be good.

ynusername:I can confirm.

User11: LMAO

user12: omg STOPP

User13: I knew we could rely on her for the confirmation.

User 5: Wait is this real? Can someone check?

User 4: It’s true!

User 5: omg congratulations you two! Your gonna be great parents

User10: congratulations!

User10: I just reread the caption- TWINS?!

McLaren: congratulations you two! We can’t wait to have not one but two of your little ones running around the paddock

User 6: These babies are already famous and their not even out of the womb yet lmao-

User 7: literally like give em a break they are already asking them names lol

oscarpiatri: I knew it.

landonorris: what r you talking about you already knew?

oscarpiatri: I knew months ago mate.

landonorris: @ynusername DID U TELL HIM?!

Ynusername: no did u?

landonorris: no that’s why I asked u? wait a minute….

lilyzneimer: oh my god you guys congratulations! I can’t wait to get cuddles - Oscar also said he can’t wait lol - p.s I messaged u

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User8: I can’t wait for the pics

User9: same her pics are always so aesthetic.

-

“How did you know?” Lando asked Oscar as he caught up with him, Oscar laughed making lando roll his eyes.

“No seriously how did you know?” Lando asked putting a hand to Oscar’s chest eager to find the answer.

“Remember a couple weeks ago you was telling me y/n was distant, had cravings? Mood swings? swollen feet? Was tired? And you thought she was cheating” Oscar said hinting to lando but lando was clueless “what am I missing something?” Lando said and Oscar couldn’t help but laugh at his stupidness.

“That’s literally like all the early symptoms of pregnancy lando.” Oscar said and lando was quiet “really?” Lando asked and Oscar nodded.

“Yes. Really.”

“Well at least she wasn’t cheating on me” lando laughed and Oscar rolled his eyes playfully not being able to contain his laugh at landos stupidness.

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ynusername: Me and Lando getting some ‘parenting experience’ after looking after my adorable nephew!

User 1: omg they are going to be the best parents everrrrrr

User 2: Ikr like I acc can’t believe their having twinss

User 3: wait they’re having twins?!

User 2: YES omg did u not know?!

User 3: UH NO?! Omg im so happy for them!!!!! AGHHH!!!

oscarpiatri: Your gonna be such a good mum y/n!

ynusername: aw thank u osc

landonorris: what abt me?!

oscarpiatri: what abt you?

landonorris: rude.

mclaren: good luck looking after three kids y/n!

ynusername: thanks I’ll need it…

landonorris: how dare u. I am not a child.

Maxverstappen1: yes u are.

Carlossaintz: yes u are.

Oscarpiatri: yes u are

Lewishamiton: yes u are

User 4: why isn’t y/n wearing her promise ring?!!!!

User 5: OMG! I didn’t even notice! I swear to god if they break up-

User 6: you guys jump to conclusions so quick she literally said that her fingers are too swollen to wear it.

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User 5: oh yeah that would make sense

-

You sat in the garage and covered your ears when they pressed something that made the loudest and most awful screech you’d ever heard. You jumped and hissed at the pain in your ears.

One of the men looked over to you worried “you okay?” He asked and you nodded with a smile. You looked around for your water bottle but realised you left it in the car and lando had the keys.

You was now around 24 weeks along with your pregnancy and you was already huge. Your bump was pulling your shirt up a little showing your belly a smidge, your back aches like hell and you now had the ‘pregnancy walk’ which lando absolutely loved but you did not. He’d watch you walk to grab something and giggle to himself making you look over and glare at him “it’s not funny lan! I can’t even bend down!” You complained and he pouted feeling bad for you. “I’m sorry….you just look so cute and pretty and beautiful and-“ he cut himself off as he walked over to you and gave you a kiss making you grin.

“Landoooooo”

“Whaaaatttttttt” he said imitating your voice.

“Can I have another ice lolly?” You asked looking up at him with a cheeky grin and he smirked “another one?! You’re gonna turn into an ice cube!” He half joked as he went to go grab you another.

You walked to the paddock and sat down leaning on the wall too tired to stand. “Y/n?” Oscar said confused “you alright?” He asked and you nodded trying to stand up but obviously struggling.

“Here let me help yo-“ Oscar walked over to you but you stopped him “no I can do it myself.” You huffed no meaning to be mean which he knew, he knew you were just stubborn.

But you didn’t succeed and in the end took his hand reluctantly “landos been looking for you, he’s been bugging me for ten minutes straight ‘where’s y/n?’ ‘Is she okay?’ “ Oscar imitated him making you laugh.

Oscar took you to lando and he visibly brightened “baby” he smiled as he jogged over to you instinctively resting his hand on your bump.

“Thanks osc.” You smiled and he nodded with a smile before walking away “oh uh- are you guys up for tomorrow?” Oscar asked before leaving and you both nodded.

Oscar and Lily asked if you wanted to have a mini golf night for some random fun and you agreed but things didn’t go straight to plan…

“They’ve been kicking me left right and centre.” You sighed with a tired smile “give your mum a rest boys.” Lando said to your bump with a grin.

You smiled at him wiping the sweat from your forehead, “you okay?” He asked you and you nodded. “You sure it’s really hot today?” Lando said looking at you worriedly but you assured him you was completely fine.

“Okay then…I’ve gotta go back out there so I’ll see you in a bit yeah?” He asked and you nodded with a smile. “Okay baby, good luck I love you!” You said as he held you hand tightly not wanting to leave you.

“I love you too all three of you.” He smiled and kissed you and your bump afterwards before walking away sending glances at you whilst doing so making you giggle.

You waddled over to Lily and stood next to her “y/n! There you are! I’ve been wanting to talk to you” she smiled and you smiled back as she carried on talking about a movie that was coming out soon that she wanted to watch with you.

You tried to listen to her but you couldn’t..every time you tried to focus on her words it sounded slurred.

Your mouth was dry and it hurt to talk and you was so hot and sweaty. “Uh Lily I don’t feel good…” you said your voice raspy. Lily looked at you worriedly “y/n? What’s wrong? Are you okay?!” She asked in a panic as your blinks became slower.

