I am deeply disappointed that whoever nominated Matt Bomer forgot about his amazing work on Guiding Light. As it is more fitting for the competition, I went with him doing a dance routine to "I'm Too Sexy," but his character Ben Reade was peak soap opera ridiculousness.
I'll let Matt describe his time on this show in his own words: I was a trust fund baby who bet my fraternity brothers that I could be first to deflower the town virgin. I fell in love with her, but she found out about the bet and dumped me. I met a new girlfriend, lost my trust fund and was embarrassed to tell her, so I became a male prostitute, because that's what you do when you lose your trust fund. I had all these cougar clients... Then my girlfriend found out I was a male prostitute, dumped me of course, and then I went crazy, killed five people, kidnapped her to a remote cabin in the woods, confessed to her that I’d been molested by my middle school teacher and then committed suicide in front of her, her father, and her new boyfriend. Then, I hung around for one day in the hospital to confess my sins.










