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Jean Grey: I don't play favorites.

Kitty Pryde: Then how come Rachel gets an allowance?

Illyana Rasputina: Rachel gets an allowance? How come I never got one?

Scott Summers: Because Zatanna gives you money, and she's rich.

Kate Bishop: Can I have an allowance?

Kitty Pryde: Do you even go here?

Julio Richter: Hang on, Rachel gets an allowance? I have to pay to be here!

Madelyne Pryor: That's a swear jar, there's a difference.

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Stephanie Brown: I'm gonna sing you all a song. It's called, 'My Life So Far.'

Stephanie Brown, clearing her throat and putting her hands on her guitar:

The rest of the Batfam, watching expectantly:

Stephanie Brown: [dissonant guitar notes] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Dick Grayson: Truth or Dare

Tim Drake: Truth. I got nothing to hide

Dick Grayson: How many hours have you slept this week?

Tim Drake: ...Dare.

Dick Grayson: Go to bed.

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Clint Barton, in a jail cell: What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

Natasha Romanoff, in the cell next to him: You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

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Illyana Rasputina: I am a responsible adult!

Zatanna Zatara: *Raises eyebrows*

Illyana Rasputina: I am an adult.

Zatanna Zatara: *Futher raises eyebrows*

Illyana Rasputina: Legally not mentally.

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Steve Rogers: So I know I was really drunk last night but. Tell me I did not proclaim myself king of the ducks.

Sharon Carter: Well I would tell you that, but then I'd be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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Daisy Johnson: Pay me.

Robbie Reyes: I don’t owe you anything. What am I supposed to pay you?

Daisy Johnson: Attention.