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@daddysmaison: <at the sink washing dishes when i walk into the kitchen> gosh i just want to splash water on you every time my hands are wet

me: wtf dude

dm: you don’t wanna be my lil sis?

me: no i mean yes i mean what

dm: i’m going to bully you, then fuck your brains out. don’t you want that…sis?

me: <in need of resuscitation sos halp someone>

#beeeeeeeeeeeeeep #💀💀💀#txt #daddy pls #dear daddy #dm #my daddy = my brother?#cannot #toooo much

i fucking love humans i really do humans are amazing, interesting creatures that have both all the potential in the world, and none at all they experience emotions and ideals that others couldn't even begin to try and understand they learn how to come up with and deal with solutions they're told shouldn't exist, they can adapt to pretty much any situation, and even just their wants and dislikes can allow them to be stronger and happier than anyone they feel's opinion doesn't matter enough i just really fucking love humans okay fucking deal with it

#hello i am irl izaya #please deal with it #if you have a problem you can leave a message after the beep #BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP #kin #fictionkin #baaaaarghaksjakdhdfb

softly whispers pls kill me

#negative #did u see when ppl die and that line in the monitor goes all straight and there's that #beeeeeeeeeeeeeep #well i feel like that #like i dont even feel sad or bad or anything #i just #dont feel anything #at all #i feel like a big cero #a nothing #i cant do anything i cant think anything #tani's personal shit #i dont wanna go to sleep but its probably better if i go #but #ugh #i dont wanna

My brother keeps saying dumb things so I just keep playing this over and over again whenever he talks.

It's so fucking rewarding.

#stfu ray #10/10 would recommend #he's just angerbaiting my mom and i saying feminism is obsolete and ableism isn't a thing #and i just #BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

WELCOME

welcome to the sarcastic, lazy and extremely honest tumblr of two teenagers surviving life....sort of.

my fake name will be Karen and the other fake person is Gretchen. Regina called me stupid and she told Gretchen that fetch will never happen so...We run our own business now!

TAKE THAT REGINA YOU LITTLE

#beep beep #beep #beeeep #beep beeeep #beeeeeeeeeeeeeep #beep beep beep #crappy #beeeeeeep #beeep #beeeeeeeeeeep #...#snap

THE HEART IS SO EFFING COMPLICATED

I'm not even being philosophical people.

I am studying for my Human Physiology midterm and drawing what happens in ONE heartbeat takes me twenty minutes.

cue heart attack.

or should I say myocardial infarction.

#beeeeeeeeeeeeeep #that's me flatlining #GET THE DEFIBRILLATOR

tOM YOU NEED TO STOP BEING SO DAMN ADORABLE STAOHP NO SERIOUSLY YOU ARE KILLING ME WITH FEELS WITH THAT LAUGH AUGH YOU ADORABLE ASS BUTT AAARRFGGHHH goddammitwhymustiobsessoverbritishmensomeonesendhelp

#emma is having hiddle feels #leave a message at the beep #...moo #beeeeeeeeeeeeeep

SERIOUSLY THOUGH.

WHO FOUND THAT PICTURE.

HOW.

WHY.

I WAS BEING SERIOUS WHEN I SAID I YELLED REALLY LOUD.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO ON.

#sdkgjlsglskj #/dead #/please leave a message after the beep #BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

#beeeeeeeeeeeeeep

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