Aug 26, 2018
dear bendydick camembert
thank you for having such fantastically great name. seriously, everyone on this blue hellsite can misspell it any way they want, and yet literally anyone can recognize your name even if it’s warped beyond comprehension. never fails to make me smile.
sincerely, a fan
ps: my mom calles you benesnatch cucumber
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