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I have been attending Protomen shows since 2010, and I am thrilled to finally have one (1) recording of Beards Going Nowhere that I'm able to share with the internet

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OhmyGOD. How have I never heard this song?!

We can weather the night behind my whiskers girl We can get out of town before we both get too old And we'll ride And when the engine gives out we won't worry We know how we'll get by We'll catch the wind with the hairs on my chin And then we'll take to the sky We'll say hello to the angels in heaven (Sup Girl) And then we'll pass heaven by We've got better things to do with our lives Than shave our faces and die Don't give up Don't give in Without a beard you will never win

Welp. I have a new favorite song.

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This fuckin' rocks. I wish they'd kept going w/ Beards Going Nowhere. I like how they don't take it too seriously, but it'd be cool to see a more polished version.

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