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H A L P .

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I have mysteriously transformed into a melon.
H A L P .
I’m about to go beg my waay too new doctor in this rich-ass rich person town to sign a paper for TPD for my student loans (my 4th attempt at this because they just now started to allow NPs to sign) because hey suddenly my payment plan recertification isn’t working even though I make barely $700 a month and every penny of that goes to bills and debt like this is not even close to your your average american’s salary, FAFSA give me a fucking break. So anyway. This will be fun.
begging for help + hero's doorstep
day twenty-one of whumptember
924 words
warnings: vague talking about potentially risky situations, being kicked out
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Hero runs a hand through his hair and sighs. He stands up and walks over to the microwave just before it goes off and opens the door. His microwaved mush is done so he takes it out and peels the film off the top, discarding it in the trash. He grabs a plastic fork from its box and makes his way to the living room, past the framed decades old newspapers of his victories on the wall, where he sits down on his couch and turns the TV on to a nature documentary.
He pulls the lever for the footrest and stirs his dinner, frowning at the chunks of ice in the middle, but he takes a bite nonetheless, tasteless slop is tasteless slop, it doesn’t matter if it's hot or cold. His mouth curls in disgust and he chews slowly, trying to keep his tongue on the roof of his mouth so he can’t taste it. Swallowing thickly, Hero sets the bowl down on the floor and leans back in his chair and stares at his ceiling. He closes his eyes and exhales heavily, allowing sleep to overtake him.
A noise pulls Hero from his unrestful sleep, he sits up in his chair and slams the footrest down.
somebody please help me find coping strategies for shutdowns my tgerapist says I should find ways that aren't headphones because my school won't me wear them
28. “I never should have let it come this far”
Failed hero | Hospital stay | Begging for help
TW: unconsciousness, gore, blunt trauma
"I'm not coming with you."
"But you may die here."
"Probably!... BUT...It.. it's my fault. So I have to pay for that now. I never should have let it come this far." Whumpee shook his head in despair and turned away ashamed.
"Neither should have I!" Caretaker's voice was strong. A whole lot of determination in it made whumpee turn around again.
"I'm not gonna let you sacrifice yourself for these miserable, ungrateful basta..."
The intended hit not only took whumpee by surprise, it missed its target on the back of his head.
Instead caretaker struck him down by hitting whumpee's temple. He went down like a log and Caretaker's heart literally stopped.
Whumpee's limp extremities sprawled out like someone had thrown an unused puppet into the corner. His head met the ground with a sickening wet thud.
Every drop of color left whumpee's face immedately. It looked like it was drained in the same motion the red pool around his head was forming.
"Shit!" Caretaker could only hiss, while he went down to his knees and turned whumpee on his back. The pulse was steady and strong, but not a muscle moved. Even when caretaker forcefully rubbed his sternum, there was no reaction.
Panic was about to overpower everything else. Caretaker needed to fight against his breath hitching and his heart hammering away like an industrial press.
He wrapped his shirt around whumpee's head and got to his feet again, his friend in a bridal carry. The blue cotton had already turned red and made a fearful contrast to the white face.
. . .
On the way to the hospital caretaker was sure he was having a heart attack any second. Constantly one hand was feeling for whumpee's heartbeat or was held under his nose for the certainty of his friend still breathing. The friend he actually wanted to save himself from doing something so utterly stupid, that he in fact was so desperate to knock him out to stop him. 'Nicely done,...not.' He debated with himself.
The amound of blood still freely seeping through the fabric around whumpee's head was concerning, as was his lifeless form.
Finally, with squeaking wheels he annouced their arrival at the E.R. Caretaker frantically honked the horn a few times, before he jumped out of the driverseat and screamed as loud as his panicked body would let him.
"HELP! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP!"
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