“Y/n?!” She said terrified when you fainted and hit the ground.

“Fuck! somebody help! Oh my god!” She screamed for someone as she threw her drink on the floor to try to help you.

Lando felt a tinge of anxiety in his heart and he didn’t know why, it wasn’t normal. Something was wrong.

“Will is everything okay?” Lando said and will assured him all the levels and everything was alright.

Lando didn’t want to ask but he did. “Is y/n okay? Can you make sure she drinks some water.” Lando said quickly and will huffed.

“Lando she’s fine just focus-“

“Will. Ask her to drink some water please” lando cut him off and will sighed “okay I will lando.” He said before calling to get someone to bring you to him.

“Uh- will y/n is with the medics.”

“What?!” Will said to the boy “she fainted and is currently getting checked by the doctors” he explained and will swore to himself.

“Alright lando- I uh- I was just informed that- uh-“ lando grew worried he could hear it in wills voice that something wasn’t right.

“Will tell me what’s wrong!” Lando said panicked and will tried to calm him down but lando snapped “tell me” lando said as he put his foot on the pedal and overtook Hamilton.

“I was just informed that y/n fainted” will said and lando went quiet.

“Lando?”

“Land-“

“Is she okay?” Lando asked worried and will took in a breath.

“Can you find out if y/n is okay and give me updates immediately” will said and the boy nodded before leaving to go talk to the doctors.

Lando couldn’t help but think about what could’ve happened. He didn’t know anything and he couldn’t because he’s currently going 200mph in a formula 1 car and trying to get p1 and some many thoughts raced through his head and he panicked. Will you be okay? What could be wrong with you? What made you faint?

“Fuck she got heatstroke.” Lando said when the realisation hit him.

Wills brows knotted “lando what are you talking about?”

“She’s got heatstroke.” Lando repeated as he turned on a corner.

“Lando we need to focus on the race okay? I can assure you-“ will was cut off by the boy running bad in “she’s okay! Y/ns okay” he said out of breath and will sighed in relief.

“She’s okay lando! Y/n is okay I just got confirmation, She’s perfectly fine.” Will said and lando felt his whole body relax.

“Thank fuck.” Lando muttered to himself.

“Alright lando now we need to focus”

-

You woke up in the medic room and a worried Lily above you holding your hand so tight you thought it was going to fall off

“Lily? What happened?” You groaned as you felt your headache.

“You fainted! The doctors said you had heatstroke and that’s why you fainted- here have my water! They told me you need to drink! Oh and-“ lily handed you her drink worriedly and you smiled taking it from her and downing it.

“Are the babies okay?!” You asked panicked and she nodded holding your hand “yes they are completely fine! They said that luckily it’s not too bad to affect them just you.” She said and you nodded in relief.

“I feel so hot.” You said wiping the sweat off your forehead again.

“Yeah they said you would..they gave me these ice packs for you though!” She said as she grabbed them from her bag and you took them placing one on your head and one on your chest.

“You okay?” She asked and you nodded with a smile as you sighed in relief. The cold ice packs calming your burning skin you could’ve sworn you heard the ice pack sizzle when it touched you.

“Does lando know?” You asked and she nodded tucking her lip in awkwardly. You both knew lando would be worried. He’s very overprotective.

And you knew lando. You knew he would blame himself.

“He’s gonna be so worried…” you said and she nodded also being scared of how he was going to be after the race finished.

You stood up and Lily scrunched her face confused “what on Earth are you doing?!” She asked and you huffed as you shuffled off of the bed.

“I’m watching my boyfriend race.” You said demandingly “y/n you need to rest!” She said and you nodded.

“I will. Whilst I watch him race. I know my body Lily I’ll be okay for a couple minutes” You reassured her and stood up with a huff before walking to the closest big screen tv that played the race and you quickly laid down on a red sofa that was directly across the tv screen.

-

“C’mon lando! You can do it! He’s three seconds behind you! Jus-“ will spoke to lando through the radio and lando focused hard not thinking about the race he was thinking about you.

The quicker he wins the quicker he gets to you.

He hit the pedal and drove as fast as he could at the best pace he could and hit his head back in relief when he went past the finish line.

“You did it lando! You won! You did it P1!” Will cheered but lando didn’t smile, he didn’t cheer.

He drove quickly to the garage and got out of the car before doing checks, he ran past media, ran past will, ran past his teammates and ran straight to the medic room.

“Where is she?!” Lando shouted in panic and the doctor knew what was happening “calm dow-“

“I am calm! Just tell me where she is?!” He said and the doctor nodded “she’s watching the tv in the hallway” the doctor said and lando ran as fast as he could to the hallway to be met with you lying on the red sofa with an ice pack on your head cheering with Lily when you saw he had won.

Lando didn’t even say anything he sprinted to you and wrapped his arms around you burying his head into your neck.

“Your okay. Your okay” lando mumbled out of breath,sweaty, his face indented with the lines from his helmet.

“I’m okay! I’m okay! I’m okay baby! I’m okay” you repeated to him hugging him tightly as he broke down in your arms.

Lily had gone over to Oscar to give you some space and to cheer with him for also getting P3

“Sh Sh…im okay lan…Baby im okay…the boys are okay…we’re all okay…” you comforted him as he cried in your arms.

“I- I thought- you- fuck. I-“ he stammered and you felt so bad as so much was happening at once for him.

“Lando listen to me” you said sitting up and looking at him holding his hands.

“I’m. okay. The. boys. are. okay. The media can wait.” You said to him slowly and softly and he nodded wiping his face and taking deep breaths.

“What happened?” He asked you and you sighed “I got heatstroke. But I’ve drank lots of water and have ice packs.” You reassured him and he sighed.

“I knew it.” He said and you was so confused.

“I knew when you was sweating and you hadn’t drunk any water- and I should’ve- I could’ve-“ lando rambled about how he could’ve stopped this from happening but you shook your head with a smile.

