Oct 23, 2021
@bedinspector you.
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@bedinspector you.
after school, when kris visits castle town, they break into a sprint toward spamton the moment they see him for the greatest throw of all time. is this a bad idea? oh, definitely. but it's for the good of dark world's funniest home videos, so. they're gonna do a ton of flips. it'll be great.
Spamton scoops up the teen. He holds Kris between his hands, lifts up one leg as he rears back to gather his strength and looses Kris with all of his might as that leg comes down like he's a god damn major league pitcher, chucking Kris into the distance at a ridiculous speed.
As soon as the kid leaves his hand, Spamton immediately collapses as he powers down for using up so much energy on such a frivolous pursuit.
Something is ejected from the back of his neck, and scurries away into the dark.
So much for Dark World's Funniest Home Videos...?
🍁 you ever beeeen to anothef world also what yr was ur best haunt experence
a bunch of times!!! i try to visit all my friends, it's awesome to get to see their worlds!
i mean every night i get to roam and literally chase people through the woods with a chainsaw or two is the best. but i think my other favorite would be like... a few years into working with the show i was set as a vampire with another kid and we managed to scare this lady back and forth. every time she startled and turned away from one of us, she forgot the other was there and got scared by them too.
@bedinspector: hell on him
Hell on him.
3, 4 & 5 sentence starters!
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🔊 [ @bedinspector ] asked:
“What happened here?”
FROM SOMEWHERE UNDERNEATH the sizable pile of scrap metal, Sweet offers a muffled ( and autotuned ) hum... before reaching an arm up to push off the pieces that obscured his face.
❝Tripped! Didn’t break anythin’, this time, though!❞
... Quite a chipper reply from someone still buried in several pounds of metal. At least he seems to be unharmed?
@bedinspector liked for a starter!
PG didn’t think they could ever be the one to breach timelines. Usually they would try to escape the world they’ve been placed in and get disrupted with waves of static, but this... seems different. Less dangerous, but less concrete. The SOUL they’re bound to must still be back home.
They drift, aimlessly, not a Player here but not a Denizen either. It takes a while, but they do find something-- a house, a familiar one. Kris’s. Soon enough, the front door creaks, and there they are. Not PG’s. Someone else’s.
Will they recognize the pulse of a puppeteer without control?
Undue attention might be a bad thing to gather...
“here we go, huh...”
trick-or-treat! it's a bloody ghostface! yaaay! though there's a mix of red corn syrup and dust on their robes. gotta keep it classy. wordlessly they offer the plastic pumpkin and give it a little shake. bring to me your finest confectionaries...
The demon can always appreciate a bloody take on a classic, even if he would’ve gone for the real stuff. Chuckling, the triangle conjures a treat and a trick for the human.
“HERE, KID! SOMETHING SUITED TO YOUR TASTES!” The treat is a frosted cookie shaped like a heart, with moss substituting the frosting! The trick seems to be a single-eyed pyramid and some candles…
“GIVE ME A RING IF YOU GET BORED! SEE YA’!”
why do u wana fight. also are u human or what
to get stronger, of course! every battle i fight, every opponent i defeat makes me more powerful.
don't disgust me! i'm nothing so pathetic and fragile. i'm a demon.