in the mirror that i built myself

hi im purr and i am doing my best! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ they/them, 21+, disabled fat white queer free palestine. nazis terfs and cops fuck off. everyone else please interact

[nakakabaliw]

I'm so sorry Mr. Dekarios I'm trying

[dogmotifv2]

eating an apple outside really is the closest you can get to smoking without smoking. some would think thats vaping but vaping is closer to eating a comically large lollipop in public

[wakethedevils]

how the hell did jud write all of that in an hour

[vampiregirlestrogen]

bapping you with my soft wittle paws until naught but ash and dust remains

[justnoodlefishthings]

"Coca-Cola made an AI ad!"

"McDonald's releases AI Christmas commercial!!"

Don't care didn't ask plus here's a beautifully animated ad for a French supermarket that was made by actual artists

[aroundsmyheart-deactivated20170]

theres no fucking snow outside

[fernwah-funzone]

you could never make blazing saddles today. movies take a really long time to film and it's already 11am on the west coast. also most actors and film staff would probably like to spend christmas eve with their families.

[dumblr]

There will be a lot of posts soon from people sharing how much they achieved in 2025. But in case someone needs to hear this... it's okay if the only thing you did this year was just get through it.

[tisviolentrain]

fucking hate the human desire for closure

[higharollakockamamie]

MMORPG players in Westworld: people torture the NPCs because they're not real and nothing matters

Real MMORPG players in real games: for a while there was a rock with textures that didn't load in correctly so people made a pilgrimage to Smooth Rock

[dogsuffrage]

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

[fieriframes]

[His eyes were like the shoelaces of a harpsichord.]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beardedmrbean]

[aconfusedzephyr]

man this sentient war is fucked. i just saw a tenno clap her hands together and pull a sixty foot sword out of nowhere before chopping a battleship in half. the camera didn't even go onto her, thats how common shit like this is. my mr2 ass is running a level 6 excalibur and a braton. i think i just heard someone two groups over say "my warframe is strong." i gotta get the fuck outta here

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one’s going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

[thetomska]

haha pretty cool song shame it doesn’t have a keyboard solo that fucks super har-

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

There has NEVER been a more appropriate time to post this tweet

[catcrumb]