#bean problems

[shebobonmydylan]

Ate a bunch of magic beans yesterday and now my farts keep bewitching beautiful men and women

[this-was-a-terrible-idea]

My brother has zero chill and as a person with at least one chill this kinda gets on my nerves

[this-was-a-terrible-idea]

Rey's Theme starts playing whenever I open tumblr now and I'm not complaining but I only listened to it once why does it keep doing this

[this-was-a-terrible-idea]

Parents: You are overfilling the washing machine, you are going to break it

Me: Well it hasn't broken yet *shoves more clothes in the washing machine*

[this-was-a-terrible-idea]

Sometimes I forget it snows 9 months out of 12 in Alaska and then I look outside and it snowed 6 inches overnight

[this-was-a-terrible-idea]

I have to pee but I'm too lazy to actually get up and go pee: an autobiography by me

[newtofthesea]

Hey followers, I need advice. How do talk to cute people?

[this-was-a-terrible-idea]

I keep a folder full of reaction gifs for asks but nobody ever sends me asks :/