#beatrick

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[sonseulsoleil]

3 sentence fic, Ben and Bea and their first marital fight (sorry I'm in the mood for angsty stuff)

"You forgot the milk, again?!"

"Jeez, Beatrice, I’m only human!"

"THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK!"

"Well, you could’ve bought some milk!”

"Oh, yes, with my ample time between the two jobs I’m working."

"I didn’t ask you to work two jobs!"

"Well, you didn’t exactly make it easy for me not too!"

"What’s that supposed to mean?"

"You know exactly what it means. Get a job, Benedick!”

"Because it’s just so BLOODY EASY TO FIND A JOB THESE DAYS. HA."

"You could at least try.”

"What if I just went out right now and looked for a job? Is that what you want?"

"You’re being ridiculous, Ben. It’s almost midnight and it’s freezing out!”

"Yeah, well, anything is better than being in here with you.”

"You know what? Fine? Go and freeze to death! See if I care, jackass!"

I’m sorry that got away from me and is a lot longer than three sentences. Oops.

Send me a pairing and an AU and I will write you a three sentence fic.

[sonseulsoleil]

Ben after making out with Bea: Looks like I scored off the football pitch after all.

[sonseulsoleil]

I FOUND BEA'S ENGAGEMENT RING.

[sonseulsoleil]

Headcanon that Bea and Ben get married in England in the snow outside his grandparents home. The only attendees are Ben's grandparents and aunt (on his mum's side). They make it all legal back in New Zealand, but that's the only ceremony they ever have. Hero is sad she doesn't get to play maid of honor, but mostly she's just happy for them--as is everyone else. (When they're not too busy being insanely jealous of what Bea and Ben have)

[sonseulsoleil]

No, no, you guys Ben wouldn't text Bea, "You're BEAutiful" it he would text her, "You're BEAuTEAful."

DOUBLE THE PUN.