#raphy akhtar

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Raphy: Phew! Tough crowd.

Keeva: You made everyone laugh. Is that not the goal?

Raphy: Not everyone. I don't think I saw you laugh once.

Keeva: I laughed...on the inside.

Raphy: Oh, so what you're saying is that you don't find me very funny.

Keeva: No, just the opposite. I thought your set was clever.

Raphy: Clever? I didn't go into comedy to come across as clever, that's for sure. For the paycheck, maybe.

Keeva: You don't have to take the compliment.

Raphy: No, no, I'll take it, I'll take it! I don't get a lot of them after all. People tend to describe me as “obnoxious” or “annoying” or “sir, you have to leave". But clever? That’s a new one. And I’ll take it. I’m Raphy, by the way.

Keeva: Keeva.

Raphy: Keeva. Nice to meet you.

*CRASH!*

Cheated on my baby, you can go and ask her

Ben: Keeva?! Keeva, what happened?! Are you okay?!

Keeva: *cries* Why did he have to be such a fucking asshole?!

Ben: I know. I know.

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See the full post on Pillowfort here (18+).

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Raphy: Just ignore the m-mfh!

Keeva: You're so sexy.

Raphy: Keep talking, 'cause you're making me so hard right now.

*birds chirping*

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Comedy bit appropriated from "Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King" because I am not a writer, let alone comedy writer. 🙃

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Keeva: *sigh* Dammit.

Raphy: It's crazy, because we know nothing about our parents and our parents know nothing about us.

(Two years earlier)

Raphy: You’ll be like, “Dad, what’s your favorite color?” “Foxbury!” You’re like, “What? No.”

*audience laughs*

Raphy: “No, I want to know more about you.” “Why you want to know about me? Get into Foxbury.”

*audience laughs*

Raphy: And I think it’s just that, like, parents love secrets. Right? Like, they love them. They love bottling them up deep down inside of themselves and then just unleashing them on you later when it’s no longer relevant.

*audience chuckles*

Raphy: So you’ll be sitting there like, “What? Mom’s a ninja, Dad’s a communist? Why are you telling me this right now?”

*audience laughs*

Raphy: I feel like every conversation with my dad is like an M. Night Shyamalan movie where it’s just ninety minutes of build up to no payoff.

*audience laughs*

Raphy: Alright, that’s my time. Thank you everybody, you've been great!

*audience cheers and applauds*

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Here's the edit of Keeva and Raphy in my story! I imagine this was taken in Tartosa while they were on vacation one summer.

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Here are some sims from a story I was working on a while ago! I gave everyone an update to match my current sims style, and am thinking of maybe rebooting my story, or at least doing some story-based edits with these beans. I dunno, we’ll see! Hope you enjoy! 💖