#bellusdeo

[chronicles-of-elantra-mems]

14 years old Kaylin: I totally failed the safety and health course today…

Marcus: How did you manage that?

Kaylin: Well one of the questions was “In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”

Marcus: And…

Kaylin: "Fuckin’ large ones" was apparently the wrong answer.

[rusalyetella129]

Nightshade: I'm an immortal, powerful and deadly Barrani Lord who will not fall prey to the human weakness of love.

Kaylin: *comes from the future, barely avoids death, is her usually messy underslept self*

Nightshade: *sigh* Well, fuck.

[katarynka6]

Teela: How are you feeling?

Bellusdeo: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Diarmat: *enters the room*

Bellusdeo: There it is.

[chronicles-of-elantra-mems]

Arkon: Bellusdeo, are you free on Friday? Like around, say, 8pm?

Bellusdeo: I am.

Arkon: And what about,You, your Majesty?

Emperor: I’m free.

Arkon: Great. I’m not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date.

Bellusdeo:

Emperor: Did he just-

[chronicles-of-elantra-mems]

Bellusdeo: I'm sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Diarmat: ...

[chronicles-of-elantra-mems]

Lord Diarmat:

[chronicles-of-elantra-mems]

Kaylin: What would you do if the Arcanum kidnapped me?

Severn: Wait for 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily

[chronicles-of-elantra-mems]

Terrano: I’d like everyone to take a moment to think back to a time when they did something stupid, how they were treated, and how they wish they were treated.

Sedaris: What did you do?