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Nap Hole

Virgil: I built a nap hole in my closet which is great and has no downside until someone comes into my room looking for me and I have to crawl out of my closet which frankly is impossible to do with dignity and without looking like a sleepy Gollum hissing "What does It want who wakes us up"

Remus: I see no downside to this.

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Remus

Remus: The most popular prosthetic limb is the dildo.

Virgil: You know, sometimes it's okay not to share your thoughts.

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The Fey's Problem

Remus: I randomly walked into an art gallery with live music and a cheese spread and I'm going ape

Virgil: If you eat it though the Fey own you.

Remus: That's the Fey's problem

Virgil: If you say that, you clearly have more bravado than sense.

Remus: I don't have either actually just an empty stomach and the ability to make my presence everybody else's problem.