#beaniebag cabbagepatch

[cathartic-writing-things]

dear bendydick camembert

thank you for having such fantastically great name. seriously, everyone on this blue hellsite can misspell it any way they want, and yet literally anyone can recognize your name even if it’s warped beyond comprehension.  never fails to make me smile. 

sincerely,  a fan 

ps: my mom calles you benesnatch cucumber

~

(prompt from this ask)

[shoewinner]

I was watching a movie when Befehfsitht Cibmbebteach showed up on screen and the movie got 200% better

[doriblue42]

I'm dying. Beaniebag Cabbagepatch.