“It is not your fault lando. Do not say that.” You said sternly to him and he huffed.

“Fuck I love you so much.” He said hugging you again and holding your bump in his arms.

“Fuck I just realised I ran past everyone.” Lando swore squinting his eyes realising he now has to face media and explain what happened.

“Lando it’s okay. They’ll understand. After all I’m too amazing not to worry about-“ you joked making him laugh out of breath still.

“Shut up” he laughed and you grinned as you kissed him on the cheek.

“You ready?” You asked and he nodded as you both got up to face the media and all his teammates.

“We uh- saw you ran past everyone as soon as you got out your car?” The interviewer asked and lando nodded as he scratched his forehead.

“Yeah I uh- my girlfriend y/n she fainted and as some of you may know we’re having twins and it was just a whole situation but she’s okay and the babies are okay and everything’s fine ” lando explained with a smile at the end.

“Oh yes! Congratulations by the way! Thank god everything’s okay…so…how does it feel to win P1?!” The interviewer asked and he smiled “it feels amazing. I mean I’m so grateful I have my girlfriend here and I would honestly say she is the reason I won and not because of her being here with me everyday of my life. But at the end there I didn’t even care about the race I just wanted to make sure she was okay and get out as fast as I could” lando admitted with a flustered smile making the interviewer smile too.

The interview went on along with several others and him cheering with his teammates, weighing etc. until eventually he was allowed to go.

He jogged over to you and hugged you from behind making you giggle.

“Is that my amazing, handsome winner?” You asked with a grin making him smirk as he rested his head on your shoulder.

“Why yes it is.” He smiled

“You know you scared the actual fuck out of me today.” Lando said and you frowned. “I’m sorry..” you said and he breathed out “don’t be it’s not your fault. It’s no one’s fault. I’m just glad you’re all okay.” Lando said and you smiled as he played with your hair.

“We’re not playing mini golf with Oscar and Lily by the way…the doctors advised me to take it easy” you said and lando nodded not giving a shit about mini golf, just you and the boys.

“I love you so much y/n” lando said turning you around and leaned into you and you smiled as you snuggled into him.

“I love you too lando.” You kissed his chest and nuzzled your face into it sighing in comfort.

The boys kicked at the same time. And lando felt it smiling to himself. This was one of his favourite moments.

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ynusername: So proud of my winner even if I scared him to death half way through the race….hehe 🧡💛 p.s thank lando for this picture of me

landonorris: Love you too even though you give me a heart attack twice a day

Oscarpiatri: and me☝🏻

Lilyzneimer: I can also relate lol - i am still recovering☝🏻

User1: I was literally so confused when I saw lando sprint out of his car when they showed he won lol I was like 👀

User2: omg same I was so confused-

User3: he looked terrified-

User4: wait what happened?

User3: y/n (landos gf) fainted whilst he was racing

User5: Did y’all hear the radio recordings?!

User6: he was so worried (best bf ever)

User7: you could hear how scared he was

LewisHamilton: glad you and the babies are okay 👍🏻

Maxverstappen1: well deserved 🙌🏻 happy that you’re okay after you gave us all a heart attack!

User8: are we not gonna talk about how she’s GLOWING?!

User9: she’s so naturally pretty.

User10: she is soo pretty - I looked awful when I was pregnant lol I was so swollen

-

You didn’t realise how much being pregnant would affect your daily life and you called it 15 reasons. Which made lando laugh obviously.

1. You shoes and socks. You would be a breathless, sweaty panting hot mess every single time. In the end you’d have to ask lando for help, “lan!” You screamed and he came running up the stairs worried “what’s wrong?!” He asked worried and you huffed annoyed “‘I can’t put my socks and shoes on.”

Lando smiled as he knelt down in front of you and held your foot putting your socks on and then grabbed your shoes gently putting them on too and tying them as tight as he could “lando! My feet need to breathe yknow..” you half joked and he grinned “I don’t want you tripping on your laces” he said and you rolled your eyes playfully. “So over protective.” You teased “I am not” “Are.” “Am not” “are.” You both bickered jokingly for the next ten minutes.

2. cravings… this was one of the worst because it happened at the worst times. In the middle of the night you’d wake up and groan because all you could think about was subway “lan..lando..baby” you poked lando and he moaned turning around “what is it?” He asked voice raspy. “I’m craving again..” you said and he sighed tiredly “really? Right now” he asked and you nodded, he smiled at you and tiredly got up and put some clothes on.

“What’re you craving? Subway?” He asked and smirked when you nodded “alright..I’ll be back in a bit..love you” he said giving you a kiss on the head before leaving, coming back with subway, the smell making you jump up and run over to him happily “thank you thank you thank you! Baby” you smiled and he laughed as he handed you the bag.

3. Cant sleep or cuddle properly… this was also not a favourite. Whenever you would snuggle up next to lando your bump would be in the way, you missed being able to sleep on your front, you’d have to sleep on your side with you hand under your bump to lean it on. “Lan this is so uncomfortable” you complained as you laid on your back “ I feel like a vampire” you huffed and he grinned before cuddling you which made it a little better but you still wasnt totally comfortable, you squirmed and instead got up and laid sideways, landos arms wrapped around you. “Comfy?” He asked and you nodded with a content sigh.

4. Missing landos hugs…you also missed being able to hug lando properly, once your bump got bigger you could only hug him sideways or him hugging you from behind, because your bump would stop him from being able to hug you properly. Which also made you upset and cry. “Sh Sh..Baby please dont cry..” lando said stroking your hair “I just miss hugging you” you cried and he sighed feeling bad for you but couldn’t help grinning a little at your mood swings.

