Mar 30
Beau every waking moment since he turned 18:
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Russia
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Nicaragua
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
Beau every waking moment since he turned 18:
The Vices of the Cursed Immortals (ala Dorian Gray portraits)
Beau: Vanity, selfishness, greed
Ambrose: Gluttony, indulgence, recklessness
Don't let them see their child portraits or else they'll turn into a dandified version of Laurel and Hardy
Reminder if Beau didn't have the eternal youth curse on him he'd look like this:
(gentle reminder that if Beau didn't have the curse on him he'd look like this ^^^^)
(gonna do a handful more of these)
{🐻} - "NO." He's a big scary bear you should be running away!
{✎} - The man was too stunned to speak- Surely there was something wrong with this? He always considered himself handsome, not-...
{❆} - "I can. I'm a purebred Colored Cob centaur with a pedigree (against my will). I am in good grooming and keep my coat shiny and healthy all year. My teeth are white, my eyes are clear, my hooves are trimmed and polished (along with my nails), what more proof do you need?? I have more mates than limbs!"
{✠} - "Mon dieu! It is because I am a fat cow, is it not?? You can say it to my face, you swine!"
{€} - "Yes, thank you, tell me something I already knew. I'm so used to being told that by complete strangers it's boring hearing it from a computer." Yawns.
WAIT BEFORE I PASS OUT
Everyone say hbd to Beau!! He turns 12 again! :D
More Beau things! Beau's Pokemon team!
I want to do that random headcanon generator too! >:3c
Beau can't sit in a chair properly. Beau believes in Santa. Beau crashed a riding lawn mower into their fence. Beau hates being alone.(OUCH THAT ONE HIT CLOSE TO HOME) Beau does intricate and expensive cosplays. Beau cringes at their middle school yearbook photos. (is it because he looks exactly the same as he did then??) Beau chews their nails when nervous. (he's more of a lip biter) Beau almost drank the lethal dosage of caffine once. Beau is not allowed to drink energy drinks. (see last one)