#becker being dramatic

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Morgan: What is toothpaste if not bone soap? Becker: Existence is a prison and being your brother is maximum security.

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Becker: I can’t seem to do anything right anymore. Morgan: Mh-hm. I never thought I’d have to say this, but there’s only room in this family for one unstable sibling, and I have held that title for a very long time, so you are going to have to get it together.

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Jenny: Hey, what have you guys eaten today? Jess: Four cups of coffee. Becker: The souls of my enemies. Abby:....a grape. Connor: A mini Snickers bar.

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Connor: How do you want your coffee? Becker, being Dramatic: As dark and bitter as my soul. Connor to the barista: A glass of milk for him then.