#beetlelore

[burgerking-drive-through]

[burgerking-drive-through]

And based on the occasions that I do remember

I think it’s better that we don’t

[burgerking-drive-through]

Whats a burgerking…. Is it something i can cut with a knife??

- Driftkit

“I’m not sure. It’s something my twolegs used to talk about. Although…

I’m still learning to read, but I’m pretty sure my old collar said “Burger” on it.

So maybe I was the BurgerKing all along.

(Please don’t cut me with a knife)”

[burgerking-drive-through]

wheres the beetle part in ur name come from?

“Oh! Well,

I’ve always liked beetles.

And when I first came here,

nobody really noticed me.

The one time I thought someone was talking to me, they were talking to the beetle next to me. And I realised how long it had been there without being noticed.

I became friends with the beetle after that. It listened more than the other cats. And I think it understood.

And, I don’t know, it just sort of felt right!”

[beetle-horns]

Having moral OCD is like having a little D.A.R.E officer in your brain telling you that looking at boobs is a sin.

SIN IS THE INCENTIVE BIG GUY

[beetle-horns]

OneDrive... if you upload MY files to the cloud, and redirect MY documents folders to YOUR CLOUD DOCUMENTS FOLDER AGAIN, I WILL EAT YOU ALIVE!!!!!!!

[beetle-horns]

The Beetle of the Forest has come to make an announcement!!!! 📣 📣🥁🥁

୨୧⋆ ˚｡⋆˚ my boobs hurt ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

[burgerking-drive-through]

hey beetlelegs!! What’s your favorite color? I need to to know for uh- reasons…

-Pumpkinspice

“Hi PumpkinSpice! My favourite colour…

I like purple. And green. But I think my favourite colour has always been…

Blue.

Like the sky!”