💚✨ Branch Chief Faba ✨💚

|| PTRP account / ask blog || The Aether Foundation’s last line of defence (and future president). Inventor of the Beast Ball. Accomplished scientist. Better than you.

[majesticfaba]

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💚✨ Faba RP/ask blog ✨💚

-Writer is 21+

-This is a sub-blog so if I follow you back it’ll show up as my main (Ploompkin)!

-All art used is my own or official unless specified.

-UK time zone~

-DMs open for RP as well if you prefer it! But please specify if you’re messaging me in character.

- // Signal for OOC posts

-Feel free to bully him!

-No unsolicited nsfw asks/DMs ooc or ic. Suggestive (within reason) is fine ic.

(RP accounts plz reblog this I literally know NO RP accounts on tumblr lol ;;)

[majesticfaba]

'Hey Papa Faba!' *boops nose and runs away giggling*

(@ask-doctor-ditto)

(He is… unaccustomed to being… ‘booped’, and decides to respond to this confusion with anger).

Bwagh?! Why, you little— 💢💢

(Aaaand, Doctor’s gone. He sighs grumpily).

[majesticfaba]

// Just an fyi. I might try out a new tagging system, where I tag specific usernames/characters… so people can look up their specific rp threads with mine.

… 5 years into doing rp/ask blogs and I’m still learning the best way to organise things lmao

[majesticfaba]

I felt like sending you a glitter bomb. Enjoy

A…

Ack— AUGH!! Aiyeeeeee! No— no, no!!

(His house is ruined)

[poisonmonoxide]

Ha. Gottem

[majesticfaba]

(Weeping pathetically, kneeling on the floor… spooning glitter off his expensive carpet with his bare hands)

[biblicallyaccurate4reblogs]

L bozo, lol

I wonder if he found about the milk on his bed....

[majesticfaba]

(Oh, he did. He did. Far too late.

The smell lingered in the room for months).

[majesticfaba]

I felt like sending you a glitter bomb. Enjoy

A…

Ack— AUGH!! Aiyeeeeee! No— no, no!!

(His house is ruined)

[poisonmonoxide]

Ha. Gottem

[majesticfaba]

(Weeping pathetically, kneeling on the floor… spooning glitter off his expensive carpet with his bare hands)

[majesticfaba]

I felt like sending you a glitter bomb. Enjoy

A…

Ack— AUGH!! Aiyeeeeee! No— no, no!!

(His house is ruined)

[majesticfaba]

Felt like sending a kiss to you

Well. You are hardly alone in experiencing such a feeling…~ I am well aware of the charms that a man of my station naturally possesses…

But, I simply can not accept! I have a lover, I’ll have you know… oh, the woes of being universally desired…

[majesticfaba]

'Look, papa Faba! I made a plushie for you! I was thinking about Kalos, cause people have been talking about it a ton, and those dogs they have their are super pretty!'

*Doctor showed off a small, handsewn plushie of a Furfrou, with pink and blue bows braided into its fluffy coat*

(@ask-doctor-ditto)

For— for me?

(Taking it… he inspects it for a moment, seemingly enjoying just holding the soft plushie.

Then he stops and narrows his eyes suspiciously).

…Why give this to me?

[ask-doctor-ditto]

'Cause I love you, Papa Faba! And I wanted to practice sewing anyways, hehe! I hope you like it!'

[majesticfaba]

(Faba balks. Love? Him?

He tries to form some kind of uncaring response, but finds he can’t. He just sort of… nods, looking a bit lost, and continues to stare at the plushie).

…Thank… you…?

[ask-doctor-ditto]

'You're welcome, Papa Faba!' *Doctor was overjoyed, to get even a -neutral- reaction from Faba was a joyous occasion indeed!*

*He giggled joyfully, dashing back to his room, feeling like he'd done good!*

[majesticfaba]

Yes. Um. Hm.

(Is having a crisis. He might need to go lie down for a bit).

[majesticfaba]

'Look, papa Faba! I made a plushie for you! I was thinking about Kalos, cause people have been talking about it a ton, and those dogs they have their are super pretty!'

*Doctor showed off a small, handsewn plushie of a Furfrou, with pink and blue bows braided into its fluffy coat*

(@ask-doctor-ditto)

For— for me?

(Taking it… he inspects it for a moment, seemingly enjoying just holding the soft plushie.

Then he stops and narrows his eyes suspiciously).

…Why give this to me?

[ask-doctor-ditto]

'Cause I love you, Papa Faba! And I wanted to practice sewing anyways, hehe! I hope you like it!'

