Jul 10, 2024
most underrated the americans character has got to be that fucking mail robot
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most underrated the americans character has got to be that fucking mail robot
me chanting @ @gay-jk mercilessly: uhaul uHAUL UHAUL UHAUL UHAUL UHAUL UHAUL UHAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UHAUL !!!!!!11 UHAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I'm wearing a heart monitor for a while and I've to fill in a little symptom/activity sheet whenever it beeps/I feel my heart rate increase uncomfortably/I experience pain. 90% of beeps in the last 20 minutes is from yelling at my husband "stOP STEALING THE COVERS, YOU ASSHOLE" So, does this fall under "marital stress" or do I make up my own category entitled "someone kept hogging all the bed sheets while I was trying to sleep so I smothered them"?
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welcome to the sarcastic, lazy and extremely honest tumblr of two teenagers surviving life....sort of.
my fake name will be Karen and the other fake person is Gretchen. Regina called me stupid and she told Gretchen that fetch will never happen so...We run our own business now!
TAKE THAT REGINA YOU LITTLE
data pretending to be sherlock holmes is the most adorable thing everrRRRrr
wowo that btob song is so catchy make it stop