[shebobonmydylan]

Yeah I’m casting spells but I’m also casting judgement. What the fuck is wrong with you

[shebobonmydylan]

Ah yes the eighth plague, meteors

[shebobonmydylan]

The booms emanating all over America is a sign that the end is coming but it’s all chill

[shebobonmydylan]

Hey sorry about all the Sonic booms I’ve been testing out some new flying carpets

[blackpyrefly]

[showing a medieval peasant radioactive by imagine dragons] so we have devices that can record sounds and music as if it were words upon a page

peasant: can we listen to something else

me [lying maliciously]: this is the only song we have.

[elksewer]

oh oo ohhh ooo oh

[shebobonmydylan]

Yeah I’m hearing sensual and autistic boys are so in this summer, I can’t disclose my sources

[shebobonmydylan]

I am straight sensual with it I fear

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[shebobonmydylan]

The pain is everlasting but so is the whimsy btw

[shebobonmydylan]

I’m here to cast spells and fuck bitches and if you get In my way I’ll fucking blast you!

[webhoards]

[shebobonmydylan]

Back on my wizard shit JK I was never off it Fuck the gnomes

[ishnualah]

[shebobonmydylan]

Lowkey my cauldron is small but size doesn’t matter it’s about what’s in the pot,

[shebobonmydylan]

Me when my pasta is boiling

[shebobonmydylan]

I’m making sauce out of things no one thought would sauce