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Ben Bateman ❣️🔥

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Raphy: Phew! Tough crowd.

Keeva: You made everyone laugh. Is that not the goal?

Raphy: Not everyone. I don't think I saw you laugh once.

Keeva: I laughed...on the inside.

Raphy: Oh, so what you're saying is that you don't find me very funny.

Keeva: No, just the opposite. I thought your set was clever.

Raphy: Clever? I didn't go into comedy to come across as clever, that's for sure. For the paycheck, maybe.

Keeva: You don't have to take the compliment.

Raphy: No, no, I'll take it, I'll take it! I don't get a lot of them after all. People tend to describe me as “obnoxious” or “annoying” or “sir, you have to leave". But clever? That’s a new one. And I’ll take it. I’m Raphy, by the way.

Keeva: Keeva.

Raphy: Keeva. Nice to meet you.

*CRASH!*

Cheated on my baby, you can go and ask her

Ben: Keeva?! Keeva, what happened?! Are you okay?!

Keeva: *cries* Why did he have to be such a fucking asshole?!

Ben: I know. I know.

[waltzinaflatmaj]

I’ve been playing this song on repeat for about 3 hours now and didn’t even realise. I was bopping so hard every time it replayed as well. I need help dsfkhskjfhs

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LOVELESS GIRL // PALE WAVES

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benbatemanmedia My smile trying to compete w/ @dominiquep_c ...unwinnable 🙈 #clexacon #wynonnahearp (x)

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