#bee.bumbles

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Me: *goes out in public for the first time in months* *almost gets run over by methheads* *is harassed and screamed at by said methheads* *has first dissociative episode in years* *is now paranoid to the point of crying that i’m going to be stalked and run over or shot by these people* 

also me: *refuses to let these people ruin my day* *meets with friend i haven’t seen in over a year* *ends up having a good time and plans another time to hang out* (*still hates this stupid town oooh my gosh i can’t wait until i’m out of here for good*) 

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this is a call out post for @itslulu42 because as I was innocently costume shopping with my friends at Savers, “Another One Bites The Dust” started playing and anyway cthlulu has secret telekinetic powers to manipulate radio djs into playing that song to remind me my strength is dwindling and thunder sex machine is coming for me. 

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akimi’s crush denial update

@thetoxicstrawberry unbelievable … i thought i’d have more time … i only made that post yesterday. but, as I said, once I finished the original series I would consider Obito as possibly maybe eventually remotely in a roundabout way, in some weird alternate dimension where things are flipped and nothing makes sense and everything is AWFUL, possibly becoming someone I’d maybe think about eventually in 1,000 years or so letting into my ironclad and heavily fortified metaphorical heart. (sorry I just feel like being extra, y’all know my heart is squishy and soft like a king-sized blanket made out of marshmallows and puppy kisses)

SO … since I keep my promises … (even tho it technically wasn’t a promise) and since I finished the original series of Naruto today and nearly cried …. I can say, with great hesitation and some regret oh gosh why did I do this I can still turn back and stop it nooooo, that as of this day (October 24th 2017 at 11:11pm oh gosh what a time, I’ll tell you now Obito isn’t my wish!!!) Obito has officially moved from the category “not in a million years just to spite you all, I’ll never love this Uchiha I don’t care if he cries at my feet and begs me to love him while everyone stares at me in disappointment and shakes their head and sad music plays while the rain pours down and Obito will never be happy again until I love him” …. (uuugh I can already hear you now celebrating and laughing evilly because your plan to wear down my resolve is working and it’ll only take a few more blows before it crumbles entirely and I’m left defenseless) …. to the category ….

“I’ll …. consider it ….. begrudgingly.” 

I hope y’all are happy. Your efforts have, unfortunately, not been in vain. 

Also I forgot to tell you that the day after you made that post with the Grinch gif (before you posted stripper Obito), I was driving and I saw a car with the license plate that said “GRINCH”. asdfghjkal; even the universe knows I’m being stubborn. I felt so called out.  

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all my followers waiting for my #obeeto post today

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“SURE NOTHING A COUPLE WEEKS OF INTENSIVE CARE WON’T CURE” KAKASHI NOOOO BABY WHY YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF 😂😂😂 I LOVE YOU HON BUT PLEASE STOP

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im trying to hard to reply to you i swear i’m just having such a hard time because i’m losing it. i’m laughing so much and generally just having so much fun and i want to respond to these perfectly bc you all deserve the best and also real life responsibilities but yes, i’m formulating my replies and i haven’t forgotten any of you. 

i’m singling you out @purple-possibilities but only bc i usually respond to your stuff at the end of the day. i feel like i need enough time to think of something bc your posts are perfect. 

but none of you are free from sin and when this all ends, i’m calling you all out. 

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Girl Power Tag Game

I meant to do this first thing and got sidetracked ... I was tagged by three incredibly beautiful and talented and lovely people that know the way to my heart (surprise, it’s girl power)!! Tagged by: @malazuzu22, @pyroinquisitor and @shiranuigenma in that order 💜💜💜

I don’t even remember 10 fandoms. Help. Man, my tastes are really varied. 

Rules: tag 10 fav female characters from 10 fandoms and tag 10 followers 

Naruto: Konan - I dunno why, but my younger sis and I always thought she was cool. Even when we went through our very misguided and misogynistic “I hate all women” phase that lasted way too long, we loved Konan. Maybe it was the hair or the piercings or the origami ...  Pretty Little Liars: ARIA MONTGOMERY. SHE IS MY SWEET, SMOL BEAN. I LOVE HER. SHE IS SO STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL AND SMART AND BRAVE. I JUST WISH SHE WOULD’VE DUMPED EZRA, I REALLY DON’T LIKE HIM.  Scream: Brooke Maddox, hands down. She needs to be the final girl. But since Season 3 is scrapping the cast and plot, we’ll never find out ... Beautiful, strong, loving... she’s just perfect, okay?!  Atelier: Hiromi! I think that’s her name? That’s what MyDramaList says. She works in a department store and is a good customer to Emotion?? I think she gets a job there??  Stranger Things: Eleven. I adopted her the moment I saw her. She’s my daughter now.  Harry Potter: Tonks. I relate so much to her ... awkward, weird, HUFFLEPUFF!!, and deeply in love with Remus John Lupin. Also I used to have pink hair and wear combat boots.  The X-Files: Scully, of course. (And Reyes.) She’s just ... I can’t explain it. Perfect.  Death Note: Naomi, Misa, Rem?! I’m not choosing. All of them.  Bob’s Burgers: Tina. I am actually Tina. I didn’t used to be. But ... yeah. I’m Tina 100% American Horror Story: Lana Winters or Sister Jude from Asylum, my favorite season. Talk about “girl power”. (And Sister Jude, who wouldn’t be in love with the monsignor?!) 

Tagging: @thefoxthief @fluffymoe @itslulu42 @kujyou12 @hardly-used-intelligence @selfshipping-kunoichi @bubblegumbbg @broccolitachi @cassandrasdreamworld @litkatkim @naruto-scenarios-plus-akatsuki 

whoops that was 11?? how do I know so many people?? Sorry if you weren’t tagged already and I missed you! I didn’t want to double tag anyone! (And sorry if I did tag you when someone else already did!) If you weren’t tagged, feel free to do this and say I tagged you :’) 

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what Tumblr says: whoa there! please wait an hour before asking more questions!

what Tumblr means: STOP MESSAGING PEOPLE OOOH MY GOSH DO YOU NOT KNOW WHEN TO QUIT? HERE, WE’LL DO IT FOR YOU. HA! NOW YOU CAN’T HARASS ANYONE ELSE WITH YOUR “GOOD” MEMES OR COMPLIMENTS. 

what I say: oh, drats. I guess I’ll have to wait then /: 

what I mean: STOOOOOP TRYYYINNGG TOOOO IIINNNTTEERRFFEEERRREE WIIIIITHHH MMYYYY LOOOOOOVEEEEE