#beepboopbitch

[bisexuallsokka]

bro sokka SUCKS at flirting with men. source: "hey JERKBENDERS. can i watch ur JERKBENDING"

dcishsisjwjw he’s impossible i love him so much he’s my fave disaster bi

[softlygasping]

bitch. i love u bitch. i aint ever gonna stop loving you. bitch

are u lookin to get cut? 🗡

[pianjeong]

today i offer you ice cream truck driver jeong jeong and cargo shorts dad piandao who always happens to be watering the grass when jeong jeong's truck comes by. oh wow what a coincidence that has happened every day for three months. i have brainrot

sunny every time i get one of ur pianjeongs in my inbox it makes my fucking day ilysm <3333 the absolute galaxy braining ur doing here...immaculate.

i would also like to add that piandao has a native grass lawn that comes up to his shins, he said fuck ur astroturf. problem is that native grasses don’t actually need that much water and he is definitely murdering his lawn but sometimes the cute ice cream truck driver winks at him so it’s worth it rlly

consider also piandao running a sort of halfway house like the image of like 10 kids spilling out of the house every time jeong jeong’s truck comes by except it’s always different kids and jj’s like How Many Children Does This Man Have He’s Hot But Is It Worth It (once he actually figures out what’s going on he’s like okay, never mind, how did u get more perfect we shall have a spring wedding)

also jeong jeong knows piandao’s name from like day one bc the kids r yelling it but the reverse is not true for literal months bc he’s too shy to ask. jj is entirely aware of this and thinks it’s hilarious i also have brainrot

[yukippe]

hello rey. i am here to talk about high school sukka. suki is taller than sokka. that is all goodbye

hello! u are correct 😌 suki and sokka have known each other since the ninth grade when sokka unfortunatley said something very stupid that suki heard and suki proceeded to ignore him for two years. in that time sokka very sadly pined after this girl and told all of his friends he hated her, actually. his excuse for hating her? she was taller than him by almost two inches. his dad reassured him that boys just got their growth spirts later, and his dad was right! sokka grew five inches for junior year, and got up the nerve to start talking to suki - who he managed to become friends with and immediatley began to hide his dumb crush on. 

what hakoda did not warn sokka about? that suki would grow four inches and remain one inch taller than him. at graduation suki and sokka (who are not dating because sokka doesn’t want to mess up their friendship (its a whole thing they finally overcome in university when sokka and suki do this jealousy thing thats kinda cute and dramatic and hits like the key points of their relationship and each of their family and abandonment and protection issues and im not getting into right now because this is about high school sukka)) pose together for pictures. suki is wearing heels and sokka is wearing platform shoes that he’s been very forcefully brining back into (or bringing into for the first time?) mens fashion. suki told him a few months before grad she wasn’t going to take pictures with him if he was significantly shorter and she wanted to wear four inch heels and so he bought a few pairs of platform shoes online. 

essentially, suki is taller than sokka and likes to rub it in and sokka doesn’t know how to accept defeat so he wears platform shoes and starts a trend and suki will wear flats on special occasions and tell him his present is him being the taller one. 

[zukkababey]

girl same like. u hand me a 100k mutual pining angsty hurt/no comfort where the characters have a "bittersweet ending" buh bye sis im gonna read this 4k oneshot where i get to the kiss in SECONDS

if there’s a tag in a fic that implies there’s not a happy ending, i am closing out of that tab immediately. like... thank you, but not today, satan. i am here for fluff and cute getting together stories that are short and sweet 😌

[artanogon]

i’m filing a public restraining order against @beepboopbitch. you know what you did, sunny

[meteor-sword]

fake fic title: badonk bitch fake fic outline: five times sokka bonked his friends and one time he got bonked

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badonk bitch (do it for the vine) 

fic setting: 2014, sokka is a viner in the height of the “do it for the vine” mania

i think it would be styled as 6 short videos of his  

first victim: haru. he sneaks up on him when hes practicing bending and bonks him with an inflatable hammer (you know the plastic toy prize type?) haru is cool and good natured so he just laughs it off 

next is aang. my first instinct is to say sokka would strike while he meditated but i think sokka is a bit more mature and respectful than that. he waits for a few seconds after the last bell on aang’s meditation app to sound, when aang has already opened his eyes and started stretching. sokka bonks him on the head and the last frame of the vine is aang’s shocked outrage 

send me a lucky-1111-follower celebration ask!  (and then read the rest v) 

then teo. i feel like teo would be trying out some speed track, don’t ask for details here. sokka stands by the track and holds the plastic hammer out just before he passes to bonk him and you get a blurry look of surprise from teo

and zuko. he’s practicing with his dao or just martial arts on a dummy.  sokka comes up behind him and says “zukooo” all nice and sweet and zuko pauses to look over at him and sokka bonks him in the stomach and runs, and you can hear zuko running after him in the bg of the last second

with katara, the video is cut in the way you can’t tell the context of when he bonks her, but the phone is knocked to the ground immediately after and you can just hear yelling 

the last one is not filmed by sokka but it’s still posted on his account. 

i’m imagining a rather contextless haunted house scene (or like the end of blair witch) where the gaang is clearly leading him through a spooky old house (but acting like they’re just exploring it together, like katara “ohh here’s a staircase to the basement! let’s check it out. sokka you go first”) 

anyway im literally thinking of the end of the blair witch project but the camera is held by aang or katara, sokka is walking around the corner, and TOPH is there with a BIGGER inflatable hammer to bonk him with (instead of the possessed cameraman standing in the corner a la blair witch) 

[bum-ju]

did you know i can do eyeliner really well its my only redeeming quality

TEACH ME UR WAYS... licherally its never even .... asian eyes do be like that.....