5. Swollen feet and fingers. This is what brought up all the speculations of you and lando splitting up, because your fingers got too fat for your promise ring. “I told you they would notice.” You said and lando rolled his eyes “I don’t know how they notice so quickly” lando said confused and you shrugged “I don’t know but I do know my feet hurt” you said and lando chuckled “I’ll get the frozen peas”

6. Stretch marks, you was insecure about your stretch marks at first but lando reassured you that he loved them and actually thought they was beautiful, and that they reminded him of all your guyss memories of you being pregnant. “It reminds me of days like this, so when your not pregnant you’ll always have something to remind us of days like this” lando explained as he played with your hair and you smiled looking up at him as you laid you head on his lap. “I love you lan” you smiled and he blushed “I love you too”

7. Morning sickness.. this did not come in handy when lando had his race weekends, like when you literally had to run to the bathroom to throw your guys up and lando couldn’t find you for hours and everyone ended up looking for you worried, but you was just throwing your guts up. And thankfully lando found you when he heard your familiar throwing up noise and cries. “Oh baby it’s okay…let it out…it’s okay” he said a he held your hair back and rubbed your back softly. Handing you his water bottle afterwards to get the awful aftertaste out your mouth.

8. cant shave….you was okay until the last couple months of your pregnancy….lando heard you yelp in the bathroom and he quickly ran over to the door “y/n?! Baby you okay?! He asked worried as he tried to open the door but it was locked. “Uh- yeah…no I need help..” you said as you tried to look down but all you saw was bump and had no Idea where the razor in your hand was going. “Help with what?” Lando asked and took his hand off the door when he heard you opening it. “I uh- can’t see where I’m shaving….” You said slightly embarrassed but lando didn’t seem phased at all. “Oh I can help..but you may have to lead me a little…” he said and you giggled, you took a breath as you looked at him and he looked so focused which made you laugh a little “please don’t hurt me” you half joked which made him laugh “I would never hurt my favourite snack” lando teased and you gasped a laugh hitting him playfully making him giggle. “Only kidding..only kidding” he grinned holding his hands up defensively before getting to ‘work’ as he called it.

9. heart burn…this is one you despiseddd, you hated the taste it that was left in your mouth afterwards, the feeling of your food coming back up your throat and having to swallow it back down made you feel sick every single time without fail. It was awful. lando felt so bad when you would gag after eating and swallow your food back down immediately grabbing a water to help the aftertaste in your mouth.

10. Loss of breath, this wasn’t so bad but you did sound like you had just finished a marathon after going up it down any amount of steps. Lando would try to hide his giggle from you whenever you stood up and had to take a five second breather. “I’m sorry I didn’t mean to laugh I just find it cute! I’m sorry!” He laughed as you walked away angrily. You were just joking but it really did take it out of you. The worst was walking around at races. It took you out and you would knock out as soon as you saw a bed or sofa, or even in the car on the way home.

11. Needing to pee every hour… it got to the point where you had to make sure there was a bathroom nearby when going out, and you was traumatised by the amount of times you owed yourself when somebody made you laugh just a little too hard. Lando laughed with you until you ran to the bathroom making him laugh even harder holding into the wall with tears in his eyes “did you just pee yourself?” He asked breathlessly laughing on the verge of crying and he cried when he heard you laughing in the toilet.

12. pregnancy brain…this was also not one of your favourites because you usually were very organised and not forgetful but however pregnancy brain was a thing. For example…when you forgot Oscar’s name “lan!” You shouted and lando walked out your room and looked over to you “yeah?” “umm…uh y’know thingy…what’s his name…yknow lily’s boyfriend” you asked lando since you had completely forgot his name “Oscar?” Lando asked confused and you nodded “babe did you actually forget Oscar’s name?” lando asked and you looked at eachother for a moment before lando smirked “ I am so telling Oscar!” Lando said running for his phone as you chased him “No you can’t!” You screamed.

13. tiredness and insomnia, your enemy. You would be so so tired yet couldn’t sleep for hours and hours, lando would cuddle you and turn all the lights off to help but nothing would, you’d just have to wait until you literally passed out but you found out that lando rubbing circles on your bump and playing with your hair worked wonders and you would knock out in minutes.

14. clothes not fitting…you didn’t like how you didn’t fit in to your clothes anymore but it gave you an excuse to wear landos clothes so you didn’t complain and neither did he *wink wink*

15. mood swings…last but definitely not least, your mood swings were demonic. Once you said to lando you wanted to go to the shop and you ended up sobbing in his arms in the Flipflop section because you said none of them flipped or flipped right. and lando couldn’t even tease you because you was genuinely so upset, he did however have to comfort you in the middle of the flipflop section whilst people walked past confused. Another memory he will never forget.

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ynusername: we got our 3D scan and omgggg I’m so in love. My beautiful baby boys 🧡💛

User1: awwww they’re so cute cuddling eachother!

User2: I can’t wait for the pictures when their born

User3: neither can I

User4: same

McLaren: already cooped up waiting for their helmets *wink wink*

landonorris: already ordered their mini racing suits.

ynusername: he’s not joking.

Oscarpiatri: they’ve literally not even been born yet.

landonorris: I’m always prepared Oscar.

-

You woke up with landos hand in your hair making perfect curls with his fingers, twirling your hair and pulling it gently making sure he doesn’t hurt you.

You groaned as you stirred, turning around and snuggling into landos side.

“Alright wish me luck” lando grinned pecking your cheek before walking over to his car and hopping in, glancing at you before putting his helmet on.

You smiled to yourself as you stood next to the track by yourself. You didn’t really want to socialise today and lando knew that so he handed you his headphones that cancel all noise to help calm you since you said you had a headache.

Once he could have a break he got out of the car and spoke to will and Zak and said the car was perfect except some little things that need tweaking but once he could have a break he ran over to you and gently took the headphones off your ears trying his best not to make you jump.

“Is the car good?” You asked and he nodded “yeah it feels great. You okay?” He asked you as he wrapped an arm around you pulling you closer to him and you smiled “yeah I do feel a little dizzy but I’m okay” you said and he nodded “headphones?” He asked and you shook your head giggling.

“No I want to talk to you” you smiled as you held his hand and he smiled ear to ear as he began telling you about the car and what he wants changed until.

