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speaking of beej being able to decide what he digests he’s also a duffle bag.
swallows random shit to annoy people and just for the fun of it
but will also hold shit if lydia asks him to bc hes a huge ass fuckin pushover for his BFFFFF forever
but also the first time they find out he can just hold stuff in there they look at each other and just “ok we gotta fuckin test this” and spend the next 2 hours seeing what will fit bc its just Fun
sometimes beej stuffs breathers for fun
like if someone is stupid enough to summon a demon thinking they can control him or just want someone to act out their feedee desires he’ll just smirk and go overboard
tie em up or hang em on the wall and just STUFF the fucker and claim their belly as his and play with it and just be a general little SHIT about it
sometimes he sticks around, other times he leaves them to deal with whatever he’s done to em
sometimes it’s not even food or objects he’ll just be like “aight here’s a demon thing or some weird demon substance” and shove it into their mouth and just lets it run rampant in their belly and grow
NONE of these end up being fatal, but bc he can manipulate whatever he wants they CAN end up being impossible and he LOVES to deliver and relish in the fear that can cause, like someone saying they’re gonna burst and he just SLAPS their belly to freak em out and goes “naaaahh yer not ya woulda if i wanted ya to already”
when/if beej becomes alive he doesnt really ACTUALLY have a concept of pacing or how human bodies work, especially in the weight gain aspect
it doesn’t take long for his need to try cake and take out and other stuff to cause noticeable consequences
he’s never been able to taste anything before bc his tastebuds, like the rest of him, were dead his whole time of existing so he wants to try EVERYTHING
and he does
in large amounts
as often as possible
and it doesnt take long for him to be standing in the mirror confused as to why he cant button up his shirt or fit a t-shirt over his stomach
dumb ass just doesnt get it
When beej becomes alive and he can FINALLY eat and taste I can see the dumb ass going overboard not only with eating a shit ton of food but just ending up grabbing some poor fuck and swallowing them down too to top him off after an already stuffing meal
He may be human now but that won't stop him but also rule #1 is fuck science he can still eat people just not as many at one time
beej also probably stuffs stupid breathers with shit breathers should not be stuffed with bc he thinks its fun
like loose change or random small objects
MAYBE he’ll occasionally force something bigger down someone’s throat using his powers but for the most part he just likes to fill bellies up as much as he can with fun stuff and then play with it afterwords
beej is JUST as much a feeder as he is a feedee
How much can that bug boy fit in his belly?
WELL
his normal demon ass self could *technically* go on forever if he WANTED to
being able to change his physical form as he pleases, being a demonic, eldritch, shoggath-esc being, his stomach can fill to Fucked Up Capacities and it wouldn’t bother him a BIT
however, he had like, FEIGNED death from being stuffed too much just to freak or gross people out. def busted his guts open on a guy JUST to see them suffer so he could laugh at it
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his human form, lawrence, whether in an AU where he was born human, or became human by marital means, still has a PRETTY big capacity. he’s never really put it to an actual measured test but people are convinced he has a weird superpower to be able to hold far more than what a human should, and he prides himself in it.
whole cake in there? some pies? he’ll fuckin down it. couple tubs of ice cream? throw it in there too bitch has no fear until it actually starts to fuck him up, then he’ll stop
ok so like
my beetlejuice cant eat human food, his demon body rejects most/almost all breather foods and it makes him sick af BUT he CANT TASTE IT ANYWAY so it’s not even worth it to try
so he’ll just possess people to use THEIR tastebuds and eat as much as he wants in the poor fucker’s body
but dw afterwords he’s a nasty hypersexual bastard and fondles/plays/maybe humps idk the gut he caused bc hes all too proud of his work
Oof I'm not usually like a huge fan of this sort of stuff but... BJ is DEFINITELY a super messy eater on the occassion he eats and he gets food (or whatever else) all over himself when he goes to town on whatever it is that has the misfortune of being crammed into his mouth lmao nasty nasty disgusting bug man... we love him...
He rlly just be like that
The first time he ever gets to ACTUALLY eat and TASTE IT when he's finally alive is a fucking shit show
Whether he goes to a buffet or someone's actually made him a nice sampler meal for food he has no sense of anything besides Devour
Shoves shit into his mouth haphazardly and pulls down impossibly large mouthfuls. Really obnoxious full-mouth chewing, LOTS of grunting and groaning from so many things he's never tasted before in his existence and he is LOVING IT he's just living his best life
Bits all over his mouth who knows what the fuck that is dribbling down his chin constantly using his tie and jacket off to the side as napkins bc the ones he was provided were demolished and ravaged 5 minutes in
Absolutely just rips into it and scarfs down every single last thing until it's all incoherent crumbs, juices, and bones
And then he raps on the table thrice and calls for desert
