#begone!!!!

[bcowlick]

PLEASE DON'T SLANDER ARES PLEASE DON'T SLANDER ARES PLEASE DON'T SLANDER ARES PLEASE DON'T SLANDER ARES PLEASE DON'T SLANDER ARES PLEASE DON'T SLANDER ARES PLEASE DON'T SLANDER ARES PLEASE-

[thefallenangel2008]

"With this device we can suck the fat out of your body and you'll be skinny and sexy in no time!" "With this anti-aging cream you'll look young and sexy and fuckable in no time, call us now!" I WANNA BE HUMAN AND GROW OLD LIKE A HUMAN WITH MY HUMAN FLAWS AND HUMAN EVERYTHING, SHUT UPPPPPPP.

[flippythegodzilla]

AHHHHHHH WASP IN HOUSE WASP IN HOUSE

Killed it with windex but still! I can’t scream because mom is working so screaming online

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[picory-moved]

THEY BROUGHT BACK PEAHATS i hate those things. they scared the crap out of me the first time i encountered them in ocarina of time

[underture]

Great name for a fucked up fix it fic

[razzberriezz]

by the way, I do apologise if I end up blocking your account by accident… My followers are currently living in BOT CITY, so I’ve been going through them and blocking all the empty/suspicious accounts I find OTL

If I’ve blocked you on accident, just send me an ask with your tumblr handle so I can fix that!

[vampirebiter]

why is my period back again already. go away cunt its only been like 2 weeks since you started last time

[probablyasocialecologist]

love it when users with names like uterusperson or celticradicalfem or radicalfemharpy come into my mentions and expect to be taken seriously lmao