I want a new texting buddy, a newer friend, a guy friend, someone who gets that I just like to have someone to randomly text throughout the day and have an immediate response as soon as possible, who will also randomly text me sometimes, and know that I’ll text back as soon as I can. Someone who gets that every once a small conversation can make the day a little easier. Someone who won’t “sext” me because that is just the dumbest shittiest shot of romance ever, and knows how to be a friend without fucking expecting anything. I want an innocent, funny, humorous, ‘silver-screen’ friendship with a guy that if age didn’t exist, people would think we were still 10-year olds stuck in 20-something college students’ bodies. Friends. Not friend with benefits, not friends that will eventually get married, not friends that’ll eventually break up. Just friends. Just a simple boy-girl friendship. And if you/he’s single, idc - however if you/he bitches about it, then we’re not going to be friends. I enjoy the heaven of my solitude-no-drama-relationship-bs-single life. I hope you/he does too. But possibilities are endless with friends.
So with that… Who wants to be my texting buddy??









