[softlygasping]

don't be chronically online

[mo0nrune]

shrimp

[dumpsterfire620]

[ramqiu]

the upgraded xenonite suit was invented shortly after

inspired by this tweet

[sonoftheria]

✴︎ BETRAYED STRAYS ✴︎

[softlygasping]

I just finished reading project hail Mary

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[nyenye0701]

adjustment period

[shaneofaragon]

having really low brow taste in fanfic tropes while also having really high standards for the quality of writing is my cross to bear

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[softlygasping]

Do you even know how hot it is when your girlfriend regularly catches mosquitos and gnats out of the air with her hands that you didnt even know were buzzing around you?

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[future-crab]

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[bpwpbshika]

[exitwound]

they’ve gotta stop building new houses and start building older ones

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down