Beatmore's Dayventures: The Mistales of Beat and Bro
Today's Episode: Black Friday, Black News: Bro and I discovered that we had 105$ in the Nintendo E-Shop that we had never used. We went to Boot Ranch to get a 3DS and two SD Cards for the digital download. Got the SD cards just fine and went to get the 3DS at GameStop, only to find out there isn't a Black Friday special on it, nor a discount for being a PRO Member. While blustering around, trying to find out how much money was on my card, we went to Publix to pick up some sugar and dried cranberries for Mom. We stopped at GameStop one final time to get the 3DS, only to find out that they couldn't find the key and therefore couldn't sell me one. So we went home. Cue to when we entered the neighborhood. We had been toggling lead while on the road, but as Bro walks across crosswalk, I bike past him shouting, "Lead's mine now bitch!" Cue us fooling around LARPing Mario Kart "Get a taste of my Red Shell!" shouted Bro. "Well, if I was a BMX biker, I'd be able act this out, but since I can't...," was my reply. Bro shot past me. "Caught your drift!" he shouted as he got a decent lead on me. I let him get ahead before biking fast and furious, swerving around him and shouting, "TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!" As we approach the halfway point in the road, Bro moved onto the sideswalk saying, "Going offroad!" I watched him. The bag of sugar and cranberries and two boxes of White Fudge Oreos swung from his handebars. Wow, I'm surprised that hadn't fallen yet, I thought. Then, it happened. As if my careless thought was the quick severing blade, the bag tore open, spilling its guts onto the street. Sugar is everywhere, but luckily, it was only about a fourth of the bag. We collected the items. "...This was worth it," said Bro. "Huh?" "This was the price to pay for a great story," he explained. "It's worth it." "Well guess we can't Mario Kart anymore," I resigned as we got back onto our bikes, now hand-carrying our groceries. "I was winning though." Bro made a noise of disbelief, a high-pitched "nnnn" sound. "Nnnnnn... Iiiiii don't think so." And then we biked home
