#beanthoughts

[beaningeneralacceptance]

This thought came to me while I was writing the tags for the fanfic post

what are Morden and Iris' surnames??? Sure, Morden could have just spawned from nothing for all we know but Iris surely has a last name, given we know she has a father

is it just "Bronze"? Like, it could be the most spread out name in Ravenna and that would be funny and possibly correct in cannon lore

But it could be something bizarre and unique like "Firethorn" -first thing that popped into my head just now.

[beaningeneraldenial]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Hello hello, we have children menaces in this house–

It's been a while since I posted, hasn't it? Well, I have returned with a lot of plot and a lot of story >:D

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yall reblog and tell me if you’re a can’t stand listening to the same song more than once an hour or a must listen to this song on repeat over 9000 times

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how to shoe

[beanwaitingforya]

How do you ask out the love of your life without cominG OFF AS A TOTAL D O R K

IS THIS MOM…IS THIS DAD…gunna commit and think this is mom lolWell okay, this is going to depend on if you want to be Super Sappy™ or Nerdy™Route A: Nerd out and figure out your love’s favorite things and use all of those things and inside jokes and puns to ask out your love <3

Route B: Write a Super Sappy™ Love Letter detailing reasons why you love them and why they should go out with you (I basically read a novella and the entire plot was main character trying to convince someone to go out with them via memos/emails)Route C: Do bothRoute D: You’re probably already dating without knowing it so maybe you don’t actually need to do anything- <3 bean (I am not a relationships expert though? whoops I think route a counts as dorky OH WELL and what’s wrong with dorky, dorky is pretty cute)

[beaningeneralacceptance]

Another theory post because of course

so I was writing my fic as one does, I get to the portion where I need to refer to the triasta of bronze and think of googling if that sort of weapon exists.

turns out it doesn't exist as a weapon, it's just named that -which wasn't really a shock but I wanted to make sure it wasn't something only Italian's would get.

Turns out there is a similar name to triasta, that being "Trista"...

And as I was going through the google results of the baby name "Trista" (because triasta apparently is not a thing), I realised...

What if his weapon is named after his wife? What if the wife is/was named Triasta? Because I have not seen anything on the wiki, I don't see how Tria (number 3 in greek) and -sta would work as a name + there has been no trivia mention of this (like he does with spells).

If vetex revealed why it's named this somewhere, please let me know because supposedly he's been revealing more and more stuff and I have not even noticed

[beaningeneralacceptance]

Okay so hear me out

The reason Morden only injured Julian severely and only got a bit of glass in his leg was because Julian didn't have a Devourer handy.

Like he probably knew that his king was looking for the death course and probably planned to bring Morden in alive and had to pull back some punches so the curse wouldn't just cannonball into space

This is just a theory

A game theory!!

[beaningeneralacceptance]

I love isekai fics but there are no isekai fics around

So this is what I've thought: Isekai fic, where truck-kun hits Y/N-chan into the AO universe

EXCEPT

You fall in the middle of the story, maybe on Cirrus Island or Harvest Island, and you think you were blessed and aren't the MC because everything is calm, it's October, and the actual Player has moved on.

Gone are the student debt or whatever hazards you were facing in your previous life.

You have your own house, your quaint little farm, your animals and plants to keep your sanity, trade things with others to save up for a boat and live your sailing dreams.

However, you discover quite late that you are the MC. The Order has received a head start and you are running late to save the world.

*looks at notes* Yep that's all I've got for now. What do you guys think?