[shebobonmydylan]

Ugh I was developing my wizard film and accidentally cast sepia filter on all of new england. sorry everyone

[shebobonmydylan]

I've been feeling a little more evil recently so if I inflict any curses or plagues that's probably why

[shebobonmydylan]

"I don't chase, I attract" well I'm a wizard

[newgodpho]

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[teratocrat]

girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage

[bippus]

Getting trapped in a crystal probably feels good as fuck

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

[shebobonmydylan]

Ah yes the eighth plague, meteors

[shebobonmydylan]

The booms emanating all over America is a sign that the end is coming but it’s all chill

[shebobonmydylan]

Hey sorry about all the Sonic booms I’ve been testing out some new flying carpets

[blackpyrefly]

[showing a medieval peasant radioactive by imagine dragons] so we have devices that can record sounds and music as if it were words upon a page

peasant: can we listen to something else

me [lying maliciously]: this is the only song we have.

[elksewer]

oh oo ohhh ooo oh

[shebobonmydylan]

Yeah I’m hearing sensual and autistic boys are so in this summer, I can’t disclose my sources

[shebobonmydylan]

I am straight sensual with it I fear

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[shebobonmydylan]

The pain is everlasting but so is the whimsy btw