You felt something pour down your leg.

Did I just piss myself?

You thought in horror but then it kept going and going. You had stopped walking and lando looked back at you confused on why you stopped and was looking down at the floor until he looked down and saw a massive puddle on the floor.

“Y/n?” He said and you looked up with widened eyes “I think my water just broke.” You admitted a little panic as you had never given birth before and didn’t think you’d have to push two babies out in the next couple hours or days.

Lando quickly got his shit together and grabbed your bags and you, leading you to the car quickly. He had prepared himself for this since you found out you was pregnant. He wanted to help so he put himself in charge of the getting the hospital bag and keeping you calm since he knew you and you had already warned him that you was going to be scared.

“It’s okay baby your okay…I’m here” lando comforted you as he held your hand helping you down the stairs. You went down the steps carefully as you held the railing tightly.

Lando helped you into the car, placing his hoodie under you because of the mess. and you breathed deeply as a contraction hit you.

“Lando I’m scared! I don’t want to give birth in the car” you said and lando couldn’t hide his grin “don’t worry baby you’re not going to give birth in the car. I’ll make sure of it” he smiled as he rested his hand on your thigh.

You sighed in pain trying to relax but failed miserably

“Headphones?” Lando asked and you nodded taking them from him quickly and placing them on your ears, sighing in relief when everything went quiet.

Lando parked outside your house grabbing the hospital bag, some spare clothes for you and the teddies you forgot to pack.

He quickly ran to the car and filled it before getting in and driving to the hospital. You breathed out in pain as another contraction hit and lando squeezed your thigh comfortingly but he knew it didn’t stop your pain. God what he’d do to take the pain away.

Lando parked outside the hospital, helping you out the car and you held onto his hand tightly refusing to let go. he grabbed the hospital bag and held it with one arm as he tried to help you up the stairs.

You waddled to the register and huffed in pain, “she’s in labour” lando spoke for you and the lady smiled “oh follow me sweetie” she smiled as she led you to a room.

Once you got everything sorted, you sat down on the bed cross-legged and threw your headphones off in pain.

Lando shut all the blinds for your headache and walked over to you, sitting behind you and rocked you both.

After the doctors checked your dilation and that you was fully dilated they just left. And you and lando were left alone and that’s when you snapped.

“Lando they’re coming! They’re coming now! I can feel it!” You screamed and lando quickly pressed the button hoping someone would come but they took too long so lando ran out the room and grabbed a man “are you a doctor?!” Lando yelled and the man nodded “c’mon!” Lando yelled as he led him to you.

-

You pushed as you held landos hand as tight as you could, lando bit his lip in pain, not letting you know you was hurting him.

“You want to cut the cords?” The doctor asked him and lando smiled as he walked over not knowing what he had to do. The doctor helped him cut the cords.

You smiled when the nurse handed you your baby boys, you nuzzled your head on theirs and cried.

Their crying stopped when they were rested on your chest.

“Alfie and Archie my baby boys..” you cried happily when you saw them, lando smiled ear to ear when he saw you.

“You did it baby. I’m so proud of you” lando smiled giving you a kiss on the head.

“Our beautiful boys. Alfie and Archie.” Lando smiled as he rested his head on yours.

The nurse helped you breastfeed them, you and lando changed them into their matching blue onesies.

“Lan…” you said breathlessly and lando looked over to you. “Lay down with me” you said softly, “no y/n you need to rest” lando refused but you grinned tiredly “I know what I need lan…lay down.” You said pulling him down by his arm making him smirk.

He laid down next to you, still keeping an eye on the boys like you asked, whilst you slept next to him.

“I’m a dad” he said to himself grinning like an idiot as he looked at his two sons.

Lando held your hand, comfort for him as he watched all three of you sleep. This was also a core memory of his he would never forget.

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ynusername: our two precious angels are here Alfie and Archie 🧡💛

McLaren: So precious 🧡💛

User1: These babies are gonna be so lovedddd

Oscarpiatri: Can’t wait to meet em you two. Hope you’re all okay. 🧡💛

User2: omg uncle Oscar is a must

User3: OMG YES 🙌🏻 👏🏻

Lilyzneimer: AHH! Oscar just told me to shut up lol I’m so happy for you both! I can’t wait for the snugglesss 🧡💛

User2: uncle Oscar and auntie Lily ahhhhh!!!!

LewisHamilton: happy for you both

Maxverstappen1: their adorable, cant wait to meet them - just messaged you y/n 🧡💛

GeorgeRussell: so happy for you guys - best wishes to you all

Angryginge: not two miniatures of you two! - in all seriousness tho I’m so happy for you both! Hope you recover well y/n! x 🧡💛

User4: LMAO

User5: the streams are gonna be so cuteeeee

Mercedes F1: Ah! So happy for you both hope everyone’s okay! 🧡💛

User6: what’s with all the Orange and yellow hearts?

User7: that’s what I was thinking..maybe it has something to do with McLaren? Idk

User8: I heard it because it’s y/n and landos fav colours but I’m not sure 🤷‍♀️

This is going to become a series so part 2 will be coming soon! Eeeeeek!

Hope you liked it!

[beah388love]

Shark week

Full Masterlist Freaks and geeks Masterlist

Pairing: Daniel Desario x Fem!reader

Summary: Your period decides to attack you so you can’t make it to school and call in sick.

Warnings: period, swearing, bad language, mentions of blood, mentions of weed and pornos!!! (Please tell me if I missed any!!!)

++ I’ve been trying to add this to my Pinner masterlist but it won’t work every time I’ve tried! Please tell me how to fix it if you know!!!! & I have a lando post coming soon!!! 💛🧡

“Y/n! Y/n! Wake uuppppppp!” Your little brother screamed as he shook you and poked your arm.

You jumped up confused as to what was happening “what?! What’s wrong?” You asked worried and he looked at you with widened eyes “Y- your bleeding!” He said distraught, you was confused until you looked down at your legs and saw the blood covering your bottom half and only was it then did you feel the uncomfortable wet patch under your ass.

