Jan 21, 2020
Lawrence absolutely sleep eats
He's eaten his pillow before
Or whoever he's in bed with
Or he's been found in the kitchen, still asleep, on the floor with a stuffed belly and his hand still in the fridge
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Lawrence absolutely sleep eats
He's eaten his pillow before
Or whoever he's in bed with
Or he's been found in the kitchen, still asleep, on the floor with a stuffed belly and his hand still in the fridge
How much can that bug boy fit in his belly?
WELL
his normal demon ass self could *technically* go on forever if he WANTED to
being able to change his physical form as he pleases, being a demonic, eldritch, shoggath-esc being, his stomach can fill to Fucked Up Capacities and it wouldn’t bother him a BIT
however, he had like, FEIGNED death from being stuffed too much just to freak or gross people out. def busted his guts open on a guy JUST to see them suffer so he could laugh at it
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his human form, lawrence, whether in an AU where he was born human, or became human by marital means, still has a PRETTY big capacity. he’s never really put it to an actual measured test but people are convinced he has a weird superpower to be able to hold far more than what a human should, and he prides himself in it.
whole cake in there? some pies? he’ll fuckin down it. couple tubs of ice cream? throw it in there too bitch has no fear until it actually starts to fuck him up, then he’ll stop
lawrence has... stolen a lot of shit via eating it. also money. a lot of money.
he’s eaten quite a few electronics to pawn em off later
or stuffed his stomach a lil bit with change and money
he uses his powers for crime
Icb Lawrence just wants a bf/bf/whoever f that'll feed him and be a terrible encourager to his eating habits and tell him how God Damn Smexy he is
Disgusting I hate him
Lawrence is low key in fun force feeding
Tie that idiot to a chair and feed him as ur heart desires
Bonus points if you get him high on coke or drunk first
lawrence makes most of his money via eating contests and cash prizes for ‘impossible meals’ at restaurants
he applies for those like job applications bc its an easy 100 or more dollars and all he has to do is what??? eat his weight in god knows what??? lmao aight bet
he’s obvs proud of how much he can pack and shit but when he’s actually at these events he’s pretty casual about how much he actually eats bc at that point he’s genuinely just in it to get the cash bc not all food is free
and he GUESSES he has to pay rent but... coke is p good too.