We already know he’s a loser with a bunch of sock puppets kissing his own ass but this still got a chuckle out of me.

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We already know he’s a loser with a bunch of sock puppets kissing his own ass but this still got a chuckle out of me.
"People who have no friends are a red flag!!111!!1!"
The condition of having no friends is based on self-reports. If that person evaluated your friendships by their standards, it might just turn out you have no friends either.
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some people only “love” conditionally and it shows
I wish I had real friends. I wanna hang out in someone's bedroom. I want someone to randomly call me. I want to get a text when I'm bored at home that they're parked outside my house. I want to be surprised on my birthday. I want to be taken to a random parking lot in the middle of the night when we're getting rowdy. I want to be invited to lunch on weekends. I wish I mattered that much to anyone.
The feeling when someone texts you
no friends in hell
APPLE SPEC BLINKIES MASTERPOST!!!!
free to use!! FREE TO EDIT!! no credit REQUIRED!
parts 1, 2, 3, & 4 (& 5)
[ID: stamps of aplatonic and a-spectrum flags. in order, they're aplatonic, aplatonic spectrum, a-spec (inclusive), happy friendless, beach aplatonic, beach aplatonic (alternative), poison aplatonic, poison (alternative), friendless, and loveless. /end ID]
[ID: unanimated & blank blinkies of the aplatonic, a-spec, loveless, and friendless flags. they each have a dotted, blue and white border. /end ID]
[ID: titled versions of the previous blinkies. in order, it's "loveless <2" with a loveless and a-spec flag, "aplatonic" and "aplatonic pride" with the aplatonic flag, "aspec" and "aspec pride" with the a-spec flag, and "aplspec" and "apple spec..." with the aplatonic flag /end ID]
[ID: titled versions of the previous blinkies, with the aplatonic and friendless aplatonic flags. they each say "friends? nah." "fuck friendship," and "don't need friends." /end ID]
"But you have friends!"
None of them would pick me first or invite me out with them 😭