“Are you okay?!” He asked you worried and you quickly rushed to cover his eyes with one hand “I’m okay Mikey! I just uh- I’m on my period..” you said and he nodded “I remeber! Sometimes you bleed on your period!” Michael explained as he remembered the last couple times you’ve been on your period and needs help getting toilet roll whilst on the toilet.

“Mikey can you go wake up everyone please? Not dad though don’t wake up dad.” You asked and he nodded before carefully and quietly running off to wake everyone else up.

You took this as your chance to get up and have a quick shower and change into some new clothes and change your bed sheets.

You was checking your phone when you saw Daniel messaged you but you doubled over and held onto your stomach, it felt like your uterus was trying to kill you.

“Ah oh my fucking god! You son of a bitch” you shouted in a whisper as you held onto your stomach.

You powered through your cramps making sure to get all your brothers to school first.

“Breakfast for you, you, you, you, you an- where’s Joey?” You asked when you reached his empty chair “he wouldn’t wake up” mikey and Ben said in unison, “I can wake him up” Wayne said and you smiled “it’s okay Wayne I’ll do it” you said.

“did you wake Tommy up?” You asked mikey and he shook his head as he chewed on his bacon.

You walked towards joeys room as you shook tommys bottle in your hands mixing the warm milk. Joey was lying on his bed with pillow covering his face. “I know you’re awake.”

“I don’t want to go.” he said into his pillow his speech muffled, “why?” You asked as you sat down next to him removing the pillow from his face.

“I don’t know.”

“Yes you do. Talk to me.” You said and he sighed as he sat up.

“I just- I don’t know- Sam’s been ignoring me and I don’t know why.” He admitted with a sad huff.

“Well I think you should go to school and ask him. Straight to his face and whatever he says I guarantee can be changed, explained or talked about.” You said and he nodded with a smile.

“Okay I will.”

“Alright c’mon then go eat your breakfast! Love you.” You said making him laugh.

“Love you too” he said as he left to go eat his breakfast.

You huffed as you got up from his bed “now to wake Tommy up….”

You leaned over the cot and gently lifted up Tommy resting him in your arms as he began to cry “I know I know..I know you hate wake up time, I do to.” You spoke softly as you fed him his bottle, his cries dying down.

You walked back to your brothers and they had all finished breakfast and surprisingly had all their school stuff ready, “get in the car please guys” you said and they all quickly got into your car. You had to buy a shitty seven seater car for your birthday since you couldn’t fit all your brothers in your dad’s car so you had to sell his.

“Can somebody give Tommy his dummy?” You asked as you looked in the mirror and smiled when you saw Ben carefully putting his dummy in his mouth.

“Thank you”

You tried to focus on the road as your cramps attacked you.

“Ah fuck” you whispered “that’s a bad word!” Mikey giggled as he pointed at you.

“I didn’t say a bad word! I said..duck” you said trying to save yourself and it somewhat worked.

“Yeah yeah.” Mikey said crossing his arms and sitting back in his car seat.

-

“Okay bye I love you!” You waved through the half rolled down car window, Joey and Wayne looked at you confused.

“You’re not coming?” Wayne asked and you shook your head.

“I’m in so much pain I can’t I’m calling in sick but ill pick you up okay” you said and he nodded, “Ibuprofen is in the cupboard” Wayne said and you smiled with a nod “okay thank you, I love you” you said as you began to drive off “love you too” he said before he you drove away.

“Where’s y/n going?” Joey asked wayne.

“She’s sick so she’s staying at home” Wayne said playing with the zip on his bag before walking off to meet up with his friends.

“Okay…” joey said confused.

- Daniel’s POV:

I leaned up against y/n’s locker waiting for her, she was supposed to be here ten minutes ago.

“Where’s y/n?” Ken asked as he walked up to me “I don’t know she was supposed to be here, she hasn’t even responded to my texts” I said and he frowned confused.

“Maybe she’s running late? She does have to take her brothers to school.”

“Nah she messaged me yesterday that she had to take her brothers extra early so she’d meet me here.” I explained and he shrugged his shoulders.

“I dunno but I’m sure she’s fine” ken said patting me on the chest but I didn’t let it go.

“Class is in 5 desario! Get your stuff together.” mr. Kowchevski warned as he walked down the hall.

“Wait Sir! Do you know where y/n is?” I asked him and he groaned.

“I’m not allowed to give out students information desario.”

“I’m her boyfriend” I huffed and he rolled his eyes at me

“Fine…can you at least tell me if she’s okay?”

“No desario, I already told you I can’t give out students personal information! Now get to class.”

I sighed as I looked at the clock again until I saw her brother Wayne putting his bag in his locker.

“Hey! Uh- Wayne where’s y/n?” I asked him leaning on the locker next to him.

“Why.” He muttered not even looking my way.

He is very overprotective of his sister I learned that the first day I met him and he took me aside and threatened me if I hurt her, obviously I wouldn’t but he still doesn’t like me that much.

“She uh- was supposed to meet me ten minutes ago” I said scratching the back of my neck trying to ease the tension.

“She’s sick. She’s not coming.” Wayne stated looking at me with an annoyed expression before walking away but i caught up with him.

“Wha- what do you mean she’s sick? What’s wrong with her?” I asked him trying to walk with him and he huffed “Stop. Just- look, she’s on her period okay? She’s having really bad cramps. Can I go now?” Wayne said and I nodded putting my hands up defensively and he sighed walking to class.

I quickly opened my locker and grabbed my bag “hey! what are you doing?” Ken asked me confused “I’m leaving.” I said and he rolled his eyes.

“Whatever dude, it’s your detention.”

“Yeah yeah I know that. See you later, make sure to get the notes for that test for me tho!” I said and he nodded with a fake smile before walking the opposite direction of me.

-

I drove to the shops to grab y/n some things, I walked in and looked around finding her favourite chocolate and snacks that part was easy. But then I got to the ‘women’s section’

“Heavy flow? Medium? Or light…?” I read out confused, “a diva cup? What is that…for tea?” I said to myself as I held the box confused.

