#beck speaking

[cristalin-league-official]

Crazy thought. If you’re desperate and your eyes are hurting.. you could try just. breaking your lights? They’d be hot to the touch, so you’d probably need to be broken with some kind of blunt object.. but it could work? And you could use flashlights while you wait for a good time to safely replace your lights.

( Three, @quagsireoutpost )

Hold on you're a genius -B

Now, am I probably going to start a fire with an exposed and powered bulb socket? Yes. But is it dark? ALSO YES. And I have been known to start fires, it's probably fine. -B

[cristalin-league-official]

What's going on??? — 📝

Is everyone OK??? — 📝

( @champ-cabinet )

Short answer no

Long answer definitely the fuck not -B

[cristalin-league-official]

FUCK YEAH DARKNESS -B

[cristalin-league-official]

[attached: It's a photo of a fake fern.]

Tada!! -B

[cristalin-league-official]

…The fuck is going on with the sky? -B

[cristalin-league-official]

everyone: what advice would you give your younger self?

Thumb goes on the outside when you throw a punch, otherwise you might break it. -B

Do not, under any circumstances, sign something without reading it, no matter what they tell you it is. -N

Breathe. -Z

always check before you trust someone. -P

It really does get better. -W

Honestly? I wouldn’t change a thing. -E

[cristalin-league-official]

WAAAAAAAAH TOO NICE TOO KIND EXPLODE

( @quagsireoutpost )

Fuck, I’m not used to being kind, the power of friendship is overwhelming… NOOO!!! *explodes and dies and it’s very sad* -B

[cristalin-league-official]

where the hell is cristalin. sounds like a medication

or are you yet another person just fucking lying for no reason? at this point i'd actually be more surprised if you were telling the truth

// @paldeasnemesis

Were you always this much of a joyless ass, or did that start somewhere along the way? -B

For the record I do in fact live here lmao. Here's a picture. -B

[attached: It's a photo of a city on a coast. It looks like it's out of someone's window. There's an iceberg visible in the water (though the city itself looks quite warm?), and there looks to be a small street market open.]