#beautiful-desolation

[st-just]

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Possibly downstream of the fact that I actually have like 0 ability to, like, really hold grudges or stay angry with people for more than minutes at a time (I have literally tried) and have an incredibly overpowering flight/fawn/freeze reaction to being around real interpersonal conflict irl but:

I have this overpowering baseline assumption that people who share a social environment or regularly interact will at least pretend to be on good terms, so any vitriol between two regulars/community members can be assumed to be a, like, affectionate bit they do with each other, not a way of showing genuine anger or dislike.

This is, safe to say, not an assumption that spending so much time online has validated much. But every time I lurk a discord server/fandom tag that seems to be an open warzone between two people/cliques who just despise each other I have to power through this denial and confusion over why anyone would actually act like that.

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Hey, Frank! Got any good book recommendations for me?

I'll make some up for you, just so you know. Let's go with this one first:

The Left Hand of Darkness (1969)

It was written by Ursula K. Le Guin and a lot of people didn't like it when they tried reading it for the first time, but I enjoyed it a lot. It was very weird, but in a good way.

I don't know how much of the weirdness was deliberate, but the point was to create a setting where traditional gender roles are no longer meaningful. There are a few passages that are quite explicit, if you're into that sort of thing (that sort of thing is quite explicit in the novel). If you're curious, the Wikipedia article has an excerpt.

[tales-from-the-underseas]

What is the surface world like? It’s cultures, continents, animals, etc?

TO BE COMPLETELY FAIR I HAVE NOT MADE UP MUCH OF THE SURFACE WORLD mostly because it’s not super relevant besides how it affects the Underseas

The Surface (Or Topside, as the Undersea denizens call it) is kind of a typical medieval sword and sorcery fantasy world. Technology is medieval, and there’s magic that’s responsible for most of the technical development.

Topside is fairly behind the Underseas in terms of technology, given the Underseas are in the early stages of an industrial revolution. This is mostly a result of the Underseas developing steam engines for ships to mitigate the no wind problem underground, which has kickstarted an era of technology.

A huge portion of Topside is ocean, but a lot of it is also much more shallow, which is responsible for the ground water that becomes the Underseas. There are passageways Topside, as well as regular trading between them, but people from the Underseas tend to think of Topsiders as kind of simple and dumb, while Topsiders think of them as creepy cave dwellers. It’s an unusual sight to see Topsiders underground (Top Elves, Top Dwarves, Humans etc) but not so rare it causes a big commotion. 

Right now it’s basically just diet Forgotten Realms, sorry to not have a super advanced world to present!

[rukafais]

Happy birthday!

Thanks much!

[ask-cthulhu]

A long time ago, before my corruption and subsequent long slumber, I was allied with a human tribe.. I believe they were in a coastal area of Africa? I am not exactly sure. There are no signs of them that I can see since Awakening. Not even ruins, but time does erase so much. They were a peaceful group of dark-skinned humans that I watched over. They thought of me as the God of the Sea, and during Midsummer they would throw a special celebration, believing that my favor would bring them bountiful fishing throughout the year. They brought me one of their finest cattle as a sacrifice. There was a great feast, with singing and dancing and laughing. They even built a stone pedestal for me to sit on, and when I did they all seemed very excited about it. I took notice of many statues of my likeness being crafted. It was a long time ago, so they weren’t as advanced as humans today, but they had agriculture, raised livestock, and had a rich and colorful culture. All in all, I found it very enjoyable. I would get something other than fish and squid to eat, and after their celebrations I would take my smaller size and interact with them directly. At the time, I had an amulet that allowed my power to not overwhealm them.  I don’t know what became of them when I was corrupted... but many of the dealings of the cult that was active during my slumber remind me of their celebrations, albeit in a twisted, dark and dangerous shadow of what they once were. 

It went from cooking a large cow in a pit and giving me the warm, fragrant and well-seasoned meat to sacrificing living humans as if their blood would appease me. So many innocent lives lost, because of them. I find that rather sad that the innocent village who worshiped me as their God of the Sea, twisted into a dangerous cult that only served to further my terrible reputation. I feel responsible for them, even if my corruption, and theirs, was not ever in my intentions.

[solid-snakes]

I can't believe how excited I am for this! Will there be any mambas?

I’ll make sure to put some in the background!

[tales-from-the-underseas]

What animals have been domesticated in the Underdark? What kind of pets would someone there have?

The Underdark in general is not a place to be taken lightly, creatures that can and will kill and eat you. As a result, there hasn’t been a lot of domestication in the local fauna. Pets are not as common as they are on the Surface as breeding tiny, harmless versions of these horrifying is too dangerous.

Rather, those efforts have been put in to domesticating beasts of burden and animals that can be kept for food. In the case of the Underseas, this means the massive insects that call the Underdark their home. Spiders have been bred as mounts, beetles as cattle and beasts of burden. The Duergar have a long history of breeding spiders as mounts and those spiders are spread all over the Underseas (replacing horses basically). Spiders have proven to be the most versatile creatures mounts, they can fit in small areas, they can climb difficult terrain.

The various beetles are more like docile cows. You can attach them to carts or throw harnesses on them to transport heavy objects, and they are allegedly pretty tasty.

It’s common to also farm maggots and worms for food, but these are small and easy to farm in huge amounts but it’s less cool domesticated animals as it is bugs to be cooked for food.

You will find the occasional person claiming to have tamed a Bulette or the like. That person is usually found dead later.

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

What’s the nerdiest joke you know?

The one with the two nerds:

Once, in the early 20th century, there was a large, famous, and prestigious school of physics called the Berkeley College of Technology. After some time in operation, a newspaper reporter visited the school. "How do you expect the students to handle this problem?" he asked the Principal.

The Principal pondered for a while, then told the reporter, "In the laboratory, we have this device which, when you put two electrons into it, they always stay together. This is called 'the bond.' Well, we've taken two electrons out of the laboratory and put them in that machine, and when we put them back in, they don't keep on being bonded together. This is called'repulsion,' and it's a very hard problem. It's very much like what we expect will happen to our students."

The reporter was impressed and wrote this story. In fact, the two-electron "bond" was an invention, and the "repulsion" was not. It was made of rubber, and rubber is a weak material. When you pulled the two halves of the device apart the rubber would separate.