“Do you need help?” A worker asked me and I nodded embarrassed. “Uh yeah- my girlfriend is on her period and i need to buy her some things..” I said and she nodded with a smile.

“How old is she?” She asked me and I was confused what did her age have anything to do with this?

“Uh- sixteen” I said and she nodded as she grabbed two boxes one blue and one purple.

“I remember her having purple in her bathroom” I said furrowing my eyebrows trying to remember, I took the purple box from her with a tight lipped awkward smile.

“Thanks” I said and she smiled, “Aw it’s fine, I’m sure your girlfriend will appreciate your efforts. Most men don’t even acknowledge periods” she said a pinch of angriness in her voice at the end.

“I’m not like that..she’s really something special” I said smiling as I thought about her. “Awh..well I hope you have a good day..here you go” the lady smiled as she handed me the full plastic bag. “You too, thank you” I said before leaving the shop.

—

I knocked on y/n’s door, leaning in the corner of the wall, I heard her mutter something annoyed before she opened the door. “I already said I don’t want your stupid Wi-Fi shit-“ she said as she opened the door, she looked awful. Her hair was messy, she had a hot water bottle on her lower stomach, her eyes were red and sore, her cheeks were puffy and her lips were a little swollen from crying.

But she still looked so beautiful. She looked real, So naturally beautiful. No makeup just her real beauty.

“Daniel? What are you doing here?” She cut me out of my thoughts, “I uh- Wayne told me it’s shark week” I laughed and she rolled her eyes angrily about to shut the door.

“Hey! Don’t shut the door! I was just kiddin” I grinned, she opened the door glaring at me.

“Why are you here?” She asked me again.

“Wayne told me it’s shark week” I laughed making her roll her eyes. “I’m really not in the mood for jokes Daniel i have to look after Tommy and my dads asleep an-“ I cut her off with a kiss and she smiled “I’m here to help…are you going to let me in now?” I asked and she rolled her eyes playfully as she opened the door wider to let me in.

“You go lay down. Give him to me” I said and she smiled as she handed Tommy to me carefully, he stared up at me with his big blue eyes, he’s one of the cutest babies I have ever seen in my whole life.

“Alright, you go lay down and I’ll heat up the hot water bottle” I said and she sighed in relief as she laid down on the sofa.

“Be quiet though because of-“

“Your dad I know, I know” I smirked and she rolled her eyes with a grin as she laid back down onto the sofa.

“Alright tommy, shh shh it’s okay” I whispered softly as I placed him into his cot for his nap.

- Your POV

“What’s in the bag?” You asked as you saw Daniel place it onto the table, “just some things for you” he smiled as he filled up your hot water bottle.

“Here you go baby” he said as he handed you the hot water bottle along with placing a gentle kiss on your forehead. You hunched over in pain, “ah!” You hissed scrunching your face up in pain.

“Cramps?” He asked and you nodded not opening your eyes until the pain stopped. “Guess this is a good time to give you the stuff I bought” Daniel said as he hopped over the sofa and grabbed the bag.

“Right…i got you your favourite…strawberry pencils and the fizzy ones!” He said as he grabbed them both handing them to you, you gasped making him smirk “you know me so well…” you said opening them.

“And I got crisps..a dvd of Goonies and I also got you some period thingies” Daniel said making you laugh at the end.

“How did you know what ones to get?” You asked and he got all flustered. “I uh- I remembered seeing purple ones in your bathroom and one of the ladies at the shop helped me a little” he admitted making you giggle.

“I love you so so so so much” you giggled kissing him all over his face making him laugh.

“Oh and last but not least I got…chocolate!” He grinned holding it up and you gasped happily as you snatched it off of him quickly opening it and eating a piece.

“I love you so much Daniel, thank you” you smiled as you gave him a hug and another kiss on the cheek.

-

Daniel put the dvd in and grabbed your duvet cover from your bed and threw it on the sofa along with your pillows,

“Comfy?” He asked as he looked down at you, squashed between the sofa and pillows “yup” you said popping the p.

He climbed in with you and you laid on top of him, your leg hiked up to ease your cramps and your hot water bottle perfectly on your lower stomach, burning in the perfect way.

Daniel smiled when he felt your breathing slow and when he heard your small snores, he looked down and smiled at your face squashed on his chest. He placed a kiss on your head before watching the tv again. He bared through the pain of the scorching hot water bottle on his stomach, after all he’d have them all over his body as long as it eased your pain.

He was sweating though and had to pull the cover off of him but you was still knocked out and happy.

Until…you woke up from a sharp pain in your abdomen, it felt like someone punched you as hard as they possibly could multiple times.

You groaned out in pain catching Daniel’s attention “you okay?” He asked worriedly and you shook your head. “Ahh no it hurts so fuckin bad” you bit on your lip to distract yourself from the pain but it didn’t work.

“Here drink this” Daniel said as he handed you some water, “you sure you don’t want to have a tablet?” He asked and you shook your head “no. I’ll have one if it gets worse”

“Alright your decision” he said as he moved the hot water bottle directly on where you was holding your stomach. The pressure slowly went and the pain stopped and you sighed in relief.

“Are you good?” He asked and you nodded into his chest, snuggling your face into his neck.

“I love you” you said and he smiled looking down at your snuggled up form on top of him “I love you too” he replied and not minutes later was when Tommy woke up and began crying.

“Ugh” you groaned as you was about to get up but daniel stopped you, “I’ll get him don’t worry, just go back to sleep” he said giving you a kiss on the head and you smiled at him as you laid back down.

He got up and quickly went over to his cot, “sh sh..uh right your bottle…ah! There it is” he spoke to himself as he rocked Tommy in his arms and fed him his bottle.

“Hold his head higher” i said softly as I watched him feed him, “you’re such a softie.” I teased and he rolled his eyes at me.

“Whatever.” He said moodily making me laugh.

