The Bean Times
Chapter 4
Sauer walked through St. Gotthard’s Chapel in the small French city of Dijon, wondering where, exactly, he had lost control of his life. He had spent nearly a year in Dijon doing absolutely nothing, and it was driving him insane. When he had reluctantly agreed to go study the disease that was crippling the Kingdom of France last September, he did not expect to spend his days doing menial tasks around a sleepy village of only a few hundred.
He was never one to change his mind after he set it, but when Hoffmann wanted something, his persistence was much more than Sauer could handle. He went as far as to beg Sauer during their drinking nights to head to Dijon because “These morons won’t get off my back, please Sauer, I’ll do anything.” So, Sauer made Hoffmann agree to buy his drinks when he got back to Nuremberg. For the rest of his life.
Hoffmann, unable to find anyone else around Nuremberg that was willing to give up their time to work cheaply for the empire and desperate for the Empire to leave him alone, foolishly agreed to Sauer’s conditions.
But unfortunately for Sauer, today was not one of the days of the rest of his life, and he would have to wait before he massacred Hoffmann’s wallet. The Empire officials bringing him to Dijon had told him to expect to spend no less than two years of his life on this project. Two years of work for unlimited drinks had sounded like a good idea when he agreed.




