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[beanzdabean]

I am currently developing this new sport called big fucking baseball

Its going to be fun, and require alot of long distance jogging

Edit: wtf is 17776

[beanzdabean]

so i made this post

and got this comment

And i did a thing

Enjoy @kidneystealer101

[beanzdabean]

Their whimsy is unmatched✨️✨️

I like to pretend that the handwriting is shit because they're aliens, and not because i have shit handwriting.

But yeah inspiration from a comic made by @justcakethanks :)

[beanzdabean]

▪︎○◇☆tag game!!!☆◇○▪︎

ok so o want yall to make ur smoothest pickup line using predictive text!, u must first type "hey baby girl" and then see were the predictive text takes u!. And remember it has to be only one to two sentences long! And u need to rate how much rizz the previous person had! (Incase u don't know what predictive text is, its this lil bar with three words for u to pick from)

I'll go first

"hey baby girly how many days are in the bathroom today".............soooo am I getting laid ooorrrrr

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[beanzdabean]

▪︎○◇☆tag game!!!☆◇○▪︎

ok so the last one of these i made, u guys liked so i decided to do a different one!. This time i want yall type "my biggest secret is" and then let predictive text do the rest!. (Incase u don't know what predictive text is, its this lil bar with three words for u to pick from)

Ok so heres we go again........... my biggest secret is that I have no idea what to say about Jesus and the lord of fire and the lord of Jesus amen God bless your taste in Jesus mighty great one what yee wish but remember eefo is always watching.........WTF!!!

Yo im an atheist....we're on earth did all this Jesus stuff come from ToT #no disrespect <3

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[beanzdabean]

actually really happy for them tbh

love is a wonderful thing <3

[beanzdabean]

i love how fucking badass ali express makes rocky look

Our favorite "cute anime" apocalypse starting alien 💓

[beanzdabean]

did this...its real shit so pls ignore lol 🥲

I have no face paint so i had to use makeup :,)