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me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

otherwindow

Hey quick question do people actually wear jeans indoors at home? Like, as a casual thing to wear? As in you don’t plan on going out or anything you just put jeans on.

otherwindow

so many of you are saying yes what the fuck

twin-m0thers-moved-deactivated2

ohevoyev

my mother: why do you act like that

me: why’d you emotionally abuse me my whole life? we all have questions …good night

danahatesyou2

This boy is trying to get a nude from my friend but she’s just acting like she doesn’t know what “a nude” is.

theconcealedweapon

Think about why it’s illegal to hire a hit man.

All you’re really doing is speaking and giving someone money.

It’s legal to speak.

It’s legal to give someone money.

Even if they actually complete the job, you’re not the one who committed the murder.

So why is it illegal to hire a hit man?

Could it be because inciting violence is not protected under free speech?

And if that’s the case, why should free speech protect Nazis advocating genocide?

suicunesrider

Never reblogged something harder in my life

queereyegifs

x.

a-grim-grinning-ghost

BOBBY!

monkeysaysficus

Bobby what that mouf do??!

chibi-masshuu-deactivated202508

I see Bob and I have shared interests.

twitterlols

alexander

gay

howls-moving-assle

How does this post have so many notes

alexander

we like gays

slimetony

I wasn’t paying attention and i accidentally made myself unlovable

30-minute-memes

corn flaek

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

it’s because reality is terrifying and our world’s dying, and our developmental years were spent in a constant state of using increasingly nonsensical humor to cope

codenamemaximus

It’s called the rise of neo-dadaism and the same thing happened during WWII

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

well that’s not concerning At All

furbearingbrick

ruinedchildhood

fuckinmiki

crystalcumcastles

omfg so a couple years ago my friend gen told me this happened to one of her friends I can’t believe that bitch lied to me cause she obviously got it from this

culturistjack-deactivated201804

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

olisaurusrex

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

thattallsummonerguy

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.