#bear traps

[shiftythrifting]

I'm actually speechless

[idkanymore32]

*Slides note under door, doesn’t trip over the double sided tape this time but does accidentally step on a passing skateboard and get whisked away*

Dear boss,

Am back. Different hours now. I work on Fridays from 1:30 pm to 2:00 pm.

-Wizard

Dearest human resources manager

Thank you for informing me of your changed working hours. I will gladly respect these and shall report problems to you within such time frames

CSPO leader

Ps I will also be laying traps outside my door in case Greyshadow attempts to break in and lay bombs around my house. Please remain cautious

[romancedream]

Netflix is mocking the sh*tclairs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

All while making season 2 about baiting Wednesday and Enid🫢

It looks like the #Wenclair fandom found their match in despicable behavior and #queerbaiting: @netflix

[carouselcometh]

AND TONIGHT I’LL PRETEND ITS FEBRUARY!!!!!!!

[yetanothergreyjedi]

*sets down giant bear trap, and attempts to open it*

*Comically gets caught only to cartoonishly inflate across the rest of my body before getting out*

Do you have any idea how to set one of these up?

*franticly climbs out of my hiding spot in your inbox and sprints across the jungle through the back door of my lair, brushes the leaves off and walks out my front door as if I was there the whole time.*

Ah! Yes, of course!

*calls my minion who flawlessly sets it up in under a minute*

that is how you set up a bear trap! * bows and walks back towards my lair only to step into the bear trap*

[mumblelard]

i'm drinking a highball on the porch and missing my friend who would come hangout on weekends when her kids were with her ex but doesn't come hang out anymore. it is really nice out here except the cardinals really need to chill out. i don't know what they are trying to prove. so loud. it's time to go take a shower and watch monster show with boba anyway, so sing your garishly red heads off, cardinals

[friendlyfoxpal]

Nothing really heavy but beartraps beware! And Kai @dodecameter appears to be caught in one, and getting a little defensive in an animalistic way. But not to worry, a friendly human's about to come help set him free! Smol with help the big boi!!

[the-wandering-whumper]

You know what? Recently I've been in the mood again for some good old-fashioned wilderness/environment whump, no elaborate torture chambers or villains with intricate plans for shattering the whumpee's hope and determination thoroughly into pieces, not even grand battles full of brutality and bloodshed. Just the simple desperation of being in the ass-end of nowhere in the wilderness, injured after being attacked by a wild animal or falling off a cliff or whatever, or just somewhere outside far from any shelter and oh dear is that a storm brewing. Unable to call for help, exposed to the elements, and it's such a long way to anywhere where other people live, is it even possible to get there in these circumstances?

I don't really have a good idea for a story about this right now, but that's what I'm currently in the mood for. If I do get a good idea I might fuck around and combine it with my current LOTR obsession to fuck with Aragorn a little bit (for all that he's used to traveling alone in the wilderness, I'm sure there's still circumstances that would give him trouble too. After all, accidents can still happen even to the best of us, right?), but that's a very big "if"

-Erdarielthewhumper

I imagine someone in Middle Earth came up with a similar contraption, but I've been particularly distracted by the idea of mistakenly trodding on a bear trap lately...