dude, living in the Ben 10 universe fucking sucks
Christianity has split in half because Ben's weird watch scanned the Spear of Destiny and turned him into Jesus Christ, and now people can't decide if that means Jesus was an alien, or if because Jesus came from heaven that's why his DNA is compatible with his watch.
Ben keeps turning Smoothies into wine and spitting them out, he's getting really depressed and it's turning into a real bummer.





