[majesticfaba]

(Faba balks. Love? Him?

He tries to form some kind of uncaring response, but finds he can’t. He just sort of… nods, looking a bit lost, and continues to stare at the plushie).

…Thank… you…?

[majesticfaba]

(I have come to bully him again. /silly)

(All of Faba's left shoes are missing. The files in his office are messed up. There could only be one culprit for this...)

(HE’S SO STRESSED—- he’s already running late for work!! What’s all THIS chaos?!

He makes a muffled screaming sound and stamps on the ground a few times… before utterly deflating).

What have I done to deserve this… 💧

[biblicallyaccurate4reblogs]

(Meanwhile in the bedroom.....

A Gengar and Mimikyu are both holding a 3 litre container of milk. They both quietly snicker before pouring the milk on Faba's bed. The Gengar laughs as they both set the jugs down and do a little high-five. The Gengar disappears into the shadows, while the Mimikyu scurries away.)

[majesticfaba]

(He’ll find the bed later, likely after work when the mattress has absorbed the milk and been ruined forever. What a shame.

For now, he’s desperately hunting for a left shoe… crawling around on the floor and looking under every chair and table).

Rotten, foul, contemptuous creature… (mutter mutter) when I get my hands on them…

[biblicallyaccurate4reblogs]

(The demon boy himself saunters in, his tail swishing from side-to-side as he looks at a Faba with a smug expression.)

Looking for something?~

(Yuri has his Hisuian Zorua in his arms, and it looks at Faba, yipping as if it's amused.)

[majesticfaba]

(Faba’s fists are clenching and unclenching by his sides— almost as if he’s imagining wringing Yuri’s neck…)

A few things.

(His teeth are gritted so hard his jaw is quivering).

We can do this the easy way, or the hard way, demon. I shall do you the good graces of asking first: where. Are. My. BOOTS?

(It’s worth mentioning that his voice is way too shrill to be intimidating).

[biblicallyaccurate4reblogs]

Not telling you, green bean~ That's what you get for embarrassing me with that net. What is this, fucking Tom and Jerry?

(The demon takes out a pocky seemingly out of nowhere as he shifts his hold on his Zorua onto one hand. He takes a bite out of his pocky stick.)

[majesticfaba]

(His voice reaches a glass shattering pitch—)

That— the ONLY reason I put you in that net in the first place was because YOU had been terrorising me!! 💢

Insolent brat! It would do you well to stop meddling in adults’ business!! SOME of us have important jobs to do!

[majesticfaba]

(I have come to bully him again. /silly)

(All of Faba's left shoes are missing. The files in his office are messed up. There could only be one culprit for this...)

(HE’S SO STRESSED—- he’s already running late for work!! What’s all THIS chaos?!

He makes a muffled screaming sound and stamps on the ground a few times… before utterly deflating).

What have I done to deserve this… 💧

[biblicallyaccurate4reblogs]

(Meanwhile in the bedroom.....

A Gengar and Mimikyu are both holding a 3 litre container of milk. They both quietly snicker before pouring the milk on Faba's bed. The Gengar laughs as they both set the jugs down and do a little high-five. The Gengar disappears into the shadows, while the Mimikyu scurries away.)

[majesticfaba]

(He’ll find the bed later, likely after work when the mattress has absorbed the milk and been ruined forever. What a shame.

For now, he’s desperately hunting for a left shoe… crawling around on the floor and looking under every chair and table).

Rotten, foul, contemptuous creature… (mutter mutter) when I get my hands on them…

[biblicallyaccurate4reblogs]

(The demon boy himself saunters in, his tail swishing from side-to-side as he looks at a Faba with a smug expression.)

Looking for something?~

(Yuri has his Hisuian Zorua in his arms, and it looks at Faba, yipping as if it's amused.)

[majesticfaba]

(Faba’s fists are clenching and unclenching by his sides— almost as if he’s imagining wringing Yuri’s neck…)

A few things.

(His teeth are gritted so hard his jaw is quivering).

We can do this the easy way, or the hard way, demon. I shall do you the good graces of asking first: where. Are. My. BOOTS?

(It’s worth mentioning that his voice is way too shrill to be intimidating).

[majesticfaba]

Attempting to plan a vacation with Colress is a logistical nightmare. He’s banned from several regions, is on a no-fly list…

and just when I thought I had found a suitable location for a get-away we cannot travel there either— because apparently, in that region, there’s an entire cult that wants him dead. How silly of me for not anticipating such a thing!! 💢💢

Humphhhh.

The things I put up with.

