#bear love

[koshikasu]

omfg i know all stories on Reddit are fake but OMFG i hope this one happened bc BEAR THAT TWINK BARISTA WANTED YOUUUU!!! MATTY IS JEALOUS!!!!

i can’t wait til my 🐻 is all grey and sexy 🥵🥵🥵🥵 his beard is going and so are his sideburns and i am on all fours barking at all times

huehuehuehuehuehue

[otter-b-a-bear]

Mine

[bellymonstersblog]

plump and fertile after 3 boosts

[bellymonstersblog]

desensitizing his belly button

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[your3amplaylist]

recently someone made the mistake of asking me what my favorite animal was; i had no response but i started thinking…

WHY BROWN BEARS MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE ANIMALS:

- huge furballs

- awesome maternal instincts 👩‍🍼

- strong 💪

- soft hearted

- warm

- BIG BROWN MASSES OF CHUNK OMG

- live in forests

- eat berries 😋

- whores for honey 🍯

- easily angered

- the way they snatch up salmon is literally frightening

- hard workers

- cutest cubs 😍

- they’re called BEARS that’s adorable

- good at balancing ecosystems

- fantastically fluffy🥰🥰

- look like they could be my best friend

- probably better parents to orphaned humans than gorillas, like imagine tarzan being raised by bears??

- paddington

- winnie the pooh

- teddy bears

- 🐻

- 🧸

- gummy bears

- they can roar 🤩🤩🤩

- bear hugs

- caves

- fluffernugget schmookums diddlybear cutiepie

- loverbear

- if i were friends with a bear my life’s greatest problems would all be resolved

- look at their lil snouts

- curious little creatures

- actually massive

- when they stand on their hind legs like a big boi

- giant paws

- protecc 🐻🐻

- photogenic not a bad picture out there

- bipedal and quadrupedal they can do it all

- once again i point to their SNOUTS

- fearsome beasts

- pointy teeth

- gentle beasts

- huggable

- hungry babies just like me

- cutest little ears oh my gosh

- pattable heads

- best smiles

- excellent high fivers

- tol and smol

- tiniest bit startled half the time

- wide eyed

- like to dance

- aw they hibernate

- prettiest brown fur

- cubs are little fuzzballs

- drawn bears are extraordinarily adorable

- extremely dense

- yet still float in water

- the way they sit oh ho ho look at her she just go plop on the forest floor

- cubs have no teethies

- frolic

- peekaboo

- like big big doggos

- so chill

- bear siblings

- look eternally perplexed by the oddities of human nature

- some are vegetarian

- some are hardcore meat lovers

- like being alone apart from family

- very very big faced

- at least a little bit drunk half the time

- silly little trotters

- world’s cutest feet 🏆

- climb trees

- like tickles

- free from the burdens of consumerism

- epitome of chill

- bears wearing people clothes is unadulteratedly adorably funny

- i could spend the rest of my life watching baby bears learn things

- do-no-wrong facial expression

- bed-head?

this list can and probably will be expanded

[benjamintycandy]

8, 3, 35

8 - I want so many tattoos! Love flora and fauna done in greyscale and have a couple of sea critters right now. I'd like to add some buggies next, and I love strategically placed tattoos that work with the body part they are on. Thinking about my next one going right above my belly on my lower sternum. Too bad they're so expensive 😭

3 - I do not smoke. Had a lung collapse in college and that was the worst pain I've ever been in, but also I just find cigarettes kinda gross and can't stand secondhand smoke

35 - My taste in men: If you've got a thick coat of body hair on your chest/belly/butt/legs/back/face and soft curves I'll fall in lust with you. And if you're cute and silly and spend time with me I'll fall in love with you :3

[sporifluorous]

the one year I went to church camp this stocky, middle-aged chaperone with a full beard took off his shirt at the pool and was absolutely COVERED in fur. And this other, ~22 y.o. chaperone gasped n was like "oh my gosh??" and he just grinned and struck a pose and asked if she wanted to "pet the bear" which she did ofc and I. hm. forgot where I was going with this.