#bellsproutz

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i didn't even fight her i just. well you have to hear the whole story but she totally got what she deserved ok she ruined my life.

Gotta give bitches what they've got coming to them.

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and like my best one has basically circulated around my entire graduating class? i don't even know like 80% of the graduating class but fuck if you ask almost anyone i'm the girl who fought the horse girl in middle schoool. i didn't even go then.

Yo, weird stuff like that travels fast. 

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yeah my friends now just introduce me to people and are like “this is *insert thing* girl! the one i told you about! libby tell them about the thing” and then i do that. but they’ve heard them so many times they’ll add in what i leave out.

Ohhh yeah. That happens to me too.

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the one thing that’s cool about me is i have a lot of really weird stories to tell but once i run out of stories people realize i’m actually the lamest human alive.

Wait but actually same. I'm in my second year of college and I've already run out of stories to tell my friends... I ran out of stories like early on freshman year. Those who have stuck through have heard my good ones several times. 

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one time when i was six i was visiting my great grandmother and one of her horses broke its leg and she didn't want to pay for a vet. so she shot it. she was half blind at this point. and she shot it right in front of me.

I - wow. That's... terrifying... 

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that sounded really godfather-y like now i don't have to worry about finding a horse head in my bed. i have a big bed. it could fit. if you were considering it you should go for it. for science.

The horse head will appear when my favor no longer shines on you. 

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sorry

For what? I like compliments and my brother likes you. You have found a place in my good graces.

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i just wanted to say i think you're the raddest human being alive and i feel sooooooooooooooo fuckin awkward saying out of the deep blue sea but yeah. you're cool and pretty and funny and stuff and stuff.

wow wow wow wow wowza wow thank you so much ahhhhh

this is the sweetest thing ever I just? raddest human being alive? I have no idea what I did to deserve such a title but I will accept it. You rock, friend. Thank you so much this made a very, very long couple of days so much brighter.