[ass1stant-c0da]

"I, for one have a simple solution."

(Coda takes something out of their cardigan pocket and places it on a table. It looks like some kind of vial containing a substance..? Wait, what is this?)

[majesticfaba]

(He’s squinting at it suspiciously).

And just what am I meant to do with this?

[ass1stant-c0da]

"This is insulin. I had recently purchased this on the black market. I had hidden and erased all virtual traces during and after my purchase. It took a sizeable percentage from my savings..." 💧

(Wait, where are they going with this????)

[majesticfaba]

(He’s crossed his arms, tapping his fingers impatiently).

And? Get to your point.

[ass1stant-c0da]

"So, I have been planning to travel to Unova specifically use the vial of insulin on the leader of the quote-unquote "cult" you have mentioned. I will track him down, enter his place of residence at midnight, inject it under his tongue to terminate him. Then, I will take his lifeless corpse into a remote area and bury it. I will put the corpse in that hole, bury him halfway and drop in a pokémon cadaver on the soil and completely bury it, and quietly return to Alola."

"If he so happened to be found and an autopsy was to be conducted, those who would potentially investigate for foul play would assume that he died from an undiagnosed case of diabetes."

(Of course, Coda was talking about murdering Ghetsis. Their poker face darkens as they discuss their assasination plan.)

[majesticfaba]

(As Coda talks, Faba’s expression slowly goes from skeptical, to deeply disturbed).

…

….. Did you really have to go into such detail?

(He shudders—)

Just a “I’m planning to assassinate him” would have sufficed…

[majesticfaba]

(I have come to bully him again. /silly)

(All of Faba's left shoes are missing. The files in his office are messed up. There could only be one culprit for this...)

(HE’S SO STRESSED—- he’s already running late for work!! What’s all THIS chaos?!

He makes a muffled screaming sound and stamps on the ground a few times… before utterly deflating).

What have I done to deserve this… 💧

[biblicallyaccurate4reblogs]

(Meanwhile in the bedroom.....

A Gengar and Mimikyu are both holding a 3 litre container of milk. They both quietly snicker before pouring the milk on Faba's bed. The Gengar laughs as they both set the jugs down and do a little high-five. The Gengar disappears into the shadows, while the Mimikyu scurries away.)

[majesticfaba]

(He’ll find the bed later, likely after work when the mattress has absorbed the milk and been ruined forever. What a shame.

For now, he’s desperately hunting for a left shoe… crawling around on the floor and looking under every chair and table).

Rotten, foul, contemptuous creature… (mutter mutter) when I get my hands on them…

[majesticfaba]

Attempting to plan a vacation with Colress is a logistical nightmare. He’s banned from several regions, is on a no-fly list…

and just when I thought I had found a suitable location for a get-away we cannot travel there either— because apparently, in that region, there’s an entire cult that wants him dead. How silly of me for not anticipating such a thing!! 💢💢

Humphhhh.

The things I put up with.

[ass1stant-c0da]

"I, for one have a simple solution."

(Coda takes something out of their cardigan pocket and places it on a table. It looks like some kind of vial containing a substance..? Wait, what is this?)

[majesticfaba]

(He’s squinting at it suspiciously).

And just what am I meant to do with this?

[ass1stant-c0da]

"This is insulin. I had recently purchased this on the black market. I had hidden and erased all virtual traces during and after my purchase. It took a sizeable percentage from my savings..." 💧

(Wait, where are they going with this????)

[majesticfaba]

(He’s crossed his arms, tapping his fingers impatiently).

And? Get to your point.

[majesticfaba]

(I have come to bully him again. /silly)

(All of Faba's left shoes are missing. The files in his office are messed up. There could only be one culprit for this...)

(HE’S SO STRESSED—- he’s already running late for work!! What’s all THIS chaos?!

He makes a muffled screaming sound and stamps on the ground a few times… before utterly deflating).

What have I done to deserve this… 💧

[majesticfaba]

*SCREAMS VERY LOUDLY* AAAAAAA

(COVERS HIS EARS)

WHY?! STOP AT ONCE! 💢💢

[majesticfaba]

'Look, papa Faba! I made a plushie for you! I was thinking about Kalos, cause people have been talking about it a ton, and those dogs they have their are super pretty!'

*Doctor showed off a small, handsewn plushie of a Furfrou, with pink and blue bows braided into its fluffy coat*

(@ask-doctor-ditto)

For— for me?

(Taking it… he inspects it for a moment, seemingly enjoying just holding the soft plushie.

Then he stops and narrows his eyes suspiciously).

…Why give this to me?