#bedard:pics

[joss-the-boss]

he was so tickled to be told “oh yeah, get in there” by an older man

[joss-the-boss]

everyone blames the other bhawks players for not matching connor bedard’s talent and making the playoffs but have we considered that maybe he’s right where he wants to be??

[joss-the-boss]

seeing the difference between the two broadcasts is killing me, the hawks will be like “the puck seems to have been rolling on misa so it’s makes sense why he couldn’t get that goal that was basically handed to him” and the sharks are like “connor bedard is the WORST 1st draft pick to ever exist, macklin celebrini should KILL him”

[joss-the-boss]

am i attracted to connor bedard? not really, no. but i do feel a very deep desire to sit propped up in bed next to him wordlessly watching instagram reels on our respective ipads.

[joss-the-boss]

celebrini fans: uwu mack is the second coming of wayne gretzky and he kisses boys

sidcros fans: this 38 year old man with a dick and balls physically birthed me and i would kill myself for him

connor bedard, who just drank a potion disguised as a mimosa that de-aged him by 10 years: guuys i dob’t feel so goob

[joss-the-boss]

disappointed that sid’s not captain but just realized that da real goat connor bedard has never stolen the c from Captain Canada himself

[joss-the-boss]

i love how connor bedard is actually the most openly lazy nhl player on earth, like besides hockey all he knows is play on phone and lay in bed

[joss-the-boss]

y’all think i prefer connor bedard and ryan leonard over macklin celebrini and will smith bc i’m a hater, but it’s actually bc i too am the cockiest bitchiest big dick loser girl in the whole wide world and i like my players to reflect that thank you very much