“You hungry?” I asked and he nodded “I think that hot water bottle burnt my stomach” he half-joked as he rested Tommy on his chest in his arms.

“Why aren’t you at school?” My dad asked making us both jump as he stood against the wall with his arms crossed.

“God! Dad you scared me! Why are you out of bed!”

“You didn’t answer my question.”

“School finished early, today’s a half day.” I said and he nodded “so why’s he here?” He asked and daniel tucked his lips in an awkward smile.

“He came over to hang out..now why aren’t you in bed? you know your arthritis-” I asked and he rolled his eyes.

“I’ll go to bed later I just wanted to watch a film thas’ all” he cut me off giving me a kiss on the head before rolling a fag and smoking it outside.

“You promise your fine.”

“I swear I’m alright.” He said as he took a puff from his fag before chucking it on the ground and stepping on it.

“Now move over so I can put my show on.” He grinned as he shoved me jokingly, making me giggle.

We watched his show with him, daniel cuddled me in the corner of the sofa and my dad took Tommy off of him, cuddling with him on his side of the sofa.

“I better go pick my demonic brothers up.” I sighed as I got up and my dad gave daniel a look behind my back, gesturing for him to go with me.

Daniel knotted his brows confused until he got what he meant “I’ll go with you..” he said and I smiled “really?”

“Yeah as long as that’s okay with Mr.Kelly?” Daniel grinned and my dad rolled his eyes “don’t call me that. And yes it’s fine you can leave now…shitheads” my dad laughed and I jokingly hit him on the back of his head before leaving with daniel.

-

Daniel rested his hand on my thigh as he played a game on his phone, “which brother are we getting first?” He asked and I giggled.

“Uh- your favourite actually” I smirked and he gasped “Mikey?” He said and I nodded laughing as I pulled over outside his school.

“C’mon princess let’s go” I teased as I got out the car

“Don’t call me that” he warned half jokingly as he took my hand in his, swaying them as we walked to his classroom door.

“Hey y/n! Mikey! Your sisters here!” The teacher smiled and mikey came toddling out with his bag and a piece of paper, he gasped when he saw daniel making us both laugh.

Daniel bent down with his arms wide open “Danny!” He exclaimed as he threw himself into his arms. “Mikey!” He cheered as he wrapped him up in a hug.

“Alright hugs over, we gotta go get the others.” I smiled and mikey nodded with a giggle as daniel rolled his eyes.

“Fineee” daniel teased as he took mikeys hand in his.

-

“Hey uh y/n? I don’t know how to do this…” Daniel said confused as he tried to connect mikeys car seat straps. I laughed when I saw mikeys uncomfortable face.

“Move over I’ll do it” I laughed as I connected the seatbelt with ease.

“You stupid” mikey laughed pointing to daniel.

“Hey! I’m not stupid you little-“ Daniel cut himself off as he tickled mikey making him squeal a laugh. “Stop! Stop! Noo! HAHHAHA” he screamed laughing so hard his cheeks hurt.

“I sorry! I sorry!” He surrendered and daniel stopped tickling him with a smirk.

“Right…now ben…” I said as I got out the car.

“You stay here with mikey” I said and he nodded.

Once I got Ben he hopped in the car and smiled when he saw Daniel “why are you here?” He asked confused and daniel faked an offended gasp making him laugh.

“Ben look what I made!” Mikey showed him his picture of your family, you, him, Ben, Joey, Carl and Wayne and both your parents. “Wow! It’s amazing mikey” he smiled and mikey nodded in pride.

“Right now for my favourites….” You said sarcastically as you parked in the school car park and waited for your three brothers.

“Wayne hates me.” Daniel complained and you grinned

“He doesn’t hate you he just doesn’t trust you.” I corrected him and he rolled his eyes at me as he looked out the window to see Wayne there who was not happy…

Wayne glared at daniel as he walked to the car and opened the car door, he got in the car without a word. You was about to speak up when Carl and Joey got in the car too.

“So how was school?” You asked and Carl smirked “I got in a fight” he said and you shook your head.

“You can’t keep getting in fights Carl!” You said sternly “i didn’t start it!” He defended himself and you gave him raised an eyebrow at him and he looks at you honestly.

“Alright well apart from that then how was school?” You asked and he nodded “it was good.”

“What about you Joey? You and Sam okay?” I asked and I heard him sigh.

“I chickened out” joey said reluctantly when he saw you frown, “pussy” carl mumbled and Joey glared at him

“Shut up Carl” Joey yelled

Joey poked his tongue out at Carl causing a small fight. They began pushing each other “hey! don’t touch my drawing!” Mikey argued as he pushed himself into the corner of his car seat as far away from them as he could, Joey hit carl on the arm harder “Hey you little shit!” Carl yelled as he hit him back harder “No fighting in the car! You guys!” You shouted and they finally stopped after sticking out tongues again.

Daniel couldn’t help but laugh at the drama all happening at once.

“So…” daniel said awkwardly

“Oh yeah! Here you go daniel I have those things you asked for-“ Carl said as he went to grab something from out his bag but Daniel stopped him in a panic.

You looked at him confused “what things?” You asked and Carl looked at you both not knowing what to do…does he open his bag or?-

“The pornos he wanted.” Carl rubbed the back of his neck and tucked in his lip trying to hide his grin when he saw Daniel face to bright pink.

“Is that it? I thought it was going to be weed or-“

“What’s weed?” Mikey asked and you paused “it’s uh- just a flower!” You said saving yourself.

“How do you know what weed is?” Carl asked smirking and you smirked back.

“From uncle Dom…how did you get those pornos?” You snapped back and he widened his eyes.

“Uh-“

“Exactly.” You smirked and daniel,Ben,Joey and mikey all laughed even Wayne.

“You got done!” Joey said dying of laughter.

“Shut up Joey!” Carl flipped him off and you rolled your eyes “no swearing at each other!”

“These drives are the highlight of my week” daniel chuckled and you shook your head laughing.