Jun 15
I need the WWE and Slim Jim to collab on a rivalry marketing campaign with Good Warrior Beef Stick.
I just had one and they're amazing. I do love me some Slim Jim and nothing is gonna stop me from buying them. Here to tell ya Good Warrior is absolutely the best I've had in a minute. I'll be buying both when I see them.
But yea. Have the fighters do the "cookie apple" improv game with Slim Jim and Good Warrior. Have betrayals based on beef stick. Some wrestler is secretly snapping into a slim jim behind his mentor's back gets caught and immediately gets yelled at that "THIS is a GOOD WARRIOR house!"
And then bodyslam each other or whatever. I'm not your scriptwriter.
