#because dorks

[watsonofagun]

continued with @ofcourseshesbetter ‘cause John doesn’t lose.

[ TEXTED: Mrs. Watson ]       Teasing now aren’t you?

[ TEXTED: Mrs. Watson ]       By the way I learned two new words today.

[ TEXTED: Mrs. Watson ]       “Sex icon”.

[ SENT ATTACHMENT: Mrs. Watson ]

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

Even: I have a crush on u

Isak: Even we've been dating for months now

Even: does this mean u like me back or..?

[intermittently-ava]

@beck1star replied to your post “[The Clothes Thieves] Thor & Bruce & Bucky”

3 in 1 day! We are spoilt Ava xx

Yesh you are *smirk* but it was actually 4 :D

have some toast 18&19

[rinegadetales]

Sirius: *slides up to Remus on the couch* Hey, Moony.

Remus: *reading* Hmm?

Sirius: You know what's cool?

Remus: There are many things that are "cool."

Sirius: Okay...but name one.

Remus: Snow.

Sirius: And?

Remus: Ice.

Sirius: ...and?

Remus: Ice cream.

Sirius: ...you know what's not cool?

Remus: Persistent boyfriends that ask annoying questions for the sake of attention.

Sirius: ......

Remus: ......

Sirius: I'm just gonna-

Remus: It's actually rather adorable.

Sirius: ...really?

Remus: Lay down so I can pet you before I change my mind.

[gonowandspeedwell]

shadowofthelonglake replied to your post:shadowofthelonglake replied to your post:{Random...

then she’d show him a dress she had made for him for those times ‘you want to feel pretty’ XD

-cue mortified Bard face- Though I think he'd probably look over them and be all. "Really? You think blue suits me that much?" Once the surprise fades he'd be so amused. Oh! Maybe they can deal with particularly ridic councilmen like this...They could swap clothes, and sit in a meeting just to make everyone else uncomfortable XD

[violentgod]

Your favorite snk trio is Annie/Reiner/Berholdt? :D

Also Connie-Sasha-Jean

[scaly-and-redhead]

an atheist's vision of the afterlife

As an atheist, I don't actually believe in an afterlife. But because I didn't start out an atheist, between my highly religious childhood and the present, I've gradually come up with an idea of what I think it'd be like if it did exist.

You're alone. For all eternity, you never see, hear, smell, touch, or communicate with another sentient being, human or otherwise; the only living organisms are plants.

You're in a place that perfectly matches the vision of paradise you had in life, whether it's a tropical island or a cabin in the north woods. Your every physical need and want is attended to; you don't have to eat, sleep, or bathe, but you can do so if they give you pleasure.

You have a pool, or a mirror, that lets you observe events on Earth; you can keep an eye on your loved ones or watch your favorite celebrity masturbate or just gaze at Times Square for 20 hours on end if that's what suits you. You can't communicate with people or animals in any way, just watch.

Your mental and emotional state are exactly as they were when you were alive. If you were happy, you'll be happy (so long as you can cope with being utterly alone). If you were schizophrenic, you're still schizophrenic. If you were depressed in life, you're still depressed. You have no access to medication, procedures or, obviously, psychotherapy. But if through dozens, hundreds, thousands, or millions of years' worth of contemplation you can find a way to be happy with yourself and yourself alone, you've earned happiness, and thus heaven. Otherwise you're pretty well fucked, though.

So, it's not heaven or hell. It's limbo, and it's your mind that determines whether it becomes heaven or hell.