#ben sandbringer

[mrfandomwars]

Darth Vader, revealing himself: Aha! I knew you were sneaking out PT-2224! How dare you betray the Empire!

Purge Trooper Cody: What!? Betray the Empire!? No! I was just hooking up!

Vader: What

Cody: You see, when a man has needs, he turns to look for people to hook up, and I met this guy-

Obi-Wan, appearing from behind Cody: Hello there! I'm Ben Sandbringer! I being sand! *Throws pocket sand at Vader*

Vader: *runs away screaming like a little girl*

Cody: Did you really have to do that-? *Is hit in the back of his head*

"Ben Sandbringer": Thank you Aayla.

Aayla: No problem Obi-Wan, but will you now help me with Bly? He keeps evading my attempts and when he sees me he either calls me "Hot Blue Twi'Lek Ghost Lady" or starts crying and doesn't get why