#bean rp

[majesticfaba]

'Hey Papa Faba!' *boops nose and runs away giggling*

(@ask-doctor-ditto)

(He is… unaccustomed to being… ‘booped’, and decides to respond to this confusion with anger).

Bwagh?! Why, you little— 💢💢

(Aaaand, Doctor’s gone. He sighs grumpily).

[majesticfaba]

I felt like sending you a glitter bomb. Enjoy

A…

Ack— AUGH!! Aiyeeeeee! No— no, no!!

(His house is ruined)

[majesticfaba]

Felt like sending a kiss to you

Well. You are hardly alone in experiencing such a feeling…~ I am well aware of the charms that a man of my station naturally possesses…

But, I simply can not accept! I have a lover, I’ll have you know… oh, the woes of being universally desired…

[majesticfaba]

(I have come to bully him again. /silly)

(All of Faba's left shoes are missing. The files in his office are messed up. There could only be one culprit for this...)

(HE’S SO STRESSED—- he’s already running late for work!! What’s all THIS chaos?!

He makes a muffled screaming sound and stamps on the ground a few times… before utterly deflating).

What have I done to deserve this… 💧

[majesticfaba]

*SCREAMS VERY LOUDLY* AAAAAAA

(COVERS HIS EARS)

WHY?! STOP AT ONCE! 💢💢

[majesticfaba]

'Look, papa Faba! I made a plushie for you! I was thinking about Kalos, cause people have been talking about it a ton, and those dogs they have their are super pretty!'

*Doctor showed off a small, handsewn plushie of a Furfrou, with pink and blue bows braided into its fluffy coat*

(@ask-doctor-ditto)

For— for me?

(Taking it… he inspects it for a moment, seemingly enjoying just holding the soft plushie.

Then he stops and narrows his eyes suspiciously).

…Why give this to me?

[majesticfaba]

So... if you hate people... how did you get so close to Colress? >>

Are all “Anons” so nosy, or does my magnificent visage just inspire boundless curiosity?

…Fufufu— on second thought, I just answered my own question~

Heh— h-humph! Several years ago, I was informed that my sacred, private laboratory was to be intruded upon by a… a… much unwanted lab partner. My (eloquent) protests at the time fell on deaf ears, as it appeared Lusamine and this interloper were related. Tch. Nepotism: you’ll find it everywhere.

…Fortunately, the stranger turned out to be… Colress…~

(Ahem).

We… it happened how it did for most people I imagine— although with far more grace and wit; he earned my respect, and then my trust. Obviously he fell for me, but it took myself a little longer to declare him worthy enough to be my partner.

[majesticfaba]

…He’s doing something stupid again isn’t he—-