Who Needs Luck When You Have Skill?

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Introductions

Hi. You can call me Battat. I use he/him. Im a pippins working in the TV World. Feel free to ask me whatever. Or dont. I dont really care.

Also dont mind the cut on this post. There's nothing there but for some reason it keeps showing up when I pin a post.

<Tip: There is actually stuff down there :-]>

Hello! This is the mod for this blog! I've decided that canonically Battat can't see what I write because it's funny lol.

This blog has gotten kinda crazy lol but I do try to keep things properly tagged. If I mess up tell me!

I, the mod am an adult but, please don't send anything straight up NSFW. Suggestive jokes and flirting with characters is fine though. Judging by other blogs I know people love to mess with Battat :-] You can also be mean, I’m not going to take it personally because it’s not personal lol. If I don’t want to answer something I won’t!

If you’re looking for more check out @pocket-full-of-poppies it’s in another save!

Jongler is They/Them

Pluey is He/Them

and Battat is He/Him starts She/Her but I headcannon them as transmasc so that will change eventually lol he knows he’s trans now!

Poppy is He/Him

Ramb doesn’t care but he/him is used most frequently

Incase you wanted my main blog is @eddwardtheseventhstardrawnwizard!

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Pixelpop...

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So vibrant! So pretty!

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Tapper!

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New and-! Well I don’t know if we can call her improved because she still has a massive hole in her face.

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Smol and angry battatling...

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The creature.

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Ough plot lines that never came to fruition. They haunt me so. Maybe one day. Perhaps. Seriously though I wish I was a more competent [it sounds awfully negative when I use that word but I don’t know what else to say] writer.

Also how the hell are there 83 people following this?? Hello?? Hi?? What??

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Btw, fyi, [third initialism used in relaying information] I’ve been thinking about the Defernull Mikes a very normal amount.

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I have no business to be messing with AUs when I struggle to keep up with my own story.

However.

Consider.

Defernull Poppy??

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Regular Poppy is like a mother with an undiagnosed anxiety disorder who won’t stop watching true crime documentaries.

Defernull Poppy would be the guy the documentaries are about.

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Calling regular poppy a "mother" instead of a "father" when he goes by he/him

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That is unless he's the mother that stepped up, in which case

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He gives me more anxious mother vibes than anxious father but now I must consider.

Would Poppy actually be a decent parent? 🤔

I think despite The Horrors™ he could do it! The kid will only be a little 👌 traumatized but they will be loved enough to make up for it. If they could get a therapist Poppy would definitely make sure his kid could get there if they needed.

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Btw, fyi, [third initialism used in relaying information] I’ve been thinking about the Defernull Mikes a very normal amount.

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I have no business to be messing with AUs when I struggle to keep up with my own story.

However.

Consider.

Defernull Poppy??

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Regular Poppy is like a mother with an undiagnosed anxiety disorder who won’t stop watching true crime documentaries.

Defernull Poppy would be the guy the documentaries are about.

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Btw, fyi, [third initialism used in relaying information] I’ve been thinking about the Defernull Mikes a very normal amount.

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I have no business to be messing with AUs when I struggle to keep up with my own story.

However.

Consider.

Defernull Poppy??

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Btw, fyi, [third initialism used in relaying information] I’ve been thinking about the Defernull Mikes a very normal amount.

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This Mii News is hilarious trust me

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IT DID POST THE VIDEO?? WHAT HELL TUMBLR?! YOU LIED TO ME!!

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I had to try like four times to get that posted.

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TUMBLR PLS POST MY BULLSHIT

TENNA CARRIES A PIPPINS IN HIS BAG AND ALSO LOOK AT MY BOY POPPY

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This Mii News is hilarious trust me

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IT IS MOST CERTAINLY BREAKING NEWS WORTHY

[Tenna looks in the direction of the voice]

Oh it is it?

[he bends down closer to the zapper in an unintentionally menacing way.]

[the zapper glances at all the darkeners working to put the set together and motions for Tenna to come closer. They didn’t want to scare the entire rest of the studio after all.]

We got reports of petrification.

What.

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[Clikki enters the green room, now ducking under the doorframe preemptively. She's hunched over, hopefully making it so that no one notices anything. They don't need another thing to deal with.]

[She spots Madcatz and hurries over. She hands him her notes.]

I'm sorry about the wait, Catz. Everything's been getting strange lately. It must be frustrating for you.

[She fiddles with the sleeves of her jacket. It feels... a bit uncomfortable. Tight.]

[She... she's sick. She's just sick. No, she's just tired. Overwhelmed. That's it. Yeah, that's it.]

Um... if. If you don't believe me on this, I could show you the item, but it's currently in Tapper's possession.

- 🚨

[Chip’s questions were answered some as they realized the zapper was meeting with another. They knew they shouldn’t listen in but they were a pippins.]

[from where they sat Chip couldn’t see anything off with Clikki but that didn’t say much. They didn’t get in much trouble anymore. Ramb would never call security on them and there were few games the other pippinses would let Chip play. It was safe to say that they hadn’t gotten a good look at the average zapper as of late.]

[back at the apartment Tapper still sat on the couch. She considered for a moment getting herself a glass of water but she wasn’t actually thirsty. She was just feeling antsy. Clikki hadn’t even been gone for long and she’d probably be back pretty soon.]

[she’ll be fine. Alone. With her thoughts. She couldn’t avoid thinking about it forever. She remembered something but she knew it didn’t happen! It couldn’t have! If it did she wouldn’t be sitting here right now. It felt so real though. And that voice told her- wait. Did she seriously hear voices? The last thing she needed was to be going crazy! Maybe she was thrown just a little harder than they thought.]

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Good. See youse then.

And with that, all that is left is to wait. And idly do some coordination while keeping an eye on the other Darkners here for the Zapper. There's reports of stone being about that are coming in, petrification? Could be, is the right type of stone for it and that ain't found around usually. But what more. Can this day just have stuff stop happening, he's so done with all of this.

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[Chip finished their meal. They didn’t pay but it’s not like Ramb was allowed to handle points anyway. They didn’t move from their seat and glanced back at the others. Then a little further at Madcatz. They did wonder why he was there.]

[Tenna was still ordering around shadowguys and pippins went the reports got to him. A zapper cleared their throat with the volume bumped up just a tad to grab his attention.]

Oh! What is this? It better be important! Breaking News worthy!

[he seemed only a little irritated by the interruption]

Well, ya see boss there’s something strange happening outside. Concerning really.

[the zapper shifted uncomfortably]

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Cat (censored for privacy)

Cat.