#beanposting

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

reblog if you're

gay

wearing clothes

not wearing clothes

the leader of a group of professional leather wearing Kahoot players

or a penguin

no one will ever know which

[lesbian-beans-offical]

what if i overthrew @the-king-of-beans-offical and became the wlw ruler of the bean kingdom

or just god

[makerandbean]

my beautiful assistant of the hairs

[wuwubean]

i always feel weird complaining about antisemitism bc it’s almost never directed at me, im just near it when it happens. like i know the people in class have no clue that ‘goyslop’ is an antisemetic dog whistle and are just following tiktok trends. so why does it bother me so much. why am i still thinking about it.

[tisviolentrain]

*makes you look at this picture of my cat in the sink*

[i-ate-the-king-of-beans-offical]

My beans.

There is a time, in the life of every good thing, where it evolves, either into something bad, or something greater. Yesterday, with the retirement of my pookie, we grew into something greater, the beandom is no longer a land I wish to call home, I wish to be with my pookie in the stars of retirement, and I know you all will leave this world in good hands. Should need be I will gladly return, but for now I must rest. You are all in each others hands now, new kings will rise and fall, but please just remember to be civil, and kind. After all, thats what we as a community came from.

OOC:

I deeply love you all, this whole, bean thing has been some of the greatest things that have ever happened to me. I got to pretend to be vengeful and cruel, but also loving and kind. I made friend, true friends, I consider the king to be a real true friend of mine. Thank you all, this has been fantastic, and remember, keep loving.

Ps

The homunculus: *sobbing in a corner*

[notaplaceofhonour]

fun fact:

though beans are notorious for making people gassy, when you eat beans regularly, your gut it better able to digest them without too much excess gas as your microbiome adjusts, and a diet with adequate amounts of fiber (which beans are a good source of) also helps.

so the children’s rhyme “beans, beans, the musical fruit; the more you eat, the more you toot” is actually incorrect.

the more you eat, the less you toot.

[cringevin]

the cutest kitty ever.. ^_^

:3 under the cut