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I’m in my petty mood today. #DontTryMeTryJesus #MoveAlongLittleDoggy #Comedy #BeingPetty (at Petty Petty Pettyville) https://www.instagram.com/p/CcQjvEvu0F3/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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How is @cbs_bigbrother official website not going to spell @kandi name right smh..... Whoever wrote this on their site needs to be replaced smh good morning y'all lol #beingpetty #superbowlsunday (at Houston, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtbPTfHA3R3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1v7tbqb4vyil2

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A story about being petty

Now, for this story we need to go back. I remember I was in fifth grade, and my mom was my Physical Education teacher since I was in kindergarten. As you may have guessed this meant that I was...allowed certain privileges.

Another important note is that there was this one other girl in my class that I hated. She was popular, everyone wanted to be her friend and boys wanted her as a girlfriend. I suppose from my history of being bullied and teased by my classmates I was rather jealous of her, but that is another story. Let’s call her Sue for this story

I remember it was the last week of school and the school rewarded their fifth graders by giving each one a ‘special prize’. The exciting part of the whole thing was that each morning of that week they would draw 10 names from a cup, and those 10 would be announced over the intercom. The winners would get to leave class and collect their prizes. The task fell to my mother to draw the names the day before. Naturally my mom let ME draw the names so I had the insider advantage to know who won. Being the responsible child I was I decided to have my name be called very last as to show I was not ‘cheating’.

Day 1, everything went without a hitch. The first 10 winners of course had first pick of the prizes and I felt some joy knowing I somehow caused this. I went to the gym after school and began to draw the names for the next day winners so the office had everything ready to go. All was well until I picked Sue’s name. I felt a sense of ‘this bitch wins again’ and it made me awful. Not in a ‘feel bad’ way but in a ‘I cannot believe’ way.

That is when an idea hit me, a terrible, horrible idea. I looked around to see if mom had come back yet, then put her name BACK IN THE JAR and picked someone else’s name. It felt right. The next morning went similar to the morning before and I felt joy for those who one. Same thing again, I went to the gym after school and picked names again. There is was, Sue’s name again. Now everyone has that Angel/Demon sitting on their shoulders debating on what was right and wrong. I didn’t have that growing up, so again I put her name back in the jar and picked another name.

The next morning the morning announcements went on and 10 more winners were called. I could hear Sue from the other side of the class room when she said “I can’t believe I haven't won anything yet!” and I remember just looking to her with a confused look on my face being all ‘yea I know it’s crazy huh’ knowing damn well why she had not won anything.

It went on like this until Friday, when it was our turn to ‘win’. I felt satisfaction in knowing that finally, for once Sue was not going to beat me. I developed a God complex over picking fucking names out of a jar at 10 years old and I never felt more alive than I did that day.

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#BeingPetty 😉✌🏽💋

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Monday: Petty of the Week

For quite sometime now, Meek Mill has had this everlasting beef with Drake. Most people think its all fun and games, and some sort of publicity stunt. What people fail to realize is, this is ALL REAL. Quite a few people have stated that Meek has taken a “L” agains the popular Toronto rapper, but others claim, he still has his money, he has the new Bentley truck, and even better, he's still with Nicki Minaj. Truth of the matter is, as long as you have someone in their feelings, you’re winning. When you can be petty at every chance you get, you win. Its all about who throws the heaviest punches that land, and that seems to be Drake. “The Chasers” which happens to be Meek Mill’s entourage of friends and associates, seem to feel other wise. But who really cares what they think, especially if they let Drake come to their city and openly disrespect the Philadelphia rapper, amongst other things. Drake even had Meek’s own city singing “back to back” with full force. Remember that “World tour” that was really his girls tour? yeah? Drake had the Philadelphia rapper and his entourage at the Canadian border for hours, and they were cleared with just enough time to perform at the concert, as a opener. Yesterday at the VMA’s, it was rumored that Drake wouldn’t be in attendance because of Meek Mill and his entourage. Drake showed up, showed out, professed his love for his Queen, and went on about his life. Funny thing is, “The Chasers” seemed to be pretty upset about him attending and decided to throw shots at the Toronto star, which of course didn't phase him. Lets just say, Meek and his entourage can't seem to get enough of the “Drake Effect.” Take a look at the tweets below, and tell us how you’re feeling.

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AND IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

Good morning! What a time to be petty! We’ve been talking about this breakdown for how we want everyday of the week to be set up, but for some reason, we just can't seem to come up with an agreement on how we want it. I feel like every time we come up with a breakdown, its not quite how we like it, or we constantly are adding and taking away from it. Or, it could simply be the fact that my OCD is tryna get the best of me, LOL. But I promise, we’ll figure this thing out sooner or later, but as you all know, the petty NEVER stops. We decided that we’re just gonna wing it, and see how it goes. Sooooo... lets get started.

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VLOG & BLOG? hm...

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FIRST THINGS FIRST:

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