#beast anon

[pocket-full-of-poppies]

Ohhhh thank god cause that was my forever weed brownie.

- Beast Anon

Oh! Neat! Why do you even have that though?

[meangreengamblingmachine]

This genuinely made me laugh. Does raise the question of who’s the monster though lol. Maybe it’s Hadal. Lobsters come from the ocean. Hadal has lots of ocean themes. [and crawdads come from the rivers. They’re like tiny lobsters. When I was little I liked picking up the rocks and seeing them scurry away.]

[garbageratsinatrenchcoat]

GOD I AM SO BORED

-a familiar beast

Put a sock on a cat's tail

[roversmojis]

If possible, could you make a stomping European badger emoji? Thank you!

-Beast

[pocket-full-of-poppies]

You ate what.

- Beast Anon

Poppy stays silent here, this isn’t directed towards him. He’s just listening, waiting to see what comes next.

[meangreengamblingmachine]

Hm.

Ramb asked for my drink, I told him I want something minty GREEN🔥🔥🔥

THEY ASKED ME IF I LIKE ALL THE PIPPINS, I SAID I ONLY LIKE THEM WHEN THEY'RE GREEN🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️

TENNA ASKED WHAT OUTFIT HE SHOULD WEAR, I TOLD HIM HE SHOULD WEAR GREEN💯💯‼️🔥🗣️

THEY ASKED ME IF I ACCEPT POINTS, I SAID "Nah, I only accept GREEN"🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯

Ho ho ho! GREEN GIANT-💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️💯💯💯

- Beast Anon

…WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!? IM THE ONLY GREEN PIPPINS!!

[he pauses for moment]

I think anyway.

[then he seems to genuinely consider a thought]

Do you think Tenna would wear green?

[meangreengamblingmachine]

WE NEED TO GO FURTHER

ANOTHER SHADE!!!!

- beast anon

WHY THOUGH? YOU CAN ALWAYS GO BACK. GO BACK PLEASE.

[68% to 78%. He’s desperate now, you’re not making it easy to be green.]

[meangreengamblingmachine]

It's even better keeping in mind that the Beast Anon voiceclaim is Slimecicle and I'm imagining Battat just being so confused and fed up oh my God I love it💔

- beast anon

I feel that a lot of Battat’s interactions with the Beast anon can be summed up as “WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS??” The voice